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Monday, June 26, 2006


The End For PoorAss, But The Site Will Live On  

As much fun as I've had setting this site up and playing with blogger, it's gotten to the point where it's taking up way too much time... time I'm not going to have starting next week. However, I'm in the process of getting someone else that will keep the site alive, so don't worry you'll still have somewhere to come and bitch about Perez.

For everyone that's posted a comment saying I'm not the right person to run this site, you're partially right. I've setup and run sites much bigger then Perez's, so I think I can handle a little blog like this... however, Perez just isn't worth the time and effort, plain and simple. He's a useless bottom feeder that's eventually going to get what he deserves, and that makes me happy enough.

Also, for everyone that's going to say things like, "See, we finally made him crack by telling him he sucks and that he shouldn't be running this site", you couldn't be more off. If you go back and check the comments on the first posts on this site 2 weeks ago you'll see me talking about passing the site off to someone else. So don't kid yourself and think you're the reason I'm doing this. My intentions were clear from the beginning.

Contrary to what some of you seem to believe, I'm not some crazy, psychopathic stalker that's on a mission to ruin Perez. Sure I wouldn't mind if people saw him for the sellout and biased meth junkie that he is, but I could care less if I'm the one that exposes him.

So I guess that about wraps it up. For everyone that's come out to support the site, thanks! I'll definitely be visiting from time-to-time to see what Perez has been up to.

Signed,

PoorAss Hilton

PS - If you're new to this site and don't know how or why this site started, just go here and read the welcome message.

     [ by PoorAss Hilton, 6/26/2006   --




26 Comments:

At June 26, 2006 9:36 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

OMG! YOU BETTER FIND SOMEONE ELSE TO RUN IT! I CAN'T QUIT THIS SITE COLD TURKEY!

 
At June 26, 2006 9:36 PM, Anonymous Life's a bitch and so am I said...

Thanks for breaking my heart you BASTID! Well thanks for keeping the site up, and I hope the torch is passed to someone who's as even tempered as have been. No one can blame you for not wanting to dwell on the most craptastic blowhard on the interwebbies.

Good luck and thanks for the laughs, this site has been way more entertaining than GayShamu's any day.

Cheers!

 
At June 26, 2006 9:51 PM, Anonymous Scotland The Brave said...

Oh..the pain!!!

(cue Mommie Dearest voice) WHHHHHYYYYYYYY?????

Love what you have created. I can understand that you have other, more pressing duties. Thanks for giving us a place to vent about Perez and his sell-out antics.

Brilliant. Cheers, mate!

 
At June 26, 2006 9:58 PM, Anonymous PurrAss said...

PoorAss can't leave! He didn't even give me a yes or no on my marriage proposal yet! :)

Get back here you bastard!

 
At June 26, 2006 10:17 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

FIFTH!

 
At June 26, 2006 10:37 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

"See, we finally made him crack by telling him he sucks and that he shouldn't be running this site!!"

just teasing ;)

poorass i gave you a lot of flack i reckon, but if you listened to me carefully i was trying to communicate to you why the way you went about things was doing absolutely nothing to expose perez. it's the same thing with people who constantly talk trash about paris "herpes vagina" on all the blogs, and then are surprised to see her career thrive. she too has been written off a thousand of times (what they say about bad publicity in hollywood) and she keeps growing.

i guess the haters just don't want to hear opposing views cause they're more interested in hating than winning, so knock yourselves out.

 
At June 26, 2006 10:56 PM, Anonymous Life's a bitch and so am I said...

Your exactly the person the rest of us are laughing at. Sadly you are to clueless to realize what a sheep you are. You never made an opposing view, try reading some of the articles, a single digit IQ could have caught on, but not you.

Saying some who's talked about in such demeaning ways as Paris and Perez doesn't mean they are famous for a talent. They are held up as examples of human trash, or the equivelant of a train wreck.

Again if you had any reading comprehension you would see he's got to beg to get in to parties, speaking of which even though Paris got a VF cover she and her family were turned away from the Oscar party. Nobody who's anybody wants to be associated with her. Or Perez.

That's not fame, it's shame. A cautionary tale. We just laugh about it.

 
At June 26, 2006 11:22 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

wow! i didn't think poorass was serious about leaving but i guess he (or she) was.

i wonder if this site will be the same now.

