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Friday, June 16, 2006


"Are You Ready Canada???"  (view)

Ok, so let me get this straight.

Perez mocks Dave Chappelle, calls him crazy, says he's going to kidnap Britney's baby and take him to Africa, but he still has no problem adverstising for and selling his Block Party DVD on his site (both in this article and on the right-hand side where all the shitty ads are) in order to make money.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't that the definition of being a sellout? Promoting and profiting from something you don't believe in yourself?

     [ by PoorAss Hilton, 6/16/2006   --




13 Comments:

At June 16, 2006 2:28 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

FIRST!!!

 
At June 16, 2006 2:28 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

first

 
At June 16, 2006 2:29 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

what the hell! how did two people get in before me??

THIRD!

 
At June 16, 2006 7:09 PM, Anonymous nunya said...

Perez is nothing if not a sellout. Look at his wallpaper. Freaking Simple Life? Every time I open that page I'm treated to a shot of Paris Ho-tans limp eye. I would love to know how much he's getting for that. Perez is a huge headed sellout.

 
At June 16, 2006 9:49 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

nunya

No shit eh!

And if the background wasn't enough, he has to have a huge Simple Life banner right at the top of his site too.

The guy kisses her ass so much he might as well just get a long straw and save himself from having to bend over ever 5 minutes, cause that can't be good on his back.

 
At June 16, 2006 11:52 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

you would also think the fat fuck could at least get the pink lines to match up on his banner adn the background

 
At June 17, 2006 9:52 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's ironic he's so hypocritical. He's probably just as bad in real life. I just get the feeling he's a social climbing user, who would lie to get what he wants and use whoever it took.

That explains the mutual reach around with Paris, the std factory.

 
At June 17, 2006 7:21 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

"I just get the feeling he's a social climbing user, who would lie to get what he wants and use whoever it took."

DING! DING! DING!

I think we just might have a winner here!

I've had the same feeling for quite a while now, and everything else I hear about him makes me feel it more.

 
At June 18, 2006 6:35 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

What a sad little man. Has he no conscious?

 
At June 18, 2006 6:54 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

^^^ - I'm assuming that's a rhetorical question?

 
At June 18, 2006 7:22 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yessir. LOL

 
At June 23, 2006 9:30 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I heard that he was run out of Hollywood a couple years ago. He crashed at a friends house and was stealing his friends checks and money because he needed to fuel his METH ADDICTION!!! I swear this is no joke. By the looks of it he is still a meth addict!

 
At June 23, 2006 9:39 AM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

^^^ - Yup, I heard that too.

That and many other Perez tidbits can be found here.

 

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