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Tuesday, June 13, 2006

Vanessa Minnillo, a response to the comment posters on PerezHilton.com  (view)

4 words. ARE YOU BLIND, MAN?!

Just how high are your standards?! I don't understand how anyone can call Vanessa fat and ugly.


     [ by PoorAss Hilton, 6/13/2006   --


At June 13, 2006 9:35 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

who the hell said that she's fat and ugly??? i have a dead fish here that i need to smack them with.

now i must take these pictures and go to the washroom for a while.

At June 13, 2006 9:46 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...



At June 13, 2006 9:48 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...


At June 13, 2006 10:34 AM, Blogger Buttseks Hilton said...

We make fun of her fatness because we're crying over our own fatness on the inside. It's so peppered!

At June 13, 2006 10:47 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

This whole blog IS peppered!!

At June 13, 2006 3:21 PM, Blogger Patterson said...

As a gay man I like hit that also (with Nick Lachey watching of course!)

At June 13, 2006 11:04 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

umm - she is fat. and ugly. and perez left out one bit. her IQ is incredibly low. i recently caught her on trl for the first time - and what a moronic bore!

and really... pink is the new blog is just as irritating as perez - if not more so.

At June 13, 2006 11:25 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

Oh... Really? She's got a low IQ? Hmmm, that changes everything then.


NO IT FUCKIN' DOESN'T!! I'D STILL NAIL THE SHIT OUT OF HER! (not literally of course, I'm not into that sick stuff!)

For all I care she could have drool running out of the side of her mouth and talk with a lisp, but that wouldn't change the fact that she's hot (you'd just have to wipe away the drool now and then, cause I think that might get in the way of the hotness from time-to-time... probably a little embarassing in social situations).

Remember that this was a question of her being "fat and ugly", and had nothing to do with intelligence. Although if it's true, I feel sorry for Nick. The guy already had it pretty rough with Jessica. ("So is this chicken or fish?" ... *sigh*).

For everyone calling her fat and ugly, GET SOME GLASSES! (or bump up your prescription if you already wear 'em).

If you can honestly look at any of those pictures and say she's fat, you're really out of touch with what a woman should look like. Personally, I actually prefer a woman with some meat on her bones. She won't break as easily ;)

At June 14, 2006 1:39 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...


At June 14, 2006 7:34 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yea she's definitely hot.

I'm baaaaack ;)


At June 14, 2006 2:33 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...


I was wondering what happened to you! :P

I'm rather disappointed that you weren't accompanied by some insults though, LOL.

At June 14, 2006 5:59 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

you people really DO need glasses!

this girl is hot hot hot!

At June 17, 2006 8:14 AM, Blogger Anouka said...

Maxim photos don't count. LOL Madeleine Albright is assembly-line penthouse material in a maxim spread.

She is nice to look at, though. To some people maybe she would be too fat. Too much ass. Too much of the baby fat still in her cheeks. Someone needs to down her, therefore they drop the 'fat' tag. Whatever. Kirstie Allie was called 'too fat' too, and it wasn't until she ballooned up to 300 pounds that folks got off the 'too fat' kick with her previous photos.

At June 17, 2006 5:06 PM, Anonymous Lyndsay said...

She looks beautiful and to me she looks tiny!!

At June 18, 2006 7:07 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'd hit.


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