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Monday, June 12, 2006

"The Kathy Griffin Sex Tape: Exclusively On PerezHilton.com!!!"  (view)

You know Perez has no sense of humour when...

This should be titled, "Yet another sad attempt at being a comedian" by Kathy Griffin.

The only cool thing Kathy Griffin has ever done was appearing on Family Guy, which was only funny by association (and the only reason she was on the show in the first place was to be mocked as Peter's annoying "famous" cousin that doesn't shut up, as she shares the same last name with the characters).

If I recall correctly (and I do), they tried to drug her on the show because she wouldn't shut her yap. If only someone would do that to her in real life, now that'd be sweet!

     [ by PoorAss Hilton, 6/12/2006   --


At June 13, 2006 4:08 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...


At June 14, 2006 1:18 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dude, Kathy Griffin can be pretty funny. Don't hate on people just because Perez likes them, you can make your own choices as well.

At June 14, 2006 1:34 AM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

I'd shown my detest for Kathy Griffin looooong before I even knew who Perez was. Not everyone is a sheep that merely follows the herd like he is you know. Have you not noticed that I don't rag on everything he posts on his site? I only rag on the stuff that bugs me, like Kathy Griffin.

And if by funny you mean annoying to the point that you want to rip your own ears off and eat them just so you don't risk nerve endings picking up the sound of her voice, then yes, she's fuckin' hilarious!

In fact, I'm sending out a challenge to everyone that likes Kathy Griffin and thinks she's funny.

Send me some links to clips, pics, interviews, ANYTHING she's done that's funny. I want to believe, I really do, but everything I've seen of her to date just makes me want to rip out her voicebox even more.

At June 15, 2006 12:51 PM, Anonymous ronny said...

Kathy rocks.

If you don't find her funny, that's your gig.

I've got tickets to see her in July here in LA.

Different strokes, baby.

At June 15, 2006 3:22 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

This is why I put out the challenge to send me something funny that she's done. So far, I'm not even slightly amused by anything.

There are quite a few people that like her, so there has to be something to it, but I'm sorry, I just don't understand it one bit.

She's kind of like Perez... just tries way too hard if you ask me.

And did you actually find that Kathy Griffin sex tape thing funny? Even if you're a Kathy Griffin fan, I really hope that didn't make you laugh, because it was just sad.

At June 15, 2006 4:15 PM, Anonymous ronny said...

It was ok. Not one of her better moments.

Kathy's stand up is what kills me.

On her "D-List" show she had this bit where she was presenting some award and totally went off script and was a riot.

At June 16, 2006 2:30 AM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

Well, maybe I'll have to check out her standup sometime. I've seen parts of it, but I guess I could have just gotten really unlucky and seen the bad parts.

At June 18, 2006 6:55 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

i'm not sure what your site is trying to be. on one hand it's funny because i too am not a fan of perez, but on the other hand you are doing exactly what you are supposed to be against. you straight up blast perez and kathy for trying too hard, but what about you? and have you ever seen a kathy griffin act? take a look at the size of those crowds. or are you more of a fan of bob saget? carrot top? joan rivers? it's fine if you want to drag someone's name through the mud and waste all of your time doing it... so good for you. but kathy griffin is kind of where it's at right now.

At June 18, 2006 7:06 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

"i'm not sure what your site is trying to be. on one hand it's funny because i too am not a fan of perez, but on the other hand you are doing exactly what you are supposed to be against"

- I'm not a sellout.

- I don't omit real gossip because my "friends" would stop hanging out with me (Parisite's Hit 'n' Run, for example)

- My site hasn't become downhill because I'm always off kissing celebrity ass intead of doing real work. Although I'm lucky in this respect because my site already blows, I can't really go downhill.

- I don't post pictures of people drinking iced tea just so I can drop their name.

- I don't think I'm god and am completley untouchable.

- And last but not least, I don't stick things in my bum.

So please, tell me how am I doing exactly what I'm against?


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