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Stupid words that Perez thinks are cool |
Below is a list of all the stupid words that Perez has made up over time (although he likes to call them "Perezisms", which is, of course, on the list itself).
Leave a comment and add your own stupid Perez word, I'll even give you credit for being the first to mention it! I haven't been on his site long so I'm sure there are TONS that I've never even seen.
"Alien Cruise" - Suri Cruise (06/23/06, *tara)
"anorexass" - anorexic ass?! (06/19/06, spygirl658)
"Asslee" - Ashlee Simpson (06/14/06, nunya)
"Baby Zahara" - Nicole Richie (06/17/06, spygirl658)
"Big Gay Al" - Al Reynolds (06/14/06, anonymous)
"brazilliant" - brilliant (06/17/06, spygirl658)
"Canadialand" - Canada (06/22/06)
"Drunkst" - Kirsten Dunst (06/13/06, anonymous)
"Eva LongHOria" - Eva Longoria (06/14/06)
"Fagulosity" - gayness? (06/19/06, spygirl658)
"Feminem" - Eminem (06/17/06, spygirl658)
"Gayken" - Clay Aiken (06/16/06)
"geniusity" - a genius (06/15/06, spygirl658)
"GyllenHO" - Jake Gyllenhaal (06/15/06,
dreamingofdavey)
"Gossip Gangstar" - Perez Hilton (06/15/06)
"Hohan" - Lindsay Lohan (06/13/06, anonymous)
"Jimenny" - Jim Carrey/Jenny McCarthy (06/18/06)
"K-Fag" - Kevin Federline (06/14/06, anonymous)
"La Lohan" - Lindsay Lohan (06/14/06, anonymous)
"LockQueer" - Heather Locklear/David Spade (06/17/06, spygirl658)
"Maniston" - Jennifer Aniston (06/12/06)
"Mooriah" - Mariah Carey (06/17/06, spygirl658)
"Peppered" - cool (06/12/06)
"Pepperez" - Perez Hilton (06/19/06, spygirl658)
"Perezism" - stupid words Perez made up (06/15/06, spygirl658)
"Perezito" - Perez Hilton (06/14/06)
"Perezzle" - Perez Hilton (06/14/06)
"politik" - politics (06/25/06, anonymous)
"Princess Frostylocks" - Lance Bass (06/13/06)
"Richie Rich" - Denise Richards/Richie Sambora (06/24/06, anonymous)
"Small Fry" - Britney & Kevin's unborn child (06/17/06, spygirl658)
"shiteous" - shitty (06/15/06, anonymous)
"SJPeePee" - Sarah Jessica Parker (06/12/06)
"Sluttyienna" - Sienna Miller (06/19/06, Samantha)
"Sperminated" - pregnant (06/12/06)
"Starzilla" - Star Jones (06/13/06, anonymous)
"Tater Tot" - Sean Preston Federline (06/17/06, spygirl658)
"Televizzle" - television (06/20/06)
"The Federjerk" - Kevin Federline (06/17/06, spygirl658)
"The First Reich" - Reichen Lehmkuhl (06/16/06, anonymous)
"The Pivert" - Jeremy Piven (06/17/06, spygirl658)
"whoreanus" - ?!?! Perez, you're an idiot. (06/17/06, Tonya)
"zportz" - sports (06/22/06)
[ by Anonymous, 6/12/2006 --
 
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34 Comments:
Starzilla (Star Jones)
What are you talking about? Peppered is so peppered. NOT!
Peppered- The feelig your cock gets when in Paris Hilton.
"Peppered- The feelig your cock gets when in Paris Hilton."
I've heard it feels more like getting your dick caught in a bear trap. But worse.
Drunkst or Kiki for Kirsten Dunst.
Tittytainment.
what was the one he used to use all the time... whoreanus? and what about hohan?
bea gass, isn't that one just assumed anyways?
I think "Kiki" comes from the fact that she did the voice of Kiki for the english version of "Kiki's Delivery Service," #54 on her imdb.
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000379/
"La Lohan" for Lindsay Lohan. Everytime he says it I want to take a butcher knife to his throat. Like she's royalty.
Think about what she would be like if she had no money. Trash...whitetrash.
