"If Uncle Jesse and Danny Tanner..." (view)

This is a great example of Perez making things sound better than they are.

His post says, "If Uncle Jesse and Danny Tanner... Got into a cock fight, who would win???", but of course you go to the site and it's some cheesy flash movie of the full house cast that when you mouse over their pictures it says some lame thing about them (except for Saget's, that was one of the funnier moments in the movie 'Half Baked').

Why does Perez constantly try to pass boring crap off as interesting? That's right, because to him this is interesting. It's actually quite sad.