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Wednesday, June 14, 2006


"Introducing: The PEREZidential Podcast!"  (view)

Yes, but did you ask her the question that's really on everyone's mind Perez?

"How does such a crazy bitch like you that's made of over 90% plastic and obviously has more mental issues then any one therapist could handle in a lifetime of couch sessions manage to fool everyone into thinking you actually have talent and are worth keeping around for anything other than amusing us with your disgusting botox pictures?"

You didn't ask her, did you Perez?

And for the love of god, please tell me that "PEREZidential" isn't really the name of your new podcast? You lameass mother father fucker.

     [ by PoorAss Hilton, 6/14/2006   --




11 Comments:

At June 14, 2006 1:07 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

president of what, the faggy homo club?

 
At June 14, 2006 1:19 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I can't believe this bitch used to be a model.

 
At June 14, 2006 5:13 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Perez rocks the fabulosity, you don't.

Why? because you're a breeder.

 
At June 14, 2006 12:35 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Agreed.

If you think he's doing such a horrible job, why don't you start a celebrity gossip blog?

 
At June 14, 2006 2:21 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

"If you think he's doing such a horrible job, why don't you start a celebrity gossip blog?"

Because I'm not gay, and I have better things to do with my time.

You see, this blog takes very little time to run. A celebrity blog is actual work, and I have no intention of working another day in my life (unless it's something I really enjoy).

It's not like I don't think Perez puts a lot of work into what he does, because I'm sure he does. Geez, it's like you're all completely missing the point to this blog.

 
At June 14, 2006 4:42 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Geez, it's like you're all completely missing the point to this blog.

Awww

Now multiply our criticism by 700,000 and you'll understand why you'll never be Perez.

 
At June 14, 2006 5:16 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

"Now multiply our criticism by 700,000 and you'll understand why you'll never be Perez."

First, what the fuck is this even supposed to mean? Please elaborate.

Second, thank god I'll never be Perez. I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy.

 
At June 15, 2006 8:07 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dude...you've got serious issues. The fact that you say you've got 'better things to do with your time than run a celebrity blog'- but then disect literally every sentence written on Perez's site is troubling and borderline obsessive. If you don't like a website, don't visit it....I can't belive you actually started this blog! Anger issues, much? Life's too short....go out and actually enjoy it.

 
At June 15, 2006 4:13 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

"Dude...you've got serious issues. The fact that you say you've got 'better things to do with your time than run a celebrity blog'- but then disect literally every sentence written on Perez's site is troubling and borderline obsessive."

I didn't say I had better things to do with my time, I said I have a life, which is true. As it is right now, part of my life is running this site as a bit of a release. I have nothing but time on my hands, so I'm spending some of it here right now, so what?

And besides, do you realize how cheap this blog is compared to therapy?


"If you don't like a website, don't visit it"

Take your own advice fuckbag. Nobody forced you to come to this site.

"I can't belive you actually started this blog! Anger issues, much?"

To be honest, I can't believe I started it either, but it was incredibly easy (and it's easy to update), so what the hell, maybe I'll keep it running for a while. All the little Perez lovers that come here to whine make it SO worth my while.

And I have no anger issues whatsoever. I'm the most mild manner, down-to-earth person you'll meet, I just happened to get 'inspired' by the venting people were doing about Perez on his site, so I started a forum for them.

 
At June 17, 2006 8:24 AM, Blogger Anouka said...

So what was Janice promoting that she deigned to podcast with Perez in the first place? I don't do the podcast thing, so I have no idea. I did see the botox photos. That was sick. No American should ever again dis the rest of the world for plates in the lips, holes in dicks, ritual scarring, or are the other things brought up to show how 'civilized' we are versus 'them'.

 
At June 17, 2006 7:17 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

^^^^^ - Anouka, I have no idea, I haven't taken the time to check it out, hehe. Janice isn't really worth the time.

 

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