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Thursday, June 15, 2006


My response to everyone saying that I'm just jealous of Perez *laugh*  

A number of you have come to this site just to post something saying that I'm jealous of Perez. Let me get one thing straight here. YOU COULDN'T BE FURTHER FROM THE TRUTH! I'm more then happy with my life and I wouldn't wish a Perez-like existence on anyone, especially now that he's hanging around that disease infested tramp Parisite more lately.

If you'd like to know why I wouldn't be jealous of Perez in a million years, click here and read the comments.

From here on out, any time someone says I'm just jealous of Perez in a comment, that comment is getting deleted. I'm getting tired of you fuckwads that don't have something creative to say to me so you just regurgitate the same shit everyone else is saying.

So go to this page, do a search for "Verity", read her comments, and then flame me. She'll show you how to be a bit more creative with your insults.

UPDATE:

Ok, so I haven't actually been deleting the posts that say I'm jealous, but I've stopped responding to them. I can't just delete them, they're too amusing to read.

     [ by PoorAss Hilton, 6/15/2006   --




27 Comments:

At June 15, 2006 6:25 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

a little bit defensive are we?

 
At June 15, 2006 6:28 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

Not defensive, just tired of having to give the same response over and over because some idiots can't think of anything original to say.

 
At June 15, 2006 6:29 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

that would start to piss mee off after awhile too

 
At June 15, 2006 6:29 PM, Anonymous Verity said...

Read his comments?! He'll show you how to be a bit more creative with your insults?!

And you bitch about Perez's posts. You can't even get my sexuality right... ;)

Or is it you just want me to be male so you can keep those fantasies alive?

Hehehe...

 
At June 15, 2006 6:35 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

this is hilarious.. Perez suckss.. seriously. soo biased. he is so stupid to be up paris std hilton's ass. Like she doesn't pull a brandon davis lindsay lohan moment on him? They
re prob like look at the fat rolly polly turd who looks like the blueberry on willy wonka well he looks like a giant strawberry b/c all i see him in is pink but anyway seriously do you ever see Paris Hilton hanging out with a fat ugly slob? no...so you know she's ripping on him behind his back. He'll learn soon enough. I dont even read his site that much anymore, it turned into a paris hilton fan club

 
At June 15, 2006 6:42 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

LOL! Sorry about that Verity. I have made the necessary changes :)

"Or is it you just want me to be male so you can keep those fantasies alive?"

Is it bad that your insults are turning me on now that I know you're a woman? hahah

Let me tell ya... if you were a guy, and I was gay, I'd tap that! :P

 
At June 15, 2006 6:56 PM, Anonymous Verity said...

Hahahaha well thank you - I think...

But maybe they should call you DumbAss instead of PoorAss :) You seemed to clock I was a woman in your first comment to me. And I quote:


It's obvious that you have lots of man love for Perez, and I don't want to anger you any further (you know, a woman scorned and all), so I'll try to make this brief.


And

Maybe you should stick to things you know, like man meat.


Plus I think Verity would have to be the gayest male name in the universe..

I nearly shed a tear reading back your first comment. We have come so far... ;)

I still love Perez, but you might just have earnt yourself a bookmark. I havent decided just yet...

 
At June 15, 2006 7:08 PM, Anonymous ronny said...

I fucking LOVE this. PoorAss has stuck such a never with you suckers.

His blog is getting major hits and he's made a place for folks like m'self that though at ONE TIME La Perez had a kick ass site ... but now has resorted to sucking Parasite Hilton's skuzzy clit in exchange for some petty cash and invites to her "inner circle" of crab infested untalented whores.

Bitch on, girls! You're keeping this blog hot and sizzlin'!

Love ya PoorAss! If you were gay, I'd rock you're world baby!

 
At June 15, 2006 7:11 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

Verity

LOL! Talk about a misunderstanding, hehe.

Read this statement and then think about those two quotes of mine: I thought you were a straight male, and I was trying to insult you :)


"Plus I think Verity would have to be the gayest male name in the universe.."

Agreed! (now that I've looked up its meaning :)


"I nearly shed a tear reading back your first comment. We have come so far... ;)"

I know! It seems like just the other day that we met in a big ball of hatred towards each other. Oh, wait, it was just the other day, hehe.

"I still love Perez, but you might just have earnt yourself a bookmark. I havent decided just yet..."

Well if it makes your decision any easier, this site might not be up for too much longer. My little pet project is starting to get a bit tiring even for me, hehe.