 
At June 27, 2006 12:03 AM, Blogger dreamingofdavey said...

I am going to miss you so much! I would love to keep in contact with you {hint hint}




it was fun indeed :)


<3

 
At June 27, 2006 12:46 AM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

Well you'll be happy to know that I've found someone to run the site!

When I have time over the next week or so I'm going to be getting all the account information together to give to them (along with making sure I didn't leave any traces of my true identity on the accounts), but in the meantime I'm going to be setting it up so that they can start posting.

*sniff* Thanks for the kind words all! It was nice knowing that at least a few people were getting some enjoyment out of the site.

But of course I'll be checking in here from time-to-time, I can't just quit entirely, hehe.

If anyone wants to get ahold of me for some reason you can use the "Contact PoorAss" link under the "Quick Notes" box in the top right-hand corner of the site. (after this week the contact form is going to be forwarding to the new owner)

Take it easy!

-PoorAss Hilton


PurrAss

Of course I'll marry you! Let's meet in Paris in 2015... I'll be the one wearing the white elvis suit :P

Love the name by the way! hehe


Anonymous

"poorass i gave you a lot of flack i reckon, but if you listened to me carefully i was trying to communicate to you why the way you went about things was doing absolutely nothing to expose perez"

I'm not sure which comments were yours exactly, but the site's sole purpose was to bitch and moan, not to expose Perez. If it happened it happened, but it wasn't what I was going for.

But either way it's all good, I was only here to cause shit myself, hehe.


Life's a bitch and so am I, Scotland The Brave, and of course, dreamingofdavey

I believe you three would be in the top 10 for comment posters on this site, and I wanna thank you! All the petty bitching just wouldn't have been the same without you, hehe.

LOL! This is too funny... I'm talking as if I'm dying or something, hehe. I guess I just wanted to thank everyone that's been here for a while and made the site what it is.

Hopefully you all have just as much fun bitching in my absence.

 
At June 27, 2006 1:18 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Say it ain't so PoorAss, say it ain't so!

 
At June 27, 2006 4:52 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

PoorAss, as much as it distresses me to bid you adieu, your bottom line is correct -- Perez isn't worth the time or effort. This blog has been great fun but someone as smart and together as you seem to be is better served doing something else. Thanks for the insights as well as the laughs.

 
At June 27, 2006 6:56 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

When I have time over the next week or so I'm going to be getting all the account information together to give to them (along with making sure I didn't leave any traces of my true identity on the accounts), but in the meantime I'm going to be setting it up so that they can start posting.

Just curious PoorAss, why did you add the part I bolded? it's a very odd thing to say.

Here's to the new webmaster, I hope he or she kicks ass and brings this site up to its true potential. Thanks to PoorAss for getting it off the ground.

 
At June 27, 2006 7:19 AM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

^^^ - "Just curious PoorAss, why did you add the part I bolded? it's a very odd thing to say."

Because the thought crossed my mind while I was writing the other stuff so I typed it. Not everything has a hidden meaning.

 
At June 27, 2006 8:40 AM, Blogger superherofan said...

Hey poorass... you say "meth junkie" like it's a bad thing!

But seriously, thanks for your efforts and for the laughs!

 
At June 27, 2006 10:33 AM, Blogger Ronny said...

Thanks for getting this started PAH!

We love ya like crazy!!

Stop in from time to time say hola!

 
At June 27, 2006 12:59 PM, Anonymous Halo said...

This is one Hilton I would hate to see lave.. but if its for the best then... don't worry.. we'll always remember you.... you're the Founder!

 
At June 27, 2006 2:31 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sadly you are to clueless to realize what a sheep you are. You never made an opposing view, try reading some of the articles, a single digit IQ could have caught on, but not you.

i did, but poorass deleted my comments. my opposig view is that this site is not doing what it's supposed to. it should help people see that perez doesn't matter as much as they think, and that they don't have to hang on by everything they say.

this is only MY opinion, but i think if you want to cut down perez to a size here are some things you should start doing:

1) ignore him - do not talk about him anywhere, do not spread his url or his name. he relies on people like u to help put his name out there on the net.

2) Do not post comments on his blog. not a single word or a dot, and you'll see that many of his posts will mark 0,1 or 3 comments soon.

