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Monday, June 12, 2006

Stupid words that Perez thinks are cool  

Below is a list of all the stupid words that Perez has made up over time (although he likes to call them "Perezisms", which is, of course, on the list itself).

Leave a comment and add your own stupid Perez word, I'll even give you credit for being the first to mention it! I haven't been on his site long so I'm sure there are TONS that I've never even seen.

"Alien Cruise" - Suri Cruise  (06/23/06, *tara)
"anorexass" - anorexic ass?!  (06/19/06, spygirl658)
"Asslee" - Ashlee Simpson  (06/14/06, nunya)
"Baby Zahara" - Nicole Richie  (06/17/06, spygirl658)
"Big Gay Al" - Al Reynolds  (06/14/06, anonymous)
"brazilliant" - brilliant  (06/17/06, spygirl658)
"Canadialand" - Canada  (06/22/06)
"Drunkst" - Kirsten Dunst  (06/13/06, anonymous)
"Eva LongHOria" - Eva Longoria  (06/14/06)
"Fagulosity" - gayness?  (06/19/06, spygirl658)
"Feminem" - Eminem  (06/17/06, spygirl658)
"Gayken" - Clay Aiken  (06/16/06)
"geniusity" - a genius  (06/15/06, spygirl658)
"GyllenHO" - Jake Gyllenhaal  (06/15/06,
"Gossip Gangstar" - Perez Hilton  (06/15/06)
"Hohan" - Lindsay Lohan  (06/13/06, anonymous)
"Jimenny" - Jim Carrey/Jenny McCarthy  (06/18/06)
"K-Fag" - Kevin Federline  (06/14/06, anonymous)
"La Lohan" - Lindsay Lohan  (06/14/06, anonymous)
"LockQueer" - Heather Locklear/David Spade  (06/17/06, spygirl658)
"Maniston" - Jennifer Aniston  (06/12/06)
"Mooriah" - Mariah Carey  (06/17/06, spygirl658)
"Peppered" - cool  (06/12/06)
"Pepperez" - Perez Hilton  (06/19/06, spygirl658)
"Perezism" - stupid words Perez made up  (06/15/06, spygirl658)
"Perezito" - Perez Hilton  (06/14/06)
"Perezzle" - Perez Hilton  (06/14/06)
"politik" - politics  (06/25/06, anonymous)
"Princess Frostylocks" - Lance Bass  (06/13/06)
"Richie Rich" - Denise Richards/Richie Sambora  (06/24/06, anonymous)
"Small Fry" - Britney & Kevin's unborn child  (06/17/06, spygirl658)
"shiteous" - shitty  (06/15/06, anonymous)
"SJPeePee" - Sarah Jessica Parker  (06/12/06)
"Sluttyienna" - Sienna Miller  (06/19/06, Samantha)
"Sperminated" - pregnant  (06/12/06)
"Starzilla" - Star Jones  (06/13/06, anonymous)
"Tater Tot" - Sean Preston Federline  (06/17/06, spygirl658)
"Televizzle" - television  (06/20/06)
"The Federjerk" - Kevin Federline  (06/17/06, spygirl658)
"The First Reich" - Reichen Lehmkuhl  (06/16/06, anonymous)
"The Pivert" - Jeremy Piven  (06/17/06, spygirl658)
"whoreanus" - ?!?! Perez, you're an idiot.  (06/17/06, Tonya)
"zportz" - sports  (06/22/06)

     [ by PoorAss Hilton, 6/12/2006   --


At June 13, 2006 2:01 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Starzilla (Star Jones)

At June 13, 2006 2:08 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

What are you talking about? Peppered is so peppered. NOT!

At June 13, 2006 2:09 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Peppered- The feelig your cock gets when in Paris Hilton.

At June 13, 2006 2:10 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Peppered- The feelig your cock gets when in Paris Hilton."

I've heard it feels more like getting your dick caught in a bear trap. But worse.

At June 13, 2006 6:01 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Drunkst or Kiki for Kirsten Dunst.

At June 13, 2006 6:48 AM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

Oh right, Drunkst! Forgot about that one.

