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Tuesday, June 13, 2006

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Although I prefer the dark haired ladies more myself, Jenna will always have a place in my heart (and porn collection). I don't care what anyone says, I'd still nail 'er!

Mmmm, to have one night with Jenna and Kristy Canyon. All my teenage fantasies would finally be complete!

Sure they're getting up there in age, but c'mon, the nostalgia factor would be HUGE! :P

     [ by PoorAss Hilton, 6/13/2006   --


At June 14, 2006 12:17 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...


At June 14, 2006 12:26 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I really hope this "first" crap doesn't become a regular thing on this site too.

At June 14, 2006 12:34 AM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

You read my freakin' mind.

The sad thing is, while being "first" on PH.com might actually mean something (in its own sad, pathetic kinda way) as I'm sure Perez gets a buttload of traffic, it means jack shit on this site.

Poster 1 - "FIRST!"

Poster 2 - "Of course you were first, you were the only visitor this site had yesterday"

At June 14, 2006 12:46 AM, Anonymous pornisgreat said...

Even though Jenna has had more cock then Perez, which is not an easy task, I still wouldn't mind having a go at her!

At June 18, 2006 7:06 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah, Jennas feckin' hawt.

Check out her book, "How To Make Love Like A Porn Star", if you haven't already.


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