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Wednesday, June 28, 2006

Better than Perez.com - Ms. PAH's Favorite Websites  

Greetings Everyone~

A perfect example of how NOT on the ball Pretzle is, this story about Ashlee Simpson turning down $4 million to pose in Playboy magazine broke while I was sleeping in the UK, and picked up by one of my favortite US sites "The Superficial" first thing this morning. I consider this great celebrity gossip, and Pretzle is too busy posting 101 posts about Star Jones leaving the View, he hasn't even touched this scoop yet. I wonder exactly how long it will be before he gets wind of this.
Ashlee's No Bunny

Again, I realized that Perez is merely a vehicle for him to 'piggyback' ride to fame, and not a site with worthy content. I thought that a lovely way get this day going was to give you guys the links to websites that are far more entertaining and filled with actual news & gossip. Imagine that, celebrity gossip websites that actually transmit news in a timely fashion without bias.!!! I assure you folks, this is not a hoax!!So check em out, they really are fun!

I Don't like You in that Way
Just Jared
The People We love to Hate
The Superficial
A Socialite's Life
Hollywood Rag
City Rag

Whoreanusly yours,
Ms. PoorAss Hilton

     [ by Ms.PoorAssHilton, 6/28/2006   --


At June 28, 2006 1:31 PM, Anonymous tonya said...

I love most of those sites. I will be sure to check 'em all out.

I like any site except perezhilton.com.

And serisouly, did he not have ENOUGH posts about Star freakin' Jones, who NO ONE cares about, which is why ABC didn't renew her contract! Sheesh.

At June 28, 2006 3:51 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

without the haters posting there he's the same level any of the sites above

peeps need to realize that they bring the excitement up by reacting and making him controversial. without cats acting shocked or paying him any attention he's a tree falling in the forest ^did anyone hear that ?^

At June 28, 2006 4:58 PM, Blogger Ms.PoorAssHilton said...


Hey there, oh how I would respect you so much more if you gave yourself a name. Even a generic name like "iloveperezandhispiehole" or "allyouhatersBELIEVE!" would be so much more macho than no name at all. then again, i guess everyone can't have balls.

We make a fuss because it is funny, not because we lose sleep at night over PZizzle and his PREZcapades. He is fodder for us, don't you get it? A gossip headline, something to be chewed up, spit out, flavor forgotten in minutes.

Yo peeps, da bitchle Perezzle ain't NO where near the bloggers above. Yo momma smokin' Pop Tarts or what? The Prizzle fashizzle be frontin if he think he comes ANYWHERE close to postin the real deal, ya know whad I'm sayin?

Whoreanusly yours,
Ms. PoorAss Hilton

At June 28, 2006 5:05 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...



THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!


At June 28, 2006 6:25 PM, Anonymous lv said...

without the haters posting there he's the same level any of the sites above

I agree Perez is at the same level as most of those sites listed in a certain sense -- there are many places to get gossip from, none of them are really outdoing all the others on that front. But Perez is singularly annoying and self-promoting. His personality is repellant. His ability to alienate people is without peer -- that much I will grant him.

My favorite gossip blog is Dlisted. Michael K may be a lil' bitchy sometimes but he is always, always funny.

At June 28, 2006 7:53 PM, Anonymous Life's a bitch and so am I said...

Also try a couple of my favorites, WWtdd (what would tyler durden do) He's pee your pants funny.

Another good one sort of off the radar but good is The Velvet Hot Tub. Those two sites make me laugh out loud. Not in the haggy self aggrandizing Pherizzzzle way, but with actual personality and humor.

Like here. Thanks for the shout out!

At June 28, 2006 8:12 PM, Anonymous Nipple Flapjacks said...


What Would Tyler Durden Do.

I hear it's run from a guy that used to write for The Superficial, but don't quote me on that.

At June 28, 2006 10:53 PM, Blogger Bedazzler said...

D-Listed is a lot of laughs too.

Brandon's NO1 fansite on the NETTE!

At June 29, 2006 1:34 AM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

And don't forget Oh No They Didn't!

At June 29, 2006 1:39 AM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

Nipple Flapjacks

"I hear it's run from a guy that used to write for The Superficial, but don't quote me on that."

I'm quoting you on that!!!


At June 29, 2006 1:09 PM, Anonymous foal said...

I love justjared.com , he's quite unbaised when he writes, he's likeable, and he doesn't post himself all over the site

At June 29, 2006 3:16 PM, Anonymous toady said...

Good idea to do features on those sites and give people alternatives of where to get entertaining gossip on web. I'll go out and support them.

At June 30, 2006 7:04 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

what about www.pinkisthenewblog.com it's a great site too

At July 01, 2006 7:24 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Perez WANTS you to ring him up on the telephone!


(also known as Perez)

lives at:

WEST HOLLYWOOD, CA 90046 (323) 822-0392

This may be outdated:

NEW YORK, NY 10014
(212) 352-2033

Now that you have his phone number, call Perez and let him know what you think of:

-His outing other homosexuals
-His surly responses to fans
-His rapidly expanding waistline
-His self loathing
-Paris "Herpes" Hilton
-His claims of heterosexual activity with Vanessa
-His fear of Tyson Beckford
-His legal difficulties regarding stolen checks

It's peppered to call Perez - call him tonight!


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