Kiki is actually short for Kirsten though. How? I have no idea. It's one of those ones that boggles the mind, like "Sade" being pronounced Shar-Day.

At June 13, 2006 11:01 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...


At June 13, 2006 12:37 PM, Blogger Miss Linze said...

unfortunately peppered seems to be catching on the celeb blogging world we all know and love.

from pinkisthenewblog.com . . . .

"the lecture is peppered with personal pictures and stories of Gore's life growing up in Tennessee and later on in politics."

A little part of me died when I read this today. :(

At June 13, 2006 3:25 PM, Blogger Patterson said...

You know i fucking just hate peppered. It is like the word i would use to discribe anything. And as for his name for couples, OMG give it rest. Like Princess Frosty Locks, my god man, you actually think this is creative. It's really just sa, so like the fat man with a donkey jaw himself.

At June 13, 2006 9:58 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

what was the one he used to use all the time... whoreanus? and what about hohan?

At June 13, 2006 10:26 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

Phew! You had me worried for a second there Miss Linze. I think the "peppered" in this context is quite a bit different.

Perez means it as "cool", as in, "My name is Perez and I am SO NOT PEPPERED".

But in this case, I think they mean it more as "spread out" or "sporadic".

To be honest, I've actually used peppered in this context before (and have heard it used quite a few times by other people as well)... such as, "That butthole stole my 40 so I peppered his ass with bullets" (ok, not a real example, but you get the point), or "There were a few good jokes peppered throughout the movie, but overall it was pretty lame".

For some reason in this context it doesn't seem so bad to me, but having peppered mean "cool", now that just seems flaming :P

Am I wrong on this?

At June 13, 2006 10:33 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

"And as for his name for couples"

This started to get to me way back when "Bennifer" started. Like, who actually thinks this shit is funny?!

It's gotten worse and worse lately too, and for some reason people think it's cool. Bennifer, TomKat, Bradjelina, Vaughniston... like c'mon, what are we, 5 year olds? Do people no longer have the mental capacity to say TWO full names instead of merging them into one? Oh yeah, I forgot, it's not because they're morons that they do this, it's because it's "cool" to combine the names. Yeah, right.

I can't wait for the day when this fad dies.

At June 13, 2006 10:41 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

Unfortunately "whoreanus" isn't actually a creation of Perez (although he seems to think it is in his Cafe Press store. This one's even in the Urban Dictionary.

As for hohan, I'm guessing he's talking about Linsday Lohan? Yup, that's definitely making the list.

Perez, it's called the english language, look into it.

At June 13, 2006 10:49 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

Every time "SJPeePee" catches my eye when when I see this post, I want to bitch slap Perez so hard. It's just moronic, and he's trying too hard to be cool.

Why is there a second "Pee" in there? Did she change her name to Sarah Jessica Parker Parker when we weren't looking? So gay Perez... so gay.

Now SJPee, although still pretty stupid, would make much more sense. But of course any normal person would just use SJP. Unfortunately, Perez is far from normal.

At June 14, 2006 1:02 AM, Anonymous Bea Gass said...


does that count?

At June 14, 2006 1:06 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

bea gass, isn't that one just assumed anyways?

At June 14, 2006 8:59 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think "Kiki" comes from the fact that she did the voice of Kiki for the english version of "Kiki's Delivery Service," #54 on her imdb.

At June 14, 2006 3:48 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

"La Lohan" for Lindsay Lohan. Everytime he says it I want to take a butcher knife to his throat. Like she's royalty.

Think about what she would be like if she had no money. Trash...whitetrash.

At June 14, 2006 4:29 PM, Anonymous nunya said...

"Asslee" for Ashlee Simpson and "Manniston" for Aniston.

At June 14, 2006 5:22 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

K. Fag for Kevin Federline. Perez is gay himself, and he's using homosexual slurs? Who does he think he is?

Shaki for Shakira. Is it that hard to just add the extra two letters, you complete and utter moron?

Big Gay Al for Al Reynolds. Funnnnyyyy...[/sarcasm]

At June 14, 2006 5:28 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

Oh my god. How the fuck did I forget to include K-Fag?

