PoorAss Hilton
(aka. Paris Hilton's Newest Fashion Accessory)

PerezHilton.com -- Now with 10% real content!

Thursday, June 15, 2006


Well kiddies, it looks like my time is up  

Not even 3 days old, and apparently this blog was already getting on Mr. Perez's nerves.

It seems as though he's modified his system so that I can no longer post the URL to this site. It looks like I'm submitting a comment, but then it just doesn't show up.

Who would've thought some lameass blog like this could actually get Perez's panties in a bunch.

As I've said before, this was originally put up as a joke, and since my #1 method for generating traffic (posting on Perez's site) is gone, I am not going to spend my time trying to get the site out there.

Oh well, it was fun while it lasted.

Thanks to everyone that came by for a visit! (with special thanks to Verity and Ronny, of course :)

UPDATE:

Well it looks like PoorAss is alive and well! Although Perez is moderating the comments on his site, luckily he doesn't seem to do it all that often so I'm still able to post my URL. I guess the other night he just happened to be monitoring them when I was posting, so they were being deleted instantly.

Well now that that's over, let's get back to raggin' on Perez! :)

     [ by PoorAss Hilton, 6/15/2006   --




34 Comments:

At June 15, 2006 9:18 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

WHY DID THAT FAT FUCK CHOOSE NOW TO START CENSORING HIS SITE?!?!

 
At June 15, 2006 9:21 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have a feeling that this is the cause of your problem. It was in the Star Jones article comments.



Hate Perez?

www.poorasshilton.blogspot.com
www.poorasshilton.blogspot.com
www.poorasshilton.blogspot.com
www.poorasshilton.blogspot.com
www.poorasshilton.blogspot.com
www.poorasshilton.blogspot.com
www.poorasshilton.blogspot.com
www.poorasshilton.blogspot.com
www.poorasshilton.blogspot.com
www.poorasshilton.blogspot.com
www.poorasshilton.blogspot.com
www.poorasshilton.blogspot.com
www.poorasshilton.blogspot.com
www.poorasshilton.blogspot.com

 
At June 15, 2006 9:31 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

are you seroius?????

that's so gay! no pun intended

 
At June 15, 2006 9:33 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

 
At June 15, 2006 9:36 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

That really sucks. This site was just starting to grow on me.

 
At June 15, 2006 9:36 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I got here from his site. While I do go there to read all the celeb bs - but your site is pretty funny!

 
At June 15, 2006 9:40 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

once again perez proves just how lame he really is

just how much could your site be affecting him?

 
At June 15, 2006 9:53 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well even with "Perez Hiltons" blog around Im now a constantly comment on the "Positive" things now, But I will always go back there to voice my opinion on what really matters and even all this "Britney Spears" thing Im now more "Team Britney" than ever before. Thanks Perez for making me realise who was the better choice and who is more real than the barbie and ken dolls you parade around with.

 
At June 15, 2006 9:56 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just visit other blogs... Most peeps go to more then one. Make a siggy that has your url in it.

Don't be so quick to quit..

 
At June 15, 2006 9:57 PM, Anonymous Perez's Mom said...

Don't go!! There's got to be a work around!

 
At June 15, 2006 10:25 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

"Just visit other blogs... Most peeps go to more then one. Make a siggy that has your url in it."

Well this site was more of a 'companion site' to PerezHilton.com, so you kinda have to read the stuff on there first for this site to make sense. That's why posting on Perez's site was so great, you just know the traffic is going to be targeted, hehe.

Plus, this really was just a little pet project of mine. I didn't want to spend much time on it, and I was already spending more time on it then I had originally planned. I wasn't kidding when I said this started as a joke.

If I were to have to go around to all the other gossip blogs and post my info on a regular basis, it would just end up making the entire process too time consuming. Contrary to what I've shown in the past few days with the amount of time I've spent on this site, I do have other things to do, hehe.

Plus it's not like this blog was special or anything, any of the people that have flamed Perez on his site could easily set one up and keep the dream alive.

Although once they get banned from Perez's site someone else would have to carry the torch, hehe.

 
At June 16, 2006 12:06 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

no ... i found your site from a comment at perez's tonight ...

he's not blocking you. the comment system is weird over there. i've lost more than a couple ...

and if you would give up after a few days anyway, then you really are a pussy, unlike Perez.

give the man credit for persevering through awfully lean times. but i like your site anyway, even though you admitted with your "it's over" post that you are just riding on his coattails.

 
At June 16, 2006 1:50 AM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

"he's not blocking you. the comment system is weird over there. i've lost more than a couple ..."

