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Thursday, June 22, 2006


"Let's Play Ball"  (view)

This is almost as bad as the pictures of Lindsay Lohan drinking lemonade. Jake Gyllenhaal plays basketball... OH MY GOD!@!@!!! I CAN HARDLY CONTAIN MYSELF!!

If this is what you consider "gossip" Perez, then anyone with a computer and a camera could do your fuckin' job. You should change the theme of your site to "Celebrities doing shit you don't care about".

And make sure to check out the next article!! I'm going to reveal EXCLUSIVE pictures of Justin Timberlake driving a car. YOU SAW IT HERE FIRST!!!

     [ by PoorAss Hilton, 6/22/2006   --




9 Comments:

At June 22, 2006 1:58 PM, Anonymous tonya said...

On a side note, did you see how he is all sucking up to Ken Paves now? He HATED him and trashed him many, MANY times, and now look at him.

I might also add, in all the pics with Jessica Simpson's crew, no one even looks like they remotely give a sh*t about Perez.

I have decided Perez is like the little retarded boy that none of them like, but they are just nice to him cause they feel sorry for him b/c he's retarded.

And he thinks he's really, REALLY friends with all of 'em.

LOL

 
At June 22, 2006 2:16 PM, Anonymous Halo said...

Lmao!
Excloooosive pix of Cameron scratching her nose... IN PUBLIC!

 
At June 22, 2006 2:38 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

tonya

"On a side note, did you see how he is all sucking up to Ken Paves now?"

Whatever helps his "career", right?


"I have decided Perez is like the little retarded boy that none of them like, but they are just nice to him cause they feel sorry for him b/c he's retarded."

That's exactly what it is! Although Perez probably thinks they're scared of him because of his bad-ass blog and they don't want him talking shit about him... HAHAHAHAHAH. He's so delusional.

 
At June 22, 2006 2:41 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

Halo

"Excloooosive pix of Cameron scratching her nose... IN PUBLIC!"

Stay tuned for next week's hard-hitting expose... we've heard rumours that she SCRATCHES HER ASS!!

You heard it here first people!

 
At June 22, 2006 2:53 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

He *is* cute, but I agree that this is not news worthy.

 
At June 22, 2006 3:29 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think Pepperez just wanted to use the word "ball" in an article.

 
At June 22, 2006 4:33 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think the title was SUPPOSED to be "Let's play with balls"

 
At June 24, 2006 2:47 PM, Blogger dreamingofdavey said...

I hate it when he goes after Jake...damn it




Perez is such a loser..



<3

 
At June 24, 2006 5:38 PM, Anonymous Crystal said...

"Celebrities doing shit no one cares about". I love it.

Sugared is the new peppered... and your new name for the site is totally sugared...as in sweet.

 

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