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Friday, June 23, 2006


"Why? Why? Why????"  (view)

Nice photoshopping dillhole.

I really think you need therapy for your obsession with celebrity private parts. Perhaps it's because you never get to touch any of them yourself?

     [ by PoorAss Hilton, 6/23/2006   --




9 Comments:

At June 23, 2006 4:21 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

first!

 
At June 23, 2006 5:20 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

childish

 
At June 23, 2006 7:35 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

At first I found his pictures to be amusing but now he's just trying too hard. They're just stupid lately and not even remotely funny.

 
At June 24, 2006 8:03 AM, Anonymous Snow white said...

TMZ has a column and wrote that PH is trying to get a pilot tv show off the groud. Also that he nabbed an agent at UTA. Who knows maybe he's getting busy and is too lazy or dumb to get a partner or two to work the site, so it stays remotely true to what it was when he was funny. Now it's a site you laugh at.

 
At June 24, 2006 3:27 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why does he waste his time with the stupid things he writes on pictures? Does he actually think it's funny?

 
At June 24, 2006 4:44 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

Snow white

"TMZ has a column and wrote that PH is trying to get a pilot tv show off the groud"

Yeah, he mentioned that on Much on Demand too. I actually can't wait for it to air myself. The sooner it gets on TV, the sooner it's going to bomb and be pulled off.

 
At June 25, 2006 12:15 PM, Blogger Bedazzler said...

I can't WAIT to use "dillhole" all week. DILLHOLE! brill.

 
At June 25, 2006 12:28 PM, Anonymous Snow White said...

Yeah, he mentioned that on Much on Demand too. I actually can't wait for it to air myself. The sooner it gets on TV, the sooner it's going to bomb and be pulled off. *********

I don't think he's going to get anything picked up personally. He's got "issues" that aren't going to be family friendly for the big 3. He couldn't draw flies on cable.

I think his agenda is so obvious he's not going to get far. His ego will ruin any chance he ever had of being "Here's JACK!". Also, I've heard he's so wooden and untalented he'd never get a part as anything but himself. Sad, but it explains the bitterness and disappointment,no?

 
At June 25, 2006 5:03 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

^^^ - Although it may be true that Perez has issues, but we also know how fake he can and he just might be able to smokescreen some suits into giving him a show. Either way, it wouldn't be on the air long if he did get one.


"Also, I've heard he's so wooden and untalented he'd never get a part as anything but himself. Sad, but it explains the bitterness and disappointment,no?"

Ewww, I wish you hadn't said "wooden", that gave me a horrible mental picture, hahah. But yes, I've heard he's an incredibly bad actor, which is one of the reasons he started ragging on celebs in the first place.

 

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