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Wednesday, June 14, 2006


"Headline Of The Week"  (view)

WOW! This is even more pathetic then Perez. (not an easy task)

     [ by PoorAss Hilton, 6/14/2006   --




21 Comments:

At June 14, 2006 5:04 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

In my own personal opinion, I just dont get why people give him such a hard time. People say he doesnt have a life BUT they spend all their time trashing him. At least he is happy with his life and doing what he loves.....So what that he hangs out with celebs or people you all might not particularly care for? All these people who dont know him personally and who dont have anything better to do are putting up websites....all this does is get his name out there more am i right? If you dont like his site then please do not go there. Logic would say that if you didnt want to know what he was writing about then you wouldnt visity his site more than once a day.....I just dont get it....

 
At June 14, 2006 5:20 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

"all this does is get his name out there more am i right?"

Gee, it's almost as if you're starting to clue in to what this blog is for. Almost.

"Logic would say that if you didnt want to know what he was writing about then you wouldnt visity his site"

And yet, you're wasting your time on this site.

 
At June 14, 2006 5:34 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Gee, it's almost as if you're starting to clue in to what this blog is for. Almost.


OMG, you ARE perez, aren't you??? adnt his is just a publicity stunt right???

 
At June 14, 2006 6:00 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

No, but that was a nice try.

 
At June 14, 2006 6:09 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think you are right. Perez is running multiple blogs to generate publicity.

 
At June 14, 2006 6:29 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

my theory is you don't care about your millions, you just wanna be loved by paris hilton.

by the way you look just like perez.

 
At June 14, 2006 7:19 PM, Anonymous nunya said...

OMG!! You're Paris, right? No wait, you can spell. I mean I don't think Paris is smart enough to run spell check. Hmm.
Someone writing for Paris perhaps. So she can let the loathing I'm certain she really feels for Perez, loose. That has to be a huge burden on her soul, to hang with someone she doesn't like so she has one website that doesn't constantly pound her.
You're doing a fine job letting that ho let it all out.
*pats PoorAss on the back*

...Am I getting warmer?

 
At June 14, 2006 7:34 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

"my theory is you don't care about your millions"

Well you're right about this one. Other then slight "upgrades", I didn't change my life one bit. And no, by upgrades I don't mean plastic surgery. Did some modifications on the house, bought a new car (albeit not a bling bling one), took a relaxing trip with some friends, and so on. I just like being able to do whatever I want whenever I want, I don't recklessly spend money like there's no tomorrow.

However, you're dead wrong about me wanting to be loved by Paris. Not only is she nowhere close to being my type (blonde airhead with no social conscience that is only into material things), she's, well, just a skank. Not really into that.

And of course I look like Perez, that's his picture.

 
At June 14, 2006 7:40 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

nunya

Well you're definitely warmer then anyone else so far.

I'll tell you right now though, I will never, and I mean never reveal my true identity.

There are people that read Perez's blog that know who I am (I've actually been in the public eye myself from time-to-time), and I just can't risk worlds colliding.

There are lots of people that have lost their job over things they have said on their blog, and although I don't have to worry about losing my job, there are parts of my life that would get mighty uncomfortable if they knew I was running this site.

Let's just say that Perez and I have some mutual friends :)

 
At June 14, 2006 8:10 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I KNOW WHO YOU ARE!!!

YOU SHOULD BE MORE CAREFUL ABOUT WHICH MUTUAL FRIENDS YOU TALK TO ABOUT THIS SITE!

 
At June 14, 2006 8:32 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

I haven't told a soul about this site.

Nice try though :)

 
At June 14, 2006 8:44 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Let's face it Perezzle wanted to act, failed at that and always dreamed of being "special" and "famous" so by bumping uglies with the people he used to lampoon when his site was amusing, he's gotten some press and some swag.

He's going to be left in the dust when he's no longer useful to the people *skanks* he panders to now and his career will be over as a gossip maven.

FFS the man can barely spell and is a dreadful writer, he's not going to be hired by US Weekly which seems to be his big next step in the great plan. All he's bucking for is a regular pay check and medical with an expense account. It'll never happen.

 
At June 14, 2006 10:59 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

he wanted to be an actor? now that's just amusing

 
At June 14, 2006 11:01 PM, Anonymous nunya said...

Then I shall never ask for your real identity, PoorAss (can I call you that?) You will be like Superman or woman to me.

So PoorAss, riddle me this: why does Perez suck so much? Every once in awhile I think he might be being kind of clever but then on the next post it's totally obvious that what I mistook for cleverness was merely the regurgitating of the person that sent him the tip/link.
And is he in "E!"s pocket or what?

 
At June 15, 2006 1:28 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

well man, that had to be the effing news of the week.
not.

 
At June 15, 2006 2:44 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

This was the headline of the WEEK? Talk about a slow fucking week for Perez.

 
At June 15, 2006 4:24 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

However, you're dead wrong about me wanting to be loved by Paris.

paris was just a metaphor for saying you always wanted a profile, influence, fans.

everything perez has accomplish with his silly blog, in other words.

 
At June 15, 2006 5:39 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...


Let's just say that Perez and I have some mutual friends :)


Ooooooh now it's getting juicy. And here I was just thinking you were just a lonely millionaire with nothing better to do ;)

V

 
At June 15, 2006 3:56 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

"paris was just a metaphor for saying you always wanted a profile, influence, fans.

everything perez has accomplish with his silly blog, in other words.
"

AAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

No further comments.

 
At June 15, 2006 4:27 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

nunya

Yes, you can call me PoorAss, hehe. Or PAH, as someone else has taken to using on here.

"So PoorAss, riddle me this: why does Perez suck so much?"

I'm afraid only his therapist can answer this question. I really don't know him well, I just know that we share some friends (who, for the record, think he's quite a joke).


"Every once in awhile I think he might be being kind of clever but then on the next post it's totally obvious that what I mistook for cleverness was merely the regurgitating of the person that sent him the tip/link."

But isn't that really what he's all about? Regurgitating information he's gotten from other people, but with his lame spin on it? It's just that his information has gotten worse and worse lately. There are so many long-time readers on his site that are bitching because although they still check out the site, the information has gone downhill.

I'm sorry, but when a reality show about cats is your "headline of the week", I don't think you're going to be up for a pulizter any time soon.


"And is he in "E!"s pocket or what?"

My lips are sealed. Ok, that makes it seem like he is and I don't want to mislead you, hehe. The truth is I have no idea, sorry.

 
At June 17, 2006 8:28 AM, Blogger Anouka said...

he sucks because that's what bottoms do.

 

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