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Thursday, June 15, 2006

"Hurt So Good We Got A Soregasm"  (view)

Perez, if there were any doubts about your sexuality, that shirt just gave the answer loud and clear. Or was that your pathetic attempt at looking "bad" because you were meeting Peaches and wanted to seem cool?

"...the only place you will hear Paris Hilton, Madonna, The Killers and Peaches all in the same evening."

Why do you keep name dropping that skank? Any place that plays her music is doing it as a joke, you know that, right Perez?

And I'm sorry, did you just call yourself "Perezzle"? Oh, and "Perezito", in the same article. Are you having a bit of an identity crisis, or are the drugs just that good?

     [ by PoorAss Hilton, 6/15/2006   --


At June 15, 2006 2:47 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...


At June 15, 2006 2:49 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

wow! you were serious about him using those names to talk about himself.

that's just sad. very very sad.

is he trying to connect with his black audience by using perezzle?

At June 15, 2006 2:52 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nice shirt Perez.

Are you by any chance a 15 year old girl? No really youc an tell us Perez.

At June 17, 2006 8:10 AM, Blogger Anouka said...

Hi, anonymous. Black people don't use 'snoopese'. That's purely white people, or rather non-white people (since Perez is latino white, instead of anglo white). Think about the times you've heard someone drop the foshizzle nonsense. I mean, really heard someone do it.

and yes, it is sad Perez goes there. i thought he was 'perez hilton' to snark; but now it appears it's just wish fulfillment. he really wants to be her, associated with her. or maybe she pays him to be her friend like she pays everyone else to be her friend.


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