I just tried a couple more times and it still wouldn't let me post the URL. However, earlier tonight I posted WITHOUT the URL. And if my 'mystery poster' (whoever it is that keeps posting my signature on his site) was able to post it, maybe he's got a block on a combination of my IP Address and the URL. I guess I could always just call my ISP and change my IP, but it probably wouldn't be too much longer before Perez blocked me again. Or I could change the URL of this site, but again, it wouldn't take him long to block me again.


"and if you would give up after a few days anyway, then you really are a pussy, unlike Perez."

Well considering I'd planned on having this site up for a few hours, I think 3 days is pretty good, haha. It was originally a joke, and I didn't really expect to be spending much time on it at all.


"give the man credit for persevering through awfully lean times. but i like your site anyway, even though you admitted with your "it's over" post that you are just riding on his coattails."

Oh I give him credit, don't worry. I know it can't be an easy task to run that site and keep up on everything. Doesn't mean I still can't rag on him for the stuff he does that bugs the hell out of me, hehe. Comes with the territory.

And in a way, of course I'm riding his coattails. This site wouldn't exist without Perez and his antics. It's a site about his site, after all.

The thing is, this isn't something I want to do if it's going to use up a bunch of my time. I do have other things to do, and this isn't exactly going to make me money or anything like that. Sure it's amusing and I've had fun chatting with the people on here the past few days, but I don't exactly want it to be something I have to keep spending hours and hours on to make it worth it for anyone to come check it out. Remember, it was a joke to begin with, I didn't expect to get thousands of visitors within a few days.

And I'm not being lazy, it's just not what the intent of this site was. I didn't plan on it even being up the next day, but then quite a few people showed up and started venting about Perez, so I kept it up. Not sure if I really feel like running around posting on other sites trying to get traffic, while trying to avoid Perez blocking me time and time again if I change my IP or URL.

We'll see.. maybe there's just something totally screwed with his comment system tonight and all these little things are just coincedence, but my tests from 10 minutes ago didn't work, even though someone else was able to post my URL on there earlier tonight.

Although hey, if my 'mystery poster' keeps it up, then there's really no problem, hehe. My URL would be on every article Perez puts on his site, which is exactly what I was doing in the first place. Problem is I have no idea who's doing the posting or if they're going to keep it up.

I honestly don't see why Perez would be blocking me, so I hope it's just something with the commenting system. He doesn't censor any of the comments on his site, so I don't know why he'd go to these lengths to stop a small blog like mine from posting on there.

I just don't see how this site could matter enough to him to go to these lengths. So I guess I'll cross my fingers and try again tomorrow. Maybe PoorAss isn't quite dead yet, hehe.

 
At June 16, 2006 3:10 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I HOPE IT'S JUST A COINCIDENCE!

 
At June 16, 2006 3:31 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think youre great!! I'd hate to be your enemy!! lol Take that fucker down! He's nothing but a screaming liar and WHO IN THE HELL WHO IDOLIZE PARIS HILTON?? KERIIIIST!! SHE stands for everthing that SUCKS today! I will be a blogger soon, and hit your site everyday I promise!!!
PS- HE CANT EVEN SPELL!Charlotte

 
At June 16, 2006 4:07 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You could always use tinyurl.com to get pass the block on your url, keep up the good fight.

 
At June 16, 2006 6:35 AM, Blogger Ronny said...

I wonder if he's blocked my e-mail from posting?

No fear, I have PLENTY of others to use.

 
At June 16, 2006 7:02 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

i agree with you that it's silly to continue this on.

for us it's easy cause we can pop in to comment and leave at any moment, but if you gotta do the updating you have to remain in attack and defensive mode all the time, which is just inviting negatives energies into your life. plus i'm sure there are more interesting things you can blog about.

 
At June 16, 2006 7:27 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

That jackass is now approving comments. Picking and chosing what he wants people to read and know...not unlike his gossip.

 
At June 16, 2006 8:29 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh please don't give up. Maybe you can post once a day and comment on his daily activities.
I too have been a bit let down by his lack of dirt on his 'coz' and her skankalanky friends. Just goes to show you that these celebs aren't as dumb as they appear. They managed to win him over and suck him into their 'vortex' and they succeeded in getting him to stop posting dishy items about them. What is the saying, "keep your enemies closer"?

I appreciate Perez only because he keeps me from spending money at the checkout counter on my bathroom reading. And I appreciate your honest discourse on his site.

The unfortunate wastes of carbon that disapprove of your site and indicate so vehemently that you're "jealous" obviously have little skill in the art of argumentation. Going for the lowest common human denominator, an emotional argument, is most likely their only tool. Keep up the good work, both your blog and his commercial site are the reason the Internet exists.

And, I did get to your site from his so your posts are getting through.

