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Thursday, June 15, 2006

"Brandon Davis Checks Into Rehab!"  (view)

So the fact that he admitted that he was an asshole towards Lindsay Lohan, that he needs help with his drug problem, and that he was literally on his way to rehab, this isn't good enough, you still have to write "I (heart) cock!" on his arm and have cocaine falling out of his nose? The photoshopping you do is just childish Perez.

Lemme guess, Lohan wanted you to cast him in a bad light because she couldn't accept the fact that he knows he was a jerk and is trying to get help, so you did your wicked photoshop job on the pic so that Lindsay will let you take more pictures of her drinking lemonade next week? Now I get it.

And I'll say it again. Just because you like cock Perez, doesn't mean every guy does. Nor is it funny to make gay jokes about anyone you feel. I would figure you of all people would be a little less apt to throw gay jokes around as insults towards straight people. You're basically saying that it's bad to be gay. Yeah, that's cool.

     [ by PoorAss Hilton, 6/15/2006   --


At June 16, 2006 2:08 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...


At June 16, 2006 2:15 AM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

Good lord! Do you "first" posters just sit on websites hitting refresh, waiting to pounce? hahah.. I literally just put this up!

And if you're going to wait around so you can be "first", at least enter your name or say SOMETHING! What's the point of coming to a site just to be the first person to post a comment?

No sir, I don't get it.

At June 16, 2006 2:26 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

but he DOES usually have coke falling out of his nose, doesn't he?

At June 16, 2006 2:34 AM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

That might be so, but in this particular case it's just stupid and irrelevant.

It's an article about him admitting he was a prick, that he has a drug problem, and that he's getting help. I just don't see the point in the photoshopping in this case.

If it were a story about him snorting cocaine while he was having sex with guys, then sure, the photoshopping would still be stupid, but at least it would be relevant.

At June 16, 2006 2:53 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I see your point on this and I agree the photoshop work is just idiotic.

At June 16, 2006 5:35 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hate Perez Hilton and I wish he would die.

At June 16, 2006 11:29 AM, Blogger dreamingofdavey said...

the photoshop work is just pathetic...

a child could do better.

At June 16, 2006 1:52 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...


"the photoshop work is just pathetic..."

At least if it was relevant I could understand, but he's just been photoshopping the most ridiculous shit onto his pictures lately.

What's the point in shotoshopping hearts and smiley faces on celeb private parts? I think Perez is just obsessed with naughty bits.

At June 16, 2006 10:44 PM, Anonymous Sharks said...

Well Perez just HOPES all the hotties in HW were gay or love cock as he puts it. BUT guess what they are NOT! He is the biggest poser and wannabe since Carson Daley.

At June 17, 2006 8:06 AM, Blogger Anouka said...

It wasn't the silly comments on the photo that made it lame; it was the fact that it was a recycled photo in the first place made it lame. He'd used it before. It can't be that hard to find the same photo and add new smilies and writing and whatnot to it. Instead, it's like that's the only photo he has to use. That's lame.

At June 17, 2006 7:14 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

"He'd used it before. It can't be that hard to find the same photo and add new smilies and writing and whatnot to it."

That's because he doesn't have time to put into the actual content on his site now. He's too busy trying to get publicity that he's slid on everything else. That's what it sounds like to me, anyways.

I don't know what it is, but I have this weird feeling that someone else is actually maintaining the site for him now. Like he's more of a figurehead for the site more then anything. No information to back that up, just a feeling I have.

At June 18, 2006 5:57 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Perez tried to hit on Brandon Davis but Brandon barfed in his face. That's why Perz aka fat Mario is so mean to Brandon.


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