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Wednesday, June 14, 2006


"Hot Time In The City"  (view)

Yet another shameless plus for Paris. She likes to party, we get it. We got it the first few hundred times you posted pics of her partying.

And yet, still no mention of her Hit 'n' Run.

     [ by PoorAss Hilton, 6/14/2006   --




14 Comments:

At June 14, 2006 5:37 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'M SO SICK AND TIRED OF HEARING ABOUT PARIS!!!!

I WISH THAT SKANK WOULD JUST DIE ALREADY AND DO US ALL A FAVOR

 
At June 14, 2006 6:01 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

SECOND!

 
At June 14, 2006 6:28 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

where be the pictures?

 
At June 14, 2006 7:44 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

I might post the occasional pic, like the Vanessa Minnillo ones, but for the most part it's going to be just articles. Too time consuming, and I really don't want to spend that much time on this site.

As for Vanessa, well, I just thought she was hot, so I posted them :)

 
At June 14, 2006 7:54 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

PS - Here are the google results for "Paris Hilton Hit and Run", I'm sure you'll find pics or the video there.

That's right, there's even a video, yet Perez still pretends this incident didn't happen.

http://www.google.ca/search?q=paris+hilton+hit+and+run

 
At June 14, 2006 8:35 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

i can't believe perez didn't report on this!

i wonder what else he hasn't reported on because it would have been a conflict of interest.

sellout!

 
At June 14, 2006 8:37 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

and what the hell was paris thinking when she drove away?

she knew there were people around that saw it. they are going to know who she is. why run?

it's not like she can't afford to take care of the damages

 
At June 14, 2006 8:40 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

Because, you see, running away is more likely to get her on the news then if she stayed to take responsibility.

She's just a camera whore, that's all.

 
At June 14, 2006 8:47 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

His love of Paris and one sided reporting is so obvious it's really no fun reading the site anymore.

He's not someone she's going even acknowledge in six months. Is he gaining more weight lately?

 
At June 14, 2006 9:06 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I really don't want to spend that much time on this site.

you spend enough time showing your wit in the comments sections though.

conclusion: you want the rewards but not work for it.

 
At June 14, 2006 9:13 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

"conclusion: you want the rewards but not work for it."

The site's up. Perez is being mocked. I already have my reward.

 
At June 15, 2006 4:26 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

and you're still lazy.

 
At June 15, 2006 3:57 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

"and you're still lazy."

And?

 
At June 17, 2006 8:26 AM, Blogger Anouka said...

if there's a video of her committing a hit and run, when is her trial date?

there must be a couple hundred hours of community service that can be squeezed out of this incident.

then we'll see if she's mush, or made of the stuff that rodriguez chick is made from.

 

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