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Thursday, June 22, 2006


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Perez is the world's biggest __________ because he __________.


     [ by PoorAss Hilton, 6/22/2006   --




14 Comments:

At June 22, 2006 3:35 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

perez is the world's biggest FIRST because he WASN'T FIRST LIKE ME!!

 
At June 22, 2006 3:39 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Perez is the world's biggest SCUM SUCKING DIRTBAG because he DOES NOTHING BUT LICK PARISITE'S DISEASED ASSHOLE IN ORDER TO MOVE UP IN THE WORLD.

 
At June 22, 2006 3:42 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

wow! he sure got fat didn't he?

 
At June 22, 2006 3:57 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

perez is the world's biggest sellout because he no longer focuses on the content of site but instead runs around licking paris's ass crack in hopes that she will help him become famous.

 
At June 22, 2006 4:16 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

i love your site - finally someone is speaking a little truth - keep up the great work and dont let anyone scare you into stopping - your site is hilarious - and i am a blogger too

 
At June 22, 2006 4:39 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

"dont let anyone scare you into stopping"

Oh don't worry, nobody's going to scare me into stopping. The only thing that might make me stop at this point is the day I wake up and realize Perez is a waste of space and isn't worth my time. Well ok, I already know that, but the amusment factor is outweighing the time wasting for now, hehe.


"i am a blogger too"

Post your blog URL! :)

 
At June 22, 2006 4:39 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

he looks like such a creep!

 
At June 22, 2006 7:31 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

wow this is a lame site

 
At June 22, 2006 7:36 PM, Anonymous halo said...

Anonymous 7:31 PM....
You see that cliff? you know what to do..

Perez is the world's biggest waste of space because he is a fatass who isn't doing his job .

 
At June 22, 2006 8:17 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

"wow this is a lame site"

It's agreed then. You should fuck off and never come back.

 
At June 22, 2006 11:31 PM, Anonymous nunya/therealnunya said...

Perez is the biggest big headed douche because he has such a phenomenally large head. Seriously, his head is enormous. If he snorts too much speed I mean loses too much weight he'll look like Teri Hatcher but maybe not as bad.

 
At June 23, 2006 9:22 PM, Blogger Bedazzler said...

"Perez is the worlds biggest ass, because he has his own postcode".

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At June 25, 2006 2:32 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Idiot because he is a celebrity whore! I remember Perez's site used to be fun to visit, but now that he's gaining minor fame his ass has turned into a mean spirited bitch fest. Everything he posts is really disgusting and it's not funny, before he used to be clever but now he's a kiss ass so he can gain more fake fame because he has absolutely no talent. Don't worry, Perez's 15 mins are almost up.

 
At June 27, 2006 11:30 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

perez is the world's biggest poser, because he has the world's smallest penis.

 

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