As for Big Gay Al, is that a Perez-ism or did he just get it from somewhere else? Of course it was originally ripped off from South Park, but I wonder if Perez was the first to re-use it.

Anyone know?

At June 14, 2006 7:48 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Probably stole it. He does that a lot, as you and I know very well.


At June 15, 2006 3:05 AM, Blogger dreamingofdavey said...


just buggs me..

At June 15, 2006 1:45 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...




At June 15, 2006 4:50 PM, Anonymous ronny said...

I agree with the whole "K-Fag" thing. It's very offensive.

He plays to the homophobes on his own site with shit like that.

At June 15, 2006 5:26 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

I did a search on Perez's site but I couldn't find "brazilliant" or "genuisity".

Do you know which articles these were in?

At June 15, 2006 5:39 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think his creations are actually funny....most of "us" on the internet have nothing better to do anyway. And by the way putting La before the name does not make it royalty, actually its really rude, it makes her a thing.

At June 15, 2006 5:42 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

"I think his creations are actually funny"

That's sad.

If I was a praying man, you can be sure I'd be giving a shout out to JC for you tonight.

At June 15, 2006 9:15 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

He worships Angelina, its annoying.

At June 15, 2006 9:45 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I thought "peppered" was a spin off of paris' "that's hot". What's hotter than hot? Pepper - get it???

At June 16, 2006 3:43 PM, Anonymous Samantha said...

There is also one for Sienna Miller... Sluttyienna

At June 16, 2006 3:46 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...


"There is also one for Sienna Miller... Sluttyienna"

Do you have the link to the article by chance? I just did a search on his site and there were no results (I also tried Sluttienna without the 'y' but still nothing).

At June 16, 2006 8:53 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

i think the fact that he calls himself 'perez hilton' should be example enough...

At June 16, 2006 11:11 PM, Anonymous spygirl658 said...

Why, Perezzle's (UGH!) first use of "genuisity" was in a post about Tori Amos back on February 12, 2006.

Use the convenient "StarSeeker" feature on his site and click on "Tori Amos". Here's the link: http://www.perezhilton.com/topics/tori_amos/

And there it is - Perez's first attempt at making "genuisity" happen.

Isn't that the lamest thing ever?

Happy to help! :-)

At June 16, 2006 11:27 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...


Wow, his site's even more of a piece of crap then I thought.

I went to that article, copied and pasted "geniusity" into the search box, and it still said there were 0 results, haha.

I think Perez needs to spend less time kissing Paris' ass and more time on his site (including the content, of course).

Thanks for the link! It also gave me another one of his stupid words to add to the list, "Perezism". Which, oddly enough, is his stupid word for his stupid words, hehe.

And, since the original post of this was anonymous, I'll give you credit for both of these words.

At June 16, 2006 11:51 PM, Anonymous spygirl658 said...

Sweet! Thanks for the credit x 2. Good eye there - I didn't even catch "Perezism"!

His site IS a piece of "icky icky poo" (I think that is a category on his site - like "Personally Perez", etc). It took me like 10 minutes to find that Tori Amos post and I couldn't find it using the "Search" feature, like one would logically assume. duh Perez!

At June 16, 2006 11:55 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

the search box is just for show so that it looks like a "real" website

At June 16, 2006 11:59 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Princess Frostylocks (refering to Lance Bass)

And The First Reich (refering to Reichen). Which, you know, makes no sense. Because that's the Holy Roman Empire. It's like Perez was like, ooh, ooh, this word sounds like his name!

At June 17, 2006 12:02 AM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

"the search box is just for show so that it looks like a "real" website"

Well it's worked for other searches I've done in the past, so it's at least partially functional.

I just don't get it.

At June 17, 2006 12:04 AM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

Well I've got Princess Frostylocks up there, but I gues I should add The First Reich.

Fuck Perez is lame, hahaha.

At June 17, 2006 1:47 AM, Anonymous spygirl658 said...

