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Sunday, June 25, 2006


PoorAss Is The "Dish Of The Day"  (view)

This is it kids, WE'VE MADE IT! PoorAss is the "Dish Of The Day" over at Le Maison de Brandon!

First, I'd like to take a moment to thank the academy, my parents, my agent, the butter chicken I had for dinner tonight, and... oh geez, there are just so many people to thank!

So what exactly does this mean?! Well, I have no fuckin' clue! :P But it can't hurt to have more people hearing the truth about Perez! So Bedazzler, thanks!

And OMG, I almost pissed myself when I saw the blueberry Perez! I suggest everyone go check it out.

If you have any questions about Le Maison de Brandon I'm sure Bedazzler would be happy to answer them. Just submit a comment on his site or on here.

But seriously, go check out the blueberry Perez right now! You won't regret it.

     [ by PoorAss Hilton, 6/25/2006   --




37 Comments:

At June 25, 2006 4:44 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH, BLUEBERRY PEREZ IS FUCKING AWESOME!!!

 
At June 25, 2006 4:45 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

OH YEAH, AND FIRST!

 
At June 25, 2006 5:04 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

The expression on blueberry Perez's face is priceless!

 
At June 25, 2006 5:39 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Geez, have you seen what this a-hole has done now? He posted a picture of Bobbi Kristina Brown and invited his readers to tear her up. She's just a 13 year old girl! She isn't in the public domain- she's off limits! And his fans have been NASTY to the extreme. Since when is it okay to attack children? Now she's gonna get an eating disorder and Perez will still be a tool...

 
At June 25, 2006 7:13 AM, Blogger Bedazzler said...

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At June 25, 2006 7:22 AM, Blogger Bedazzler said...

OMFGZZZZzzzzzzzzz! Perezzleizzledrizzlepepperleppersizzle!
Thanks so much y'all.
Also check out my friend Lolita Jadore's site it's a must for Perez "fangs" as I like to call them
http://bitchy-musings.blogspot.com/
And don't forget to read the Poohrag interviews a few posts down when you log on to my site!
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THE TRUTH ABOUT PEREZ HILTON
TWO INTERVIEWS UP
http://lemaisondebrandon.blogspot.com/
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At June 25, 2006 7:36 AM, Blogger Bedazzler said...

Bitch, you forgot to Thank Paris, Lindsay, and also Perez for making this "HAPPEN".
Because without him, we would literally be nothing
*kisses*
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THE TRUTH ABOUT PEREZ HILTON
TWO INTERVIEWS UP
http://lemaisondebrandon.blogspot.com/
Brandon's NO1 fansite on the NETTE!
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At June 25, 2006 10:01 AM, Anonymous Emma said...

Get a life, would you? How pathetic do you have to actually be to start a blog bitching about another blogger? If you really want to get to him, why not start up a rival celebrity gossip blog, with all the improvements you find neccesary, and steal his sponsors and readers? no? not as talented a researcher as he is? can't become acquainted with as many celebritys as he can? Can't get on tv as much, and attract the readers?
Yeah, I really can't figure out how much your life must suck to actually have the time to start a full blown, pretty well made blog, and rip a few of his articles apart. It's pathetic. He's only a blogger, how can you find it so worthwhile to rip apart a guy who simply provides us with a bit of gossip and entertainment?

 
At June 25, 2006 10:11 AM, Blogger Bedazzler said...

WELL MY FIRST RESPONSE TO THAT WAS TO LAUGH HYSTERICALLY. Are you like, Perezzilizfondouzlepretzelszzz's proud mother from Bangladesh or something? And you say we are wasting OUR time. lol

 
At June 25, 2006 10:18 AM, Blogger Bedazzler said...

That said, come and leave one of your lame-ass rants over at my sitezzzzzzz.....
rantzzzzzzz....zzzzz...huh mmmm what I fell asleep. WTF ?...oh yeah,
if you are that fucking passionate about some fat bitchy faggot, it means
1 Perez Hilton trawls blogs when he gets home from functions- exciting!
2 He cares what people think of him enough to do so
3 When he wears stockings on manhunt he calls himself Emma
4-10 got bored
Eat me,
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THE TRUTH ABOUT PEREZ HILTON
TWO INTERVIEWS UP
http://lemaisondebrandon.blogspot.com/
Brandon's NO1 fansite on the NETTE!
---------------------------------------------

 
At June 25, 2006 10:23 AM, Blogger Bedazzler said...

Bitch(Perez) I totes started a blog dissing someone else 4 months ago, and I'm still at it! If you cyber-beat on my gurl POORASS's um, well, ass, I will have to deal it to a bitch. snapzzzzz.
WHEW MY BITCHIN IS LIKE WHOA.

 
At June 25, 2006 10:29 AM, Blogger Bedazzler said...

"your life must suck to actually have the time to start a full blown, pretty well made blog"

OOOOMMMMMMGGGGZZZZZZ!!!!!
How did you pretty well make that blog POORASS.
Your detractors are dying to know whether you did it straight up with blogger or not.
I can hardly cope.

