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Thursday, June 15, 2006


"Princess Frostylocks & The First Reich's Tour Of Love Continues!"  (view)

Every time you say, "Princess Frostylocks & The First Reich", I die a little bit more inside.

I realize you're gay Perez (which becomes more and more blatantly obvious with every word you speak), and I have no problem with that whatsoever, but not all your readers are gay and I'm sure they're getting sick and tired of having to decipher your bullshit made-up gay names you have for everything. I know I sure am!

I also love how in this article you and your minion Courtney talk as if Lance & Reichen have already completely come out and are boyfriends now. You've gone past the point of speculating, now you're just assuming and acting as if it's true. That's kinda pathetic. I have no real news on this person, so I'll just make shit up.

I think you like to have sex with goats Perez, so from this day forward I'm going to act as if its true.

You should change the banner on your site to read, "Celebrity Assumptions, Not from Concentrate".

     [ by Anonymous, 6/15/2006   --




15 Comments:

At June 15, 2006 2:47 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

FIRST!

 
At June 15, 2006 3:03 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Perez's site is turning to crap. Moreso that is.

If it's not something positive about Paris it's either something completely stupid or something nobody cares about.

 
At June 15, 2006 3:04 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

In all the time I've been visiting Perez's site I had not once noticed that "Celebrity Juice" thing.

Is it really new?

 
At June 15, 2006 5:52 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

ahhhh, it seems the end is nigh for 'pepperez' or is that 'perezlle' or was it 'perezidental!' Let's just call him FAT BOY FAT!

 
At June 15, 2006 7:13 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Your site is stupid because you're devoting your time to someone you obviously can't stand which is pointless. You keep pointing out his sexuality, we all know he's gay, so what? Are you a homophobe also? Obsessed with a Gay guy, hmmm that sounds a bit strange. Maybe you're fulfilling your homosexual fantasies yourself. Get over it, everyone enjoys a little hollywood gossip, and you're just jealous Perez is getting the attention you're not.

 
At June 15, 2006 8:16 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Perez is so self-loathing. If he were happy with himself he wouldn't feel the need to constantly harass Lance like a grade school outcast. I agree with the poster who said that treating his own kind like this will get him in the end. I am almost starting to feel bad for Perez, he had a good thing going but is blowing it on Paris Hilton and crank.

 
At June 15, 2006 9:07 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ooooh Julia, another "jealous of Perez" comment.

Be prepared to feel the sharp side of PA's tongue!

I think I was the first to get it - I enjoyed it immensely :)

 
At June 15, 2006 10:06 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You are just jealous! Leave him alone and find another hobby. If you hate him that much stop reading his blog! Pretty easy don't ya think? I love his site and visit it several times a week which is more than any of your readers can say! Jealousy is sooooo not cool!

 
At June 15, 2006 10:23 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

you have a site dedicated to another site? do you not have anything else better to do? at least Perez is out getting the info and living life. You my friend are just home waiting to live vicariously through him...through a computer? PATHETIC

 
At June 15, 2006 12:34 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Anonymous said...
Perez is so self-loathing. If he were happy with himself he wouldn't feel the need to constantly harass Lance like a grade school outcast. I agree with the poster who said that treating his own kind like this will get him in the end"



There are times when I will come to La Perez's defence and when it comes to La Lance Bass I'm 10000% with Perez on that.

First off if we want to talk about "self loathing" lets take a look at La Lance. He's one of the biggest nelly queens next to Elton John, yet Miss Thang won't come out.

So, how is Perez talking shit about one of "his own"?

Lance is straight right? He's got all them girls hanging around him and his "gay friend" Reichen, correct? So he CAN'T be gay!!

This is where "Poor Ass" and I will not agree.

I'm all for La Perez to dish on Lance's sorry ass.

Closets are clothes, not for people.

To honest, I don't know that La Reichen sees in that little twerp in the first place.

La Lance must be one hot slutty bitch in the sack to snag a hunk like Reichen.

 
At June 15, 2006 12:59 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

your blog is boring and hard to get into. starting writing well, with wit and humor, post some pictures, and maybe i could get into it. you have no writing skills. for right now, i am sticking to readin perez's blog.

 
At June 15, 2006 1:24 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jump off a cliff! Should we play in the freeway too?

Perez asks for things like this. I've always thought he enjoys the commenters that talk smack about him. Any attention is good attention.

And am I the only one that suspects there's only really about 20 posters over there that post 4000 times each?

 
At June 15, 2006 3:34 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

What if it turns out that he's not?

Perez runs a gossip site. G-O-S-S-I-P. you know that thing your moma told you not to partake in cause it was wrong? now i wonder why you visit his site at all.

i'm just going to throw around a theory for you here : what if your problem with perez's speculating over lance's sexuality is a reflection of your own fears around the subject?

if perez printed "lance is dating this hot hollywood chick", would you say he's assuming lance is straight? nope, because it's the norm to assume everyone is straight in america. perez just choses to assume every guy he likes is gay.

he's just as fucked up as you are.

 
At June 15, 2006 3:39 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I love how just a couple days ago, there were no comments, and now that somebody has posted this site on PerezHilton.com, everyone is coming to bash! (Or defend, for some incoherent reason.) Perez is fugly, and this site is hilarious. I hate that guy! I only go to read the comments on how ugly and annoying he is.

 
At June 15, 2006 4:53 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

was my post deleted, i can't find it.

 

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