 
At June 15, 2006 7:20 PM, Anonymous Verity said...

Ahhh its all so clear now :) So your insults were even lamer than they seemed! Hahaha j/k...

And you looked up the meaning of my name huh? Well at least now you know I always speak the truth :)

I can't believe you're thinking of giving up on this site already?! I dunno PA, I really didn't see you as a quitter. Then again, I'm sure you have lots of stuff to be doing other than this. You know, all that ball scratching and corn chip eating you spoke about a few days ago... hehe.

 
At June 15, 2006 7:24 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

vai se fuder!!!
você morre de inveja do perez!
sua otária!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
At June 15, 2006 7:42 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

^^^ For anyone that doesn't speak Portuguese, that roughly translates to:

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it goes to fuder itself! you die of envy of Perez! its fool!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Or in more simple english...

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I'm a moron and don't see a problem with posting a different language on an ENGLISH site.
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At June 15, 2006 7:43 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

What a dumb ass site. Your a stupid ass for trying to get recognize from someone elses site. This is just extra publicity for Perez. Put your energy into making a decent blog. Your site is shitty, as well as your commentary. Your a stupid fucking idiot.
Idiot. Im sure Perez is thanking you all the way to the bank.
Moron.

 
At June 15, 2006 7:52 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

HAHAHAHAHA... How am I trying to get recognized? Please explain.

I never plan on saying who I really am, I am by no means benefitting from this site (other then chuckling at the stupid comments morons like you make), and why does everone keep saying that I'm giving Perez extra publicity? Do any of you really think this site is going to amount to anything? FUCK NO! It's a joke, even I know that.

For god's sake, I don't even have the built-in adsense shit setup to try and make a few cents here and there, so tell, just how am I benefitting from this in the grand scheme of things?

 
At June 15, 2006 8:05 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

ronny

"PoorAss has stuck such a never with you suckers"

I know, isn't it ridiculous?! This site was seroiusly setup as a joke (and to play around with blogger and the tools available for it), and I didn't plan on it being up for long at all.

I figured a couple people might check it out, get a chuckle, and that would be it. But then I started to get a fair amount of traffic, people started bitching, and I figured what the hell, let's see where it goes, hehe.

Today for example, I've already had almost 1,100 unique visitors, along with 47 returning visitors. Not too shabby considering the site's been up for less than 3 days.

Seems to me like there's a bit of a market for venting about Perez, hehe.

 
At June 15, 2006 8:06 PM, Anonymous Verity said...

You get to meet people like me :) Hehe..

 
At June 15, 2006 8:18 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

Verity

"Ahhh its all so clear now :) So your insults were even lamer than they seemed!"

*sigh* yes.. yes they were, hehe.


"I can't believe you're thinking of giving up on this site already?! I dunno PA, I really didn't see you as a quitter."

Well I'll probably keep it around for a while and see where it goes. I was just having a moment there.. after all, I'd just burnt my dinner because I was on here responding to posts, haha.


"Then again, I'm sure you have lots of stuff to be doing other than this. You know, all that ball scratching and corn chip eating you spoke about a few days ago... hehe."

I have to give the scratching a rest. I'm starting to chafe. LOL! Totally kidding. I was already pretty chafed.

 
At June 15, 2006 8:19 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

Verity

"You get to meet people like me :)"

Verity, you are my sunshine! My only sunshine.

 
At June 15, 2006 8:25 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

awwa poorasshilton dishes out on perez but he can't handle a little heat from people calling his anonymous ass jealous :) jk

to tell you what's real, i attacked you in several of my posts just to show you how easily anyone can have their ego bruised no matter how thick-skinned they think they are. that's how putting yourself out there feels like.

perez has been getting a lot of it the second he put his foot in the door and started showing up at trendy parties in hollywood. in his mind he probably thought he was going to bring us the exclusives we wanted, but we just saw him sleeping with the enemy and chosing the socialites over the little people..from that minute on everyone and every blog dedicated themselves to being him down, the same way he had been built up like some kind of god.

sorry to say poorass but sites like yours are the reason why perez's blog has become everything we complain of. but really we're all part of the whole deal here, with the riping up of celebs, nicknaming couples, etc. it's all that strange fascination and hatred we have for celebs.

perez can't fix it all by himself, it's america that's fucken sick.

 
At June 15, 2006 8:25 PM, Anonymous Verity said...

Well I'll probably keep it around for a while and see where it goes. I was just having a moment there.. after all, I'd just burnt my dinner because I was on here responding to posts, haha.

