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Thursday, June 15, 2006


"Word Of The Week"  (view)

Does Britney really think she's just going to be able to pickup her music career where she left off? Not gonna happen.

She'll try, and she may even be successful again, but she's never going to come close to what she achieved before the whole Federline fiasco and having a couple kids.

     [ by PoorAss Hilton, 6/15/2006   --




6 Comments:

At June 15, 2006 8:51 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

FIRST!!!!!

I MUST BE REALLY QUICK. THIS ARTICLE WASN'T EVEN HERE A SECOND AGO!

 
At June 15, 2006 9:01 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

you were first, congrats, want a medal?

and i agree about britney. personally i don't think she should have even been as famous as she was before.

i guess when you cater to clueless young girls that will buy your cd becuase they think it will somehow help them become you, you can't go wrong

 
At June 15, 2006 9:09 PM, Anonymous Verity said...

Jesus...

On a blog where there are only a handful of posters, you really didnt do that well to be the first to comment.

And what is it with this first crap anyways? Does it make you feel like you finally achieved something in life?

Just curious...

And it's so sad about Britney. She used to be so hot - and now all that shimmying in a school uniform is just a distant memory. Such a shame...

Now I really am off to bed... :)

 
At June 16, 2006 8:50 PM, Anonymous Scotland The Brave said...

She is only 24 and she looks this bad? Jay-sus! I know that she is pregnant, but Christ in the mountains... she looked like the biggest chav queen! She will never be able to lose the baby weight. I predict she will be a right fatty from now on. The fried hair/weave that looked like she combed it with a shoe. The chewed up fingernails that looked like she let an epileptic dog apply the nail varnish. The flashing of her cooter when she tried to cross her legs. The fly that got caught in her mascara and caused that annoying blob on her eyelashes. The plastic cup on the floor. Too lazy to wash a real glass? And the gum chewing? No..not chewing... gum smacking! Does this woman actually have a stylist? I am a pretty lame dresser and I could have done a better job styling her.

And the ig'nant ass language skills! I think her vocabulary rivals that of a Coco the gorilla. She was able to speak in fluent cliche! Where was the PR whore during this interview?

The doctors were very suspicious of her story because infants don't get skull fractures and subdural hematomas without SIGNIFICANT trauma to the head. When we see infants with these types of injuries, we get very nervous. And being "country" (cue air quotes) is no excuse for driving with your baby in your lap. He wasn't pretend driving. You let your child pretend drive when you live in rural Scotland (not a Los Angeles freeway) and when the child is 12..not 2 months old.

She has always been rather silly, but she used to be somewhat cute. She will now join the ranks of Aretha and Alec Baldwin and represent Team Chunk.

Oh and Matt Lauer..nice jeans! Pull the pants down from your underarms! Loved the Miami Vice no socks with the loafers. Own that look!

 
At June 16, 2006 9:42 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

Scotland The Brave

Yeah, I think if I were preparing to go on TV I'd try not to look like ass. But I guess that's just me.

 
At June 18, 2006 6:51 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Um... if she gets a mega-makeover, then she'll have no problem resurrecting her career.

 

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