"Asslee" for Ashlee Simpson and "Manniston" for Aniston.
Probably stole it. He does that a lot, as you and I know very well.
Anon
shiteous
brazilliant
genuisity
I agree with the whole "K-Fag" thing. It's very offensive.
He plays to the homophobes on his own site with shit like that.
I think his creations are actually funny....most of "us" on the internet have nothing better to do anyway. And by the way putting La before the name does not make it royalty, actually its really rude, it makes her a thing.
I thought "peppered" was a spin off of paris' "that's hot". What's hotter than hot? Pepper - get it???
LAME!!
There is also one for Sienna Miller... Sluttyienna
i think the fact that he calls himself 'perez hilton' should be example enough...
Why, Perezzle's (UGH!) first use of "genuisity" was in a post about Tori Amos back on February 12, 2006.
Use the convenient "StarSeeker" feature on his site and click on "Tori Amos". Here's the link: http://www.perezhilton.com/topics/tori_amos/
And there it is - Perez's first attempt at making "genuisity" happen.
Isn't that the lamest thing ever?
Happy to help! :-)
Sweet! Thanks for the credit x 2. Good eye there - I didn't even catch "Perezism"!
His site IS a piece of "icky icky poo" (I think that is a category on his site - like "Personally Perez", etc). It took me like 10 minutes to find that Tori Amos post and I couldn't find it using the "Search" feature, like one would logically assume. duh Perez!
the search box is just for show so that it looks like a "real" website
Princess Frostylocks (refering to Lance Bass)
And The First Reich (refering to Reichen). Which, you know, makes no sense. Because that's the Holy Roman Empire. It's like Perez was like, ooh, ooh, this word sounds like his name!
I thought of a few others - don't know if they qualify for the list, but I thought I'd send them your way just for fun:
1) The Federjerk (Kevin Federline)
2) Tater Tot (Sean Preston Federline)
3) Small Fry (Britney & Kevin's unborn child)
4) Lindsay Morgan Lohan (WTF? Why he insists on using her full name is beyond me. It sounds so RIDICULOUS!)
5) Baby Zahara (Nicole Richie)
6) Mooriah (Maria Carey, before her recent weight loss)
7) The Pivert (Jeremy Piven of HBO's "Entourage"
8) Feminim (Eminem)
9) LockQueer (Heather Locklear & David Spade)
Here's a post where he uses the so-called word "brazilliant", in reference to Shakira (and he even used her full name!) - I had to use Google for that: http://www.perezhilton.com/topics/shakira/we_wanna_be_the_first_20060201.php
Also, he has started naming places. For example, The Coffee Bean on Sunset & Fairfax is now "The Office" (how pretentious!)
whoops, meant "Feminem" for #8. sorry!
This is hilarious!
Oh, and the person who said that they think he got the whole "Kiki" thing from her voice being in Kiki's Delivery Service... for some reason I really doubt that is why he calls her that! I had a roommate with that nickname based on her name. It is just a fluke she voiced the character.
I also believe that if he met her and she started posing with him etc. (just like Paris) he would think she is a goddess too.
Don't forget 'whoreanus'
Reading this article just reminds me of how idiotic he is. I have read these words on his site many, many times and I cringe each time.
Here's one I don't recall seeing before that popped up today, in reference to Lara Flynn Boyle:
"anorexass"
And two more:
Perez has christened himself with yet ANOTHER stupid nickname - no doubt derived from "peppered" - duh duh duh......."Pepperez" (say it ain't so! - http://www.perezhilton.com/topics/caption_me/much_more_caption_me_20060619.php)
and
"Fagulosity" (haven't seen it anywhere else - http://www.perezhilton.com/topics/gay_gay_gay/much_more_fagulosity_20060619.php)
PoorAss,
Here is the link for Sienna Miller with her nickname on it!!
Samantha
http://www.perezhilton.com/topics/siena_miller/
'alien cruise'.
politik (polictics)
Richie Rich (denise richards/richie sambora)
I think everyone forgot FUCKTARDED. That was one of his early slogans. I actually found it so offensive I've used it constantly. Is that bad?
http://www.perezhilton.com/topics/politik/
thats the politik ^
yay u put my richie rich also! :) btw are u from canada?
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