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Thursday, June 22, 2006

"The Queen of Canadialand"  (view)

The Canadian media disappoints me yet again.

I wish they would get their head out of their ass when it comes to Perez. Due to the fact that they're only hearing about him now (because he's a nobody, not because they're behind the times), they actually think he's something special. He name drops Paris & Linsday and they start to listen intently, and it's rather sad. The article that the CBC wrote made me want to puke. It has nothing to do with the content itself, I just can't believe the CBC is wasting their time on a piece of shit like Perez.

Canada! Wake up! Perez is nothing more then a biased, bottom feeding sellout!

Perez, you should really try to spend as much time as possible in Canada right now, cause once they find out who you really are those invitations are gonna stop coming in.

PS - I really wish they would've just stopped the interview and bitch slapped the guy when he used the word "Canadialand". Fuckin' moron.

     [ by PoorAss Hilton, 6/22/2006   --


At June 22, 2006 2:21 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...


At June 22, 2006 2:23 PM, Anonymous tonya said...

All I have to say is THANK GOD he's there, infesting Canada and not here.

At June 22, 2006 2:43 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's very sad that the Canadian press doesn't seem to realize what a fraud Perez really is.

At June 22, 2006 2:55 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I really hope he never comes to Calgary!!!

I don't want to have to move because the property values plummetted after his visit.

At June 22, 2006 3:18 PM, Anonymous Scotland The Brave said...

At least someone in the Canadian press did mention the recent breakup of Jose Theodore and his girlfriend over the Paris Hilton/Jose Theodore flap this past weekend.

Where is the gossip on Perez's site about the home wrecker that is Paris Hilton? There was a link to the article in one of the comment sections on Perez's site. Now that is worth knowing about. Funny how the Queen of Canadialand is mum about it.

Canadialand??? Jay-sus! I give you Canadians immunity if you want to torture Perez for using Canadialand. Keep that asshole away from Scotland. I shudder in fear wondering what childish name he would create for Scotland. I believe the English are still recovering from Perez's time in London. For once, I feel sorry for the bastards.

At June 22, 2006 3:22 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

^^^ - I know! I love how he completely ignores negative gossip towards any of his "friends". But of course if Perez didn't post it, it didn't happen, right?

Soooo biased it's not even funny.

At June 22, 2006 3:28 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...



At June 22, 2006 3:39 PM, Anonymous Carolyn said...

As a Proud Canadian I am soooo hating that stupid effing name. It reminds me of Candida. (Aka yeast infections) So what that Perez was at the Much Music Awards. So was Jay Manuel does that make it star studded? God I hate Perez.

Im embarassed that the media here even talked to his lame ass. But then again the CBC/toronto star were never picky.

At June 23, 2006 5:23 AM, Anonymous Elisha Cuthbert said...

I think your site is thoroughly rude. I am Canadian and the words you just said about my country make me hate you even more than Perez's invasive ways. Stick this website up your ass and get a fucking life.

At June 23, 2006 8:40 AM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

^^^ - Oh get a fuckin' grip!

First, I was defending Canada, so I'd love to know which words I said 'about your country that make you hate me even more then Perez's invasive ways'. Not one bad word was spoken about Canada. I'm Canadian and I fuckin' love this place!

Second, if you're gonna be "cool" and try to impersonate a celebrity, at least use the name of a celebrity that wouldn't find this funny because of her wicked sense of homour. And even if she didn't find it funny, she at least wouldn't be that much of a prude about an article that's obviously defending Canada.

Third, and I quote, "Stick this website up your ass and get a fucking life." is as equally offensive as anything I said in this post.

Fourth, Elisha Cuthbert is not only smokin' but she's also pretty damn cool. You on the other hand are a pimple on the ass of life. Please don't try to be her, cause you're not.

Fifth, you're a fuckin' idiot.

At June 25, 2006 2:06 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

O.K but really, who watches the CBC?

Hockey? yes
News? maybe
Celebrity reports? LMAO!

At June 25, 2006 3:05 AM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

^^^ - LOL! Ok, you raise a good point, hehe.

At June 25, 2006 12:45 PM, Blogger t r a c y said...

you need to take a chill pill on this subject - Perez is not all over the Canadian media, in any way at all. MuchMusic has long since lost it's credibility, it's a has-been tv station which has been forced to cater to tweens at this point. It's depressing, but it's the truth. The real media hasn't noticed Perez being here, you could walk up to anyone in the streets and ask them about Perez and they'd have no idea what you're talking about. so relax, man, it's ok :-D

At June 25, 2006 5:07 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

^^^ - Well I'm not exactly freaking out about it, so I don't need a chill pill. I just think it's sad that he's getting media coverage at all, whether it's Canadian or US.

And I agree, Much Music is pretty sad now. I used to have that station on all the time but it's just gotten worse and worse over the years.

At June 29, 2006 8:27 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

i dont watch much when perez is on... i cant stand looking at his neanderthaul (sp???) face and him talking!! ahhhh and he's trying to make a new word "peppered" i HAAAAATE him but im addicted to his site


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