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Wednesday, June 14, 2006


"When Crazy Met Baby"  (view)

The "I (heart) Tater Tot!" you so elegantly photoshopped onto that pic... Completely irrelevant and utterly stupid. You've truly outdone yourself Perez!

What the fuck does Britney's child have to do with Dave Chappelle and his Block Party DVD? Oh, I get it. That was just another one of your stupid attempts at bringing up old news to try to be funny. News flash! It's not funny.

Sorry, it took me a minute to stoop down to your level of stupidity before I could understand what the point of this was.

     [ by PoorAss Hilton, 6/14/2006   --




10 Comments:

At June 14, 2006 1:01 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

this crap is really becoming quite sad isn't it?

methinks perez tries way too hard

 
At June 14, 2006 1:09 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

WAY too hard!

Now only if that were the case for his wang.

Poor tiny penis Perez.

 
At June 14, 2006 1:59 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I was wondering why that was written on that pic myself.

DUMB!

 
At June 14, 2006 5:23 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Actually...yeah, it was kinda funny. Funnier than this sucky post. Your stuff isn't even really humorous. But I can appreciate what you're doing. Just...step it up or something.

 
At June 14, 2006 2:23 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

Honestly, I know I could do much better as well, but I really don't want to put much time into this site.

This is a little pet project, nothing more, nothing less. Actually, more of a nexperiment then a pet project.

 
At June 15, 2006 1:05 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

your pathetic, so you must have perez's website up AT all times..i mean who really sits around and has EVER story linked to his website, your so jealous
i think its funny about lance bass, he is a fag ...so what if he gets pictures of him but you are a pathetic soul..trying to do a " pet project" my ass..your just one of those losers that tries to fit in with the cool crowd, you types should jump off a cliff b/c you will always be a nerd
oh cool, your so obsessed with him, you even use HIS PICTURE, LOSER

 
At June 15, 2006 3:39 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

"your pathetic, so you must have perez's website up AT all times.."

Absolutely! I don't even sleep or eat, I don't have the time. All I do is sit here hitting refresh on Perez's site.


"i mean who really sits around and has EVER story linked to his website"

Obviously you have looked around much, because I've not once posted a comment for EVERY (sorry, EVER) article on Perez's site on any given day. Get your facts straight.


"your so jealous"

For the love of god, I'm not responding to the standard lameass "you're jealous" comment again. Think up something a bit more creative.


"i think its funny about lance bass, he is a fag ...so what if he gets pictures of him but you are a pathetic soul.."

Here's an idea. Finish one thought, then move on to the next one. So what if Perez gets pictures of him? Am I missing something here? Him having pictures of Lance was never an issue. You're so determined to argue with me that you don't even know what the fuck you're arguing about.


"trying to do a " pet project" my ass..your just one of those losers that tries to fit in with the cool crowd"

You have no idea who I am, so these little attemps at getting to me are more amusing then hurtful, so please, keep them coming.


"your so obsessed with him, you even use HIS PICTURE, LOSER"

Have you not been paying attention?! This is a size about Perez.

 
At June 18, 2006 7:04 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think y'all{'s} (I'm gonna be Britney for a sec) expectations for his blog are waaaayyyyy too high.

 
At June 18, 2006 7:15 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

"I think y'all{'s} (I'm gonna be Britney for a sec) expectations for his blog are waaaayyyyy too high."

They're not too high, his readers just want it to be as good as it used to be before all the selling out and other Perez bullshit.

 
At June 19, 2006 11:44 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ohhhh... well I've only been reading it for about a month so... I wasn't aware. Thank you, kind sir or madam.

:)

 

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