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Monday, June 12, 2006


"Jake & Ryan Celebrate Gay Pride Weekend"  (view)

"They didn't make it to the parade, but the GyllenHO and Reese's far less famous - buy way hot - husband fagged it up on the track in Los Angeles over the weekend."

Why are you so determined to have everyone in the world come out of the closet Perez? They're standing there with their arms crossed looking off into the distance. WOW! They must be gay! After all, only homosexuals cross their arms. And the "I'll take it from behind" quote on the pic is an especially nice touch.

Just because you like cock in the ass Perez, doesn't mean everyone else does (no matter how much you'd like to sleep with them).

     [ by PoorAss Hilton, 6/12/2006   --




8 Comments:

At June 13, 2006 2:22 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I've asked some of my gay friends if either of these two set of their gaydars, but no such luck! I think Perez needs to get his wiring checked. He really does wish everyone in the world was gay, doesn't he?

 
At June 13, 2006 2:28 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

of course he does! if EVERYONE in the world was gay he might actually get some once in a while

 
At June 13, 2006 2:40 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I agree about these two but Lance Bass on the other hand is FLAMING GAY!

 
At June 15, 2006 1:22 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah, Perez needs to stop wishing everyone was gay like him. Especially when Ryan seems to be happily married. Dar.

 
At June 15, 2006 12:48 PM, Anonymous ronny said...

I agree with the first post. Jake does not set off my gaydar at all.

Granted, he gives me a big ass bone ... but what red blooded gay guy won't find him hot.

Perez is so tired with this whole bullshit about Jake.

Perez is probably in real life one of those queens that talks REAL loud at parties or in clubs and ends up with someone either throwing a drink in his face or knocking the shit out of him to get him to shut the fuck up.

 
At June 15, 2006 3:20 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

"Perez is probably in real life one of those queens that talks REAL loud at parties or in clubs and ends up with someone either throwing a drink in his face or knocking the shit out of him to get him to shut the fuck up."

HAHAHAHAHAHAH, I've thought the exact same thing. One of those guys with the, "I'm gay, hear me roar!" attitude, and he wants everyone to know he's gay (even if they could care less).

 
At June 15, 2006 4:24 PM, Anonymous ronny said...

It doesn't just have to do with him being gay. Good lord, Helen Keller could tell that!

La Perez is the kind of guy that used to bug the shit out of me in clubs. Now, I'm not a wall flower by any means, and don't wanna blow my own horn .. but I'm fucking funny and I tend to hang with people that are off the hook funny and ORGINAL.

He is one of those guys that HAS to be the center of attention and will stop at nothing to try and do so. Lame jokes. Dumb ass remarks.

I see La Perez many years from now floating around the house in some big ass caftan ala Bea Arthur as "Maude" with a cig in one hand and martini in the other, lipsyncing to an old Madonna CD. 'Oh the good old days .... I wonder why Paris doesn't call me anymore'. Very Nora Desmond.

 
At June 15, 2006 4:32 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

Holy shit ronny, you just took the words right out of my mouth.

It's the constant attention grabbing "LOOK AT ME" attitude, just rubs me the wrong way.

But to be fair, I don't know Perez well enough to know if that's how he ALWAYS is, but it does seem like it.

 

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