 
At June 25, 2006 10:34 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

emma well said! he knows he can't get the fame on his own so he gotta ride perez's coattails.

as paris would say "that's hot".

 
At June 25, 2006 10:48 AM, Blogger Bedazzler said...

right, well like I say in my profile, eat me bitch, because my asshole is so fresh. I am the star today.

 
At June 25, 2006 10:51 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

are you like a CHOCOLATE star?

 
At June 25, 2006 11:02 AM, Blogger dallasfruitbread said...

wow. who knew pizzle would get so upset about this that he would post under fake girls names.

 
At June 25, 2006 11:03 AM, Anonymous Life's a bitch and so am I said...

You may want to check out some fairly brilliant Perezzle photo shops from "musings of a bitch"
blog http://bitchy-musings.blogspot.com/2006/04/perez-hilton-exclusive-pictures.html

I think Brandon may have done them as well. The people who think Mario sucks are finding each other, so let the fun begin!

 
At June 25, 2006 11:05 AM, Blogger superherofan said...

I can't believe you haven't jumped all over the Bobbi Kristina Brown entry on Perez.

Is it in fashion to crucify the children of celebrities now.

Her parents are public nutjobs; hasn't she suffered enough already?

 
At June 25, 2006 11:06 AM, Blogger Bedazzler said...

Ummm...cos he IS a fake girl?
smooches, goodnight x

 
At June 25, 2006 11:18 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't agree with the kids thing at all either.

 
At June 25, 2006 11:34 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

superherofanĀ said...

I can't believe you haven't jumped all over the Bobbi Kristina Brown entry on Perez.
**********
You can count on two things in life
1. Perez Hilton will be a giant asshole
2. PoorAss Hilton will miss the "big picture"

 
At June 25, 2006 11:58 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

http://crunktastical.blogspot.com/2006/06/nimpho-babby-watch.html

http://dlisted.blogspot.com/2006/06/this-is-your-bobbi-kristina.html

http://dlisted.blogspot.com/2006/02/from-dlisted-mail-room.html

http://dlisted.blogspot.com/2006/03/bobbi-kristina-follows-her-parents.html

http://dlisted.blogspot.com/2006/04/this-is-what-happens-when-youre.html

 
At June 25, 2006 12:17 PM, Anonymous Life's a bitch and so am I said...

Putting a 13 year old, drug addicts daughter up on his site is horrible, he's attacked other children, and he will continue to attack other children because many of the posters on that site are ignorant trogolytes like he is. I wish some parent would sue him, or publicly humiliate him. He's never going to stop going after kids, too many hits on his site. Plus he never edits any dup postings so he looks busier than he is.


He hates most gay men and tries to out people because they avoid him like the plague, so he attacks them viciously, he's very self loathing.

So the big picture is already out there. Basically it's every mean spirited article he puts up. Other than his self reverential articles - it's everything he posts. Mario's just a nasty, bitter toad.

 
At June 25, 2006 2:40 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

#1. Damn I love butter chicken.

#2 The 13 year old girl post is a problem for me too. It really is terrible to do that to a child.

 
At June 25, 2006 3:51 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You deleted a comment PoorAss? Who's the Perez-like asshole now?

 
At June 25, 2006 4:03 PM, Blogger dreamingofdavey said...

I'd delete stupid ass shit too. that the point, its his blog.

 
At June 25, 2006 4:16 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

"have you seen what this a-hole has done now? He posted a picture of Bobbi Kristina Brown"

Yeah, I'm trying to pretend that post didn't exist because it was too ridiculous, and now others in these comments are flaming me for it.

 
At June 25, 2006 4:18 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

Bedazzler

"check out my friend Lolita Jadore's site it's a must for Perez "fangs" as I like to call them"

I believe I was on her site for about 2 seconds :P The first picture I saw was quite disturbing and I just instinctively closed my browser. Not really my cup 'o' tea.

 
At June 25, 2006 4:38 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

Emma

"Get a life, would you? How pathetic do you have to actually be to start a blog bitching about another blogger?"

http://poorasshilton.blogspot.com/2006/06/welcome-to-poorasshiltonblogspotcom.html


"If you really want to get to him, why not start up a rival celebrity gossip blog"

Because that's not what I want to do with my life. If Perez wants to be a fake loser so that he can rub elbows with celebrities (even though they all hate him), then more power to 'em, but I like to have real people in my life, thanks.


"not as talented a researcher as he is?"

Researcher? hahahaha... the fucktard has sources that send him dirt on celebrities, how is that research?


"can't become acquainted with as many celebritys as he can?"

I could give a rats ass about becoming acquianted with celebrities. I have some actor friends that are in the spotlight, and after hearing all the bullshit they go through I just really don't care for any of that crap.


"Yeah, I really can't figure out how much your life must suck to actually have the time to start a full blown, pretty well made blog, and rip a few of his articles apart. It's pathetic."

Oh it sucks alright! I cry myself to sleep every night.


"He's only a blogger"

Thank you for finally admitting it!


"how can you find it so worthwhile to rip apart a guy who simply provides us with a bit of gossip and entertainment?"

