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Thursday, June 15, 2006


"Brandon Davis Checks Into Rehab!"  (view)

So the fact that he admitted that he was an asshole towards Lindsay Lohan, that he needs help with his drug problem, and that he was literally on his way to rehab, this isn't good enough, you still have to write "I (heart) cock!" on his arm and have cocaine falling out of his nose? The photoshopping you do is just childish Perez.

Lemme guess, Lohan wanted you to cast him in a bad light because she couldn't accept the fact that he knows he was a jerk and is trying to get help, so you did your wicked photoshop job on the pic so that Lindsay will let you take more pictures of her drinking lemonade next week? Now I get it.

And I'll say it again. Just because you like cock Perez, doesn't mean every guy does. Nor is it funny to make gay jokes about anyone you feel. I would figure you of all people would be a little less apt to throw gay jokes around as insults towards straight people. You're basically saying that it's bad to be gay. Yeah, that's cool.

     [ by Anonymous, 6/15/2006   --




4 Comments:

At June 16, 2006 2:08 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

first

 
At June 16, 2006 2:26 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

but he DOES usually have coke falling out of his nose, doesn't he?

 
At June 16, 2006 10:44 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well Perez just HOPES all the hotties in HW were gay or love cock as he puts it. BUT guess what they are NOT! He is the biggest poser and wannabe since Carson Daley.

 
At June 18, 2006 5:57 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Perez tried to hit on Brandon Davis but Brandon barfed in his face. That's why Perz aka fat Mario is so mean to Brandon.

 

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