I thought of a few others - don't know if they qualify for the list, but I thought I'd send them your way just for fun:

1) The Federjerk (Kevin Federline)
2) Tater Tot (Sean Preston Federline)
3) Small Fry (Britney & Kevin's unborn child)
4) Lindsay Morgan Lohan (WTF? Why he insists on using her full name is beyond me. It sounds so RIDICULOUS!)
5) Baby Zahara (Nicole Richie)
6) Mooriah (Maria Carey, before her recent weight loss)
7) The Pivert (Jeremy Piven of HBO's "Entourage"
8) Feminim (Eminem)
9) LockQueer (Heather Locklear & David Spade)

Here's a post where he uses the so-called word "brazilliant", in reference to Shakira (and he even used her full name!) - I had to use Google for that: http://www.perezhilton.com/topics/shakira/we_wanna_be_the_first_20060201.php

Also, he has started naming places. For example, The Coffee Bean on Sunset & Fairfax is now "The Office" (how pretentious!)

At June 17, 2006 1:49 AM, Anonymous spygirl658 said...

whoops, meant "Feminem" for #8. sorry!

At June 17, 2006 3:27 AM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...


Good lord girl, someone was busy tonight! hehe

Thanks for all of those! I've updated the list accordingly.

At June 17, 2006 9:02 AM, Anonymous Sarah said...

This is hilarious!

Oh, and the person who said that they think he got the whole "Kiki" thing from her voice being in Kiki's Delivery Service... for some reason I really doubt that is why he calls her that! I had a roommate with that nickname based on her name. It is just a fluke she voiced the character.
I also believe that if he met her and she started posing with him etc. (just like Paris) he would think she is a goddess too.

At June 17, 2006 11:54 AM, Anonymous Tonya said...

Don't forget 'whoreanus'

Reading this article just reminds me of how idiotic he is. I have read these words on his site many, many times and I cringe each time.

At June 18, 2006 12:34 AM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...



At June 19, 2006 11:51 AM, Anonymous spygirl658 said...

Here's one I don't recall seeing before that popped up today, in reference to Lara Flynn Boyle:


At June 19, 2006 12:05 PM, Anonymous spygirl658 said...

And two more:

Perez has christened himself with yet ANOTHER stupid nickname - no doubt derived from "peppered" - duh duh duh......."Pepperez" (say it ain't so! - http://www.perezhilton.com/topics/caption_me/much_more_caption_me_20060619.php)


"Fagulosity" (haven't seen it anywhere else - http://www.perezhilton.com/topics/gay_gay_gay/much_more_fagulosity_20060619.php)

At June 19, 2006 1:45 PM, Anonymous Samantha said...


Here is the link for Sienna Miller with her nickname on it!!



At June 19, 2006 7:13 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...



*shakes head* He really is a complete tool, isn't he?

At June 22, 2006 1:42 PM, Anonymous TONYA said...

I am thinking 'whoreanus' might mean something like 'horrendous'


Who knows how his idiotic mind works.

At June 22, 2006 11:25 PM, Anonymous natalie said...

I can't believe we all forgot to mention the very first word he made up.. barfugly.. w/e the fuck it means.. barf + ugly?? wtf

At June 23, 2006 12:17 AM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...


Do you by chance have a link to the post he used it in?

The "search box" on his site is, yet again, not working properly.

At June 23, 2006 8:10 AM, Anonymous *tara said...

'alien cruise'.

At June 24, 2006 4:15 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

politik (polictics)

At June 24, 2006 4:20 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Richie Rich (denise richards/richie sambora)

At June 24, 2006 4:54 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...


Do you have a link handy for a post that he used it in? As usual his search box sucks ass and is returning 0 results.

At June 25, 2006 8:28 AM, Blogger Bedazzler said...

I think everyone forgot FUCKTARDED. That was one of his early slogans. I actually found it so offensive I've used it constantly. Is that bad?

At June 25, 2006 9:34 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...


thats the politik ^

yay u put my richie rich also! :) btw are u from canada?

At June 25, 2006 10:12 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

^^^ - Alrighty, politik is up there now too!

And yes, I'm in BC.


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