Well that's good to hear - about the blog of course, not your dinner. Burnt dinner is never nice. That definitely shows dedication to the cause though - putting the blog before your stomach. I don't know many men that would do that.

Verity, you are my sunshine! My only sunshine.

Glad to hear it ;) Hehehe..

Well I should hit the sack - its gone 4am here... *yawn*

Have a good evening. No doubt I'll be back sometime tomorrow to see what you have to say. You're quite addictive Mr H :)

Verity

 
At June 15, 2006 8:26 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

OMG!!!

I haven't gone to Perez's site in so long because it was turning into a piece of garbage but I'm sog lad I went today! Otherwise I wouldn't have found this site!

This rocks! I should've done this when I was starting to get pissed off with this site!

ROCK ON POORASS!

 
At June 15, 2006 8:41 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

"awwa poorasshilton dishes out on perez but he can't handle a little heat from people calling his anonymous ass jealous :) jk"

I was able to handle the heat... the first million times I responded to the jealousy comments. But then it just got annoying. I don't site on my site all day long, I just wait for email notifications and then I'll go respond, but most of the ones that were coming in were saying that I was jealous. I just wanted to cut down on reading the same thing over and over.


"to tell you what's real, i attacked you in several of my posts just to show you how easily anyone can have their ego bruised no matter how thick-skinned they think they are. that's how putting yourself out there feels like."

It's a joke website about a joke of a man. I take everything that's said with a grain of salt. I just like to rant back, that's all. No ego bruising here.


"sorry to say poorass but sites like yours are the reason why perez's blog has become everything we complain of."

And that's fabulous for him! I could care less if he gets more traffic and publicity from people bitching about him. I just want to bitch, plain and simple. There's a good chance that in a month this site will no longer exist and I'll have forgotten all about Perez, but for now, I'm having fun bitching :)


"perez can't fix it all by himself, it's america that's fucken sick."

The stuff I'm bitching about, Perez can fix. Who needs to hear that Lindsay Lohan was spotted drinking lemonade? Not only is that not news, that's not even gossip! He's gotten too into the habit of name dropping so that he seems cool.

 
At June 15, 2006 10:33 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

Verity

"Have a good evening. No doubt I'll be back sometime tomorrow to see what you have to say. You're quite addictive Mr H :)"

Well, unfortunately, you may not like what you read when you come back, hehe.

R.I.P. PoorAss Hilton
Monday, June 12th - Thursday, June 15th, 2006

 
At June 16, 2006 6:53 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's a joke website about a joke of a man. I take everything that's said with a grain of salt.

i know its a joke, and my attacks were as well. it was just to prove a point.

And that's fabulous for him! I could care less if he gets more traffic and publicity from people bitching about him.

that's not what i meant. i'm saying his blog became a pr joke for parasite because we told him he had to chose between her and us. people's hate for paris is just that strong. and blogs like yours just reinforce why he needs to stand by her and defend her, it's controversial and it sells.

The stuff I'm bitching about, Perez can fix.

sure he can, but he probably has no reason to. think about it: he met the lindsays of la and saw they were just 'people'. on the other hand we haven't and dont wanna know about that stuff. so there's an inevitable disconnect between him and us, which is an endless source of comedy and drama. he wont fix whats funny.

 
At June 16, 2006 1:38 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

"i'm saying his blog became a pr joke for parasite because we told him he had to chose between her and us. people's hate for paris is just that strong."

Really? Forgive my ignorance on this issue, but I've only been on his site for a couple months at most, and back when I first started visiting I wasn't even really reading the comments. So did the readers just revolt in the comments section telling him to lose the ho?

"he wont fix whats funny."

Plus if he did fix all the things that his readers are bitching about, I'd no longer have any material for this site! hahaha... it's the stupidity of Perez that keeps this site alive!

 
At June 20, 2006 8:47 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

just curious but.. if you hate Perez so much (hey, I agree, he's an annoying ass much of the time, and his refusal to post any stories about the "real Paris" shows his ass-kissing behaviour), why would you continue linking his site? All that does is give him more traffic hits, basically defeating the purpose of this site. If I were you, I'd just copy the stories you want posted, not the link to his site...

 
At June 20, 2006 3:49 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

"why would you continue linking his site? All that does is give him more traffic hits, basically defeating the purpose of this site"

The traffic already came through is site, so sending them back there isn't exactly going to do much.

 

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