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Wednesday, June 14, 2006

This is exactly what's wrong with PerezHilton.com  (view)

The first comment on the above post is exactly what's wrong with PerezHilton.com.

"Perez - why aren't you writing about Paris' hit'n'run? isn't that gossip worthy?"

You have to understand that if he were to report bad news about Paris, he wouldn't be invited to parties with her anymore (and he couldn't wear that sexy elvis suit we've all come to love. Did I say love? I meant loathe).

Reporting the type of information he's supposed to be reporting to his readers, or selling out to keep his relationship with Parisite alive. It's an easy decision if you're a man whore that's only in the public eye because you've ridden on the coat tails of a trashy skank. Oh shit, I've done it again. Sorry to all the trashy skanks out there. I didn't mean to offend you.

It's too bad too, this may have been Perez's best opportunity at actually being first to report a story. But I guess the sellout route works too.

     [ by PoorAss Hilton, 6/14/2006   --


At June 14, 2006 12:16 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...




At June 14, 2006 1:13 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hit 'n' run - that sounds like what Perez's last date did after his beer goggles wore off

At June 14, 2006 5:25 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Okay, now this is very true...but it's still not funny:(

At June 14, 2006 12:37 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Again, jealousy will you get you nowhere. Stop ragging on him and do something with your life.


At June 14, 2006 2:28 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

"Again, jealousy will you get you nowhere. Stop ragging on him and do something with your life."


I really wish you morons would come up with some better insults then "you're jealous!".

As I've stated before, I am not jealous of Perez, nor do I have any reason whatsoever to be jealous of Perez.


Now please, come up with some better insults.

Verity, did you want to give these guys some pointers?

At June 14, 2006 2:32 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

Getting pretty tired of explaining to moron after moron that I'm not jealous of Perez.


At June 14, 2006 5:04 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well I'll give it a go...

I've come to the conclusion, he's not jealous of Perez, he's in love with him. He wants to be with him. It all goes back to his time in high school when all the women rejected him and all he had for comfort were gossip magazines and his Action Man dolls.

And so this blog was born - not because he is jealous of Perez, but because he is mad he can't be with him. The only way he can think to take his anger and bitterness out on the cruel card fate has dealt him is via this website, ridiculing the man he really loves.

Dammit I love it when I'm right...

Hows that for you?!

V ;)

At June 14, 2006 5:26 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

Well thank you, this is quite a bit more creative then "you're just jealous, na na na na na".

It's like your'e looking directly into my soul Verity. If I had a soul, that is.

Unfortunately I signed away all rights to my soul when I started this blog. Along with my self respect and dignity.

At June 15, 2006 12:15 PM, Anonymous ronny said...

This is fucking great!

At one point La Perez had a fun site. Lots o' gossip and dirt ... but then along came Parzilla and her might check book.

Our hero has been bought and paid for by a no talent skag.

Perez has proven that he is one of the leading whores in H'Wood.

And trust me, honey. I live in West Hollywood and there's plenty of whores around here.

Paris must have gave La Perez cock sucking lessons to get where he is today.

At June 15, 2006 3:11 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

"At one point La Perez had a fun site. Lots o' gossip and dirt ... but then along came Parzilla and her might check book."

It's amazing how many of his readers feel this way nowadays.

At June 15, 2006 8:16 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...


At June 16, 2006 6:27 PM, Anonymous Scotland The Brave said...

Ahh..Perez IS starting to look like a sell out. His site is a bloody love fiesta for that rotten crotch, Paris Hilton. There is even a huge Simple Life ad as the first thing you see on the website. He never puts any postings about all the lowdown, evil things she does. His site can be rather amusing, but the seemingly "no attacking Paris Hilton" policy is lame!! Look..if you are such a dumb twat that you back into cars and drive off and have photos taken while you dig at your nasty cooter..then come on, you are begging to be made fun of!!

Thanks for calling him out on this. I don't think you are jealous..just a lover of snarky celebrity sites and Perez is letting us down with his blatant whoring out to Paris Hilton. Whores get paid for their acts and I think Paris Hilton is paying Perez to be her little faggy follower. Hilton herself is just a skank because skanks will do anyone and blow anyone for free. And the people's exhibit A is her video.

God Bless America and the freedom to have a blog and bitch about whatever you want!!!!

At June 16, 2006 6:56 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

Scotland The Brave

"God Bless America and the freedom to have a blog and bitch about whatever you want!!!!"


At June 17, 2006 8:21 AM, Blogger Anouka said...

Yes, that was fucked up. If he was such a good friend, though, he should have spun it to her defense. That would have been crazy cool. Crazy, and cool at the same time. There would be some principle attached. And he'd be the first to take that angle of it, her side of it.

But to not mention it at all? gay men aren't supposed to have their balls in the grip of women. or maybe someone really does have pictures of perez in compromising positions.

At June 21, 2006 9:09 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...


At June 21, 2006 9:44 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...



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