3) If you cannot help abstaining, say something positive about the people he trashes realize that if you bash a celeb in concert with him you only help him out. so if he's rude, do not even address him and complain "perez why?"..just say something really sweet, calm and mature and it will ruin it for losers commenting after.

4) banish these words from your vocabulary "perez said".."perez did". none of what perez says or does matter. his opinion on your favorite celeb is only that. so stop addressing him, or reporting what he does to other people.

5) who he hangs out with doesn't matter don't throw a tantrum when he hangs out with paris or lindsay. just don't give a fuck! he's completely playing with your minds and you give his associations more importance that it has. who gives a shit? if you stopped getting mad when he posts about him and paris, he would have nothing to live on again.

get over your hatred for paris because it's fueling the comments and drama on his site. if he posts or doesn't about paris, don't give a shit. and if you gotta say something about her just say something nice again.

basically all my suggestions are to take away the power that people have handed out to perez. STOP placing so much

 
At June 27, 2006 5:04 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

Ronny

"Stop in from time to time say hola!"

Oh you can't completely get rid of me that easy! hehe.. I'm going to have to slowly wean myself off of this site, much like, say, someone slowly withdrawing themselves from the addiction of crystal meth. You know, just as an example, I'm not talking about anyone specific :)

 
At June 27, 2006 5:10 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

"i did, but poorass deleted my comments."

Guilty as charged. Sorry about that :P

I knew I was going to be passing the site off shortly at that point, so I was basicaly just trying to get a rise out of the people that were already, umm, risen? :P I had to make my last moments of running the site memorable, hehe.

 
At June 27, 2006 5:37 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

no offense taken poorass ;) you prolly mistook me for the enemy because i was challenging you a lot, but my goal was to move your position to where you weren't so overtaken by your dislike of perez that

yes i know he's annoying, but i'm way more annoyed by the way some people allow themselves to be annoyed by him. you lose your power when you get angry..against anyone!

this blog is a little better now that people are taking it with a grain of salt.

 
At June 27, 2006 9:24 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

"this blog is a little better now that people are taking it with a grain of salt."

I've noticed that the negative comments have gone down considerably today. Was I really that much of a shit disturber? LOL!

And I don't mean the same kind of 'shit disturber' that Perez is. Oh dear god, 17.8% of me just died from from the mental picture I gave myself.

 
At June 28, 2006 9:14 AM, Blogger Anouka said...

this sucks.. you just started.

 
At June 29, 2006 1:22 AM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

^^^ - True, but I got to run the site longer then I originally thought I would, hehe... just don't have the time to spare anymore. I tell ya though, I've been going through withdrawls the last few days, hehe.

But!! I'm still going to be trolling around in the comments on here and posting from time-to-time, so it's not like I'm totally gone.

Besides, you're now in the more-then-capable hands of Ms. PoorAss Hilton :) 2 communications between her and I and I already knew that she was the right person to take on this site. And if I do say so myself, so far she's proven how well I am at reading people ;)

 
At June 30, 2006 10:00 AM, Anonymous Verity said...

PAH what will I do without you?! Our banter was good fun while it lasted, I can't believe you are leaving me. I don't know if you'll even get this message - I'm writing from Tenerife - I've been on holiday for a week and you go and give up on me. Unbelievable. Oh well - good luck with everything, maybe someday our paths will cross again ;)

Lots and lots of love with a generous helping of abuse for good measure,

Verity x

 
At July 03, 2006 8:19 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

^^^

Oh don't worry Verity, I'm still lurking in the shadows on here, hehe... I can't just give up cold turkey, so I'm going to be stopping by to bitch in the comments section, and possibly make the occasional post. People seemed to like the "Quick Bitchings" one I posted the other day, so maybe it'll become a regular thing. After all, I need to give people material to use in their flaming of me, hehe.

And yes, I'm sorry for leaving you, you were my first comment fight on here, hehe... it's like the end of an era :P Unforutnately I just won't have the time starting later this week, so I had to hand the site off. And you're in very good hands with Mr. PoorAss Hilton... she'll have plenty of Perez bitching for everyone to enjoy, hehe.

Besides, we'll never FULLY be apart my sweet! hehe... I still get a copy of the comment notifications, so I'll keep an eye out for your ridiculously boring attempts and insulting people, LOL! j/k

Hope you're having a good trip!

 

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