PoorAss Hilton
(aka. Paris Hilton's Newest Fashion Accessory)

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Monday, June 12, 2006


This site was setup to mock the day-to-day bullshit that goes on at PerezHilton.com. It was started on June 12th, 2006, as a complete joke.

I was looking through the comments on his site and I realized that the majority of them seemed to be people bitching about Perez, not the articles themselves. So for fun (and to learn a little bit about how blogger.com works), I decided to take a few minutes and setup a temporary blog, and then I posted the URL in the comments section of a few articles on his site.

I figured this site would be up for a couple hours, or at most a day. I thought a few of the people that dislike Perez would click over and take a look, have a laugh, and that would be it. However, every time I've said that I'm going to shut the site down because it was a joke and I don't want to spend that much time on it, I've received complaints! It's at this point that I realized just how many people dislike the guy. So, this site has been kept up as a place for them to vent their frustrations about Perez and his site.

Perez thinks he's cool because he sometimes gets dirt on celebrities (although a lot of the time it's just made up bullshit, totally biased, or completely wrong), and also because he knows Paris Hilton. Yeah, because that's something you want to brag about.

Perez just tries way too hard, and he flip flops on so many things. One day he loves someone, the next day he hates them. I guess it all depends on what Paris tells him to think on that day. As of late his site has turned into a self-promotional machine, and it's becoming more ridiculous every day.

Perez has also gotten into the habit of "forgetting" to post gossip about his "friends"... unless it shows them in a positive light, that is. But seriously, how many times do we need to see "exclusive" pictures of him at a party with Paris Hilton? Once was more then enough, thanks.

Here's a picture of the lameass himself! (I'm glad someone else took the time to photoshop his real name on this pic so I didn't have to).

     [ by PoorAss Hilton, 6/12/2006   --


At June 13, 2006 1:41 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Normally when you see someone in an oufit as horribly grotesque as this they're on their way to a costume party. Not Perez! To him, this is cool!


At June 13, 2006 3:16 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

The 70s called, they want their outfit back.

At June 13, 2006 3:37 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not to stereotype, but I thought most gay people had pretty good fashion sense?

Perez definitely missed the boat on that one.

At June 13, 2006 4:49 AM, Blogger Patterson said...

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At June 13, 2006 6:57 AM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

I couldn't agree more Patterson.

Although to be fair to the gay streetwalkers out there, I'm not sure if even they would be caught dead in this.

At June 16, 2006 5:45 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jesus he is so fucking fat, ugly, and full of himself. I do hate to admit it but the jacket IS cute. However, you can't pull it off being a hundred pounds overweight with white pants, white sunglasses, and white SNEAKERS!!!!!!

At June 17, 2006 9:47 PM, Blogger Tom Gaylord said...

A question for both of you - WHO CARES? ITS MINDLESS GOSSIP? Take a breath and get over yourself, and perez.........

At June 17, 2006 11:08 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

Tom Gaylord

"A question for both of you - WHO CARES? ITS MINDLESS GOSSIP?"

Ummm, have you seen your site Tom?

"Take a breath and get over yourself, and perez"

Get over ourselves? Dude, we're just here to rant, that's it. It's all in good fun. I suppose you're better then us somehow? As far as I can see you came from Perez's site, so you obviously read his trash, and you took the time to come and comment on this site, so you my friend are just as bad as us.

Maybe you should get over yourself. Dork.

At June 18, 2006 7:11 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...


At June 18, 2006 8:18 PM, Blogger Cara.Ponchada said...

Compared to his Manhunt profile, Perez has really packed on the pounds. Time to hit the gym, girl!

At June 25, 2006 9:03 PM, Blogger dre said...

Please keep PoorAss alive! I just discovered your blog (via perezhilton.com) almost an hour ago and can't get enough! You're really onto something here and I commend you for your valiant efforts! I see the guy in a completely different light now thanks to you. You're changing one mind at a time but you should be extremely proud! Good luck - I look forward to your future observations and revelations. One question, I couldn't find much info on the blog author. Where are you from? Male...female...a little of both? =)

At June 25, 2006 10:05 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...


Well thanks dre! But do you realize how many people I'm going to have to respond to now when they say that I'm the one that posted that?! LOL! You bastard! hehe, j/k.

And yeah, I haven't put much of my personal information on here because I want to remain completely anonymous. Plus the site's about Perez, not me, so I don't want to bore people with those details, hehe.

I can give little bits of info out though... 28 year old male in Vancouver, BC. I enjoy moonlit walks on the beach and pushing old ladies into traffic. Ok, I'm just kidding. I don't enjoy moonlit walks on the beach.


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