 
At June 16, 2006 10:21 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good. I'm sick of that lame ass Perez. I am going to the office* to kick his ass when he gets back from wherever he is going where he will eventually be licking Paris H's asshole.

*coffee bean on sunset and Fairfax
PFFFFFFF
Loser

 
At June 16, 2006 10:31 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I do not understand how Perez Hilton's site stays in business. It is boring, it is NOT funny, and most of what he posts is lifted from other sites who posted it a day or two earlier. Perez is a total douchebag.

 
At June 16, 2006 10:51 AM, Blogger dreamingofdavey said...

dont give up, 3 days....we need longer. trust us, we can get the word out, if you want :P


<3

 
At June 16, 2006 11:11 AM, Blogger dreamingofdavey said...

haha!! I can post it. must be blocking e-mails or something...


<3

 
At June 16, 2006 11:58 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why did you post below saying thanks for whoever posted the link to your site, and now are blaming them for the reason your blog is closing?

I hate Perez just as much as you, but you can't blame anyone for this. Perez just knows when people don't like him. And he will stop it.

 
At June 16, 2006 1:30 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

Charlotte

"I think youre great!!"

Well I think you're pretty darn special yourself! hehe


"He's nothing but a screaming liar and WHO IN THE HELL WHO IDOLIZE PARIS HILTON?? KERIIIIST!! SHE stands for everthing that SUCKS today!"

Oh, you don't think she's a great role model for children? :P I think the South Park episode had it right. At one point all the girls are idolizing Parisite and shopping at the "Stupid Spoiled Whore" store in the mall, and it ends with a "Whore Off" between Mr. Slave & Parisite. After Mr. Slave wins, everyone applauds, and then Mr. Slave tells them to stop applauding because he's a whore and he shouldn't be encouraged.

Even though Trey Parker & Matt Stone always have some fucked up stuff in their shows (which I love them for), they always have a real message. I personally think they're geniuses.

The only inaccuracy in the episode is, well, NOBODY could beat Parisite in a Whore Off. Nobody.


"I will be a blogger soon, and hit your site everyday I promise!!!"

Well you better make sure you come here and post your link so we can all check it out!


"PS- HE CANT EVEN SPELL!"

No no no Charlotte, you have it all wrong. He can spell. Just not real words, so he has to make up his own stupid words to counter this.

 
At June 16, 2006 1:33 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

"You could always use tinyurl.com"

I thought about that, but if he has it setup to block based on IP Address (which it seems like he does), he could easily just re-block me.

I'm going to give posting on his site another try in a minute here, hopefully it really was just a problem with his system last night.

I just need to finish responding to some comments first :) (unlike Perez, I actually enjoy talking to the people that visit my site, good or bad).

 
At June 16, 2006 1:43 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

"That jackass is now approving comments. Picking and chosing what he wants people to read and know...not unlike his gossip."

So he is actually moderating comments now?

Doesn't he realize that the banter that goes on between commenters on his site is probably one of the things that keeps it alive in the first place?

 
At June 16, 2006 1:45 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

"I do not understand how Perez Hilton's site stays in business. It is boring, it is NOT funny, and most of what he posts is lifted from other sites who posted it a day or two earlier. Perez is a total douchebag."

Oddly enough, the was the unanimous answer to a survey that Perez sent out to his readers :P

Well ok, not really, but it seems to be the general concensus over at PH.com lately.

 
At June 16, 2006 1:49 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

dreamingofdavey

"dont give up, 3 days....we need longer. trust us, we can get the word out, if you want :P"

Well luckily I don't think I'm going to close this site down after all. The outcry of support I got after saying I was going to close it was enough for me, hehe.

There's a market for people that want to rag on Perez, plain and simple, and so far this site seems to be doing the job.

If anything, if it does get to the point where it's taking up way too much time, I'll probably just pass the site off to someone and let them continue the dream, hehe.

 
At June 16, 2006 1:57 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

"Why did you post below saying thanks for whoever posted the link to your site, and now are blaming them for the reason your blog is closing?

I hate Perez just as much as you, but you can't blame anyone for this.
"

Umm, did I miss something? Please show me where I blamed someone for this.

Just like Perez, making shit up so that it seems like there's a story.

 
At June 16, 2006 3:50 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

Well it looks like whatever the problem was it was only temporary, WOOHOO!

I was able to successfully post my signature again today!

POORASS IS ALIVE AND WELL!

 
At June 16, 2006 3:51 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

Oooh, I just double checked and it looks like my IP changed over night (it's a dynamic IP).

Maybe that's why I can post again.

 
At June 18, 2006 6:37 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I love them dynamic IP's. Get AOL, for those of you who don't have 'em.

 

Post a Comment

<< Home