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Thursday, June 15, 2006


My response to everyone saying that I'm just jealous of Perez *laugh*  

A number of you have come to this site just to post something saying that I'm jealous of Perez. Let me get one thing straight here. YOU COULDN'T BE FURTHER FROM THE TRUTH! I'm more then happy with my life and I wouldn't wish a Perez-like existence on anyone, especially now that he's hanging around that disease infested tramp Parisite more lately.

If you'd like to know why I wouldn't be jealous of Perez in a million years, click here and read the comments.

From here on out, any time someone says I'm just jealous of Perez in a comment, that comment is getting deleted. I'm getting tired of you fuckwads that don't have something creative to say to me so you just regurgitate the same shit everyone else is saying.

So go to this page, do a search for "Verity", read her comments, and then flame me. She'll show you how to be a bit more creative with your insults.

UPDATE:

Ok, so I haven't actually been deleting the posts that say I'm jealous, but I've stopped responding to them. I can't just delete them, they're too amusing to read.

     [ by Anonymous, 6/15/2006   --




12 Comments:

At June 15, 2006 6:25 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

a little bit defensive are we?

 
At June 15, 2006 6:29 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

that would start to piss mee off after awhile too

 
At June 15, 2006 6:29 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Read his comments?! He'll show you how to be a bit more creative with your insults?!

And you bitch about Perez's posts. You can't even get my sexuality right... ;)

Or is it you just want me to be male so you can keep those fantasies alive?

Hehehe...

 
At June 15, 2006 6:56 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hahahaha well thank you - I think...

But maybe they should call you DumbAss instead of PoorAss :) You seemed to clock I was a woman in your first comment to me. And I quote:


It's obvious that you have lots of man love for Perez, and I don't want to anger you any further (you know, a woman scorned and all), so I'll try to make this brief.


And

Maybe you should stick to things you know, like man meat.


Plus I think Verity would have to be the gayest male name in the universe..

I nearly shed a tear reading back your first comment. We have come so far... ;)

I still love Perez, but you might just have earnt yourself a bookmark. I havent decided just yet...

 
At June 15, 2006 7:20 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ahhh its all so clear now :) So your insults were even lamer than they seemed! Hahaha j/k...

And you looked up the meaning of my name huh? Well at least now you know I always speak the truth :)

I can't believe you're thinking of giving up on this site already?! I dunno PA, I really didn't see you as a quitter. Then again, I'm sure you have lots of stuff to be doing other than this. You know, all that ball scratching and corn chip eating you spoke about a few days ago... hehe.

 
At June 15, 2006 7:24 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

vai se fuder!!!
você morre de inveja do perez!
sua otária!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
At June 15, 2006 8:06 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You get to meet people like me :) Hehe..

 
At June 15, 2006 8:25 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

awwa poorasshilton dishes out on perez but he can't handle a little heat from people calling his anonymous ass jealous :) jk

to tell you what's real, i attacked you in several of my posts just to show you how easily anyone can have their ego bruised no matter how thick-skinned they think they are. that's how putting yourself out there feels like.

perez has been getting a lot of it the second he put his foot in the door and started showing up at trendy parties in hollywood. in his mind he probably thought he was going to bring us the exclusives we wanted, but we just saw him sleeping with the enemy and chosing the socialites over the little people..from that minute on everyone and every blog dedicated themselves to being him down, the same way he had been built up like some kind of god.

sorry to say poorass but sites like yours are the reason why perez's blog has become everything we complain of. but really we're all part of the whole deal here, with the riping up of celebs, nicknaming couples, etc. it's all that strange fascination and hatred we have for celebs.

perez can't fix it all by himself, it's america that's fucken sick.

 
At June 15, 2006 8:25 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well I'll probably keep it around for a while and see where it goes. I was just having a moment there.. after all, I'd just burnt my dinner because I was on here responding to posts, haha.

Well that's good to hear - about the blog of course, not your dinner. Burnt dinner is never nice. That definitely shows dedication to the cause though - putting the blog before your stomach. I don't know many men that would do that.

Verity, you are my sunshine! My only sunshine.

Glad to hear it ;) Hehehe..

Well I should hit the sack - its gone 4am here... *yawn*

Have a good evening. No doubt I'll be back sometime tomorrow to see what you have to say. You're quite addictive Mr H :)

Verity

 
At June 15, 2006 8:26 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

OMG!!!

I haven't gone to Perez's site in so long because it was turning into a piece of garbage but I'm sog lad I went today! Otherwise I wouldn't have found this site!

This rocks! I should've done this when I was starting to get pissed off with this site!

ROCK ON POORASS!

 
At June 16, 2006 6:53 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's a joke website about a joke of a man. I take everything that's said with a grain of salt.

i know its a joke, and my attacks were as well. it was just to prove a point.

And that's fabulous for him! I could care less if he gets more traffic and publicity from people bitching about him.

that's not what i meant. i'm saying his blog became a pr joke for parasite because we told him he had to chose between her and us. people's hate for paris is just that strong. and blogs like yours just reinforce why he needs to stand by her and defend her, it's controversial and it sells.

The stuff I'm bitching about, Perez can fix.

sure he can, but he probably has no reason to. think about it: he met the lindsays of la and saw they were just 'people'. on the other hand we haven't and dont wanna know about that stuff. so there's an inevitable disconnect between him and us, which is an endless source of comedy and drama. he wont fix whats funny.

 
At June 20, 2006 8:47 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

just curious but.. if you hate Perez so much (hey, I agree, he's an annoying ass much of the time, and his refusal to post any stories about the "real Paris" shows his ass-kissing behaviour), why would you continue linking his site? All that does is give him more traffic hits, basically defeating the purpose of this site. If I were you, I'd just copy the stories you want posted, not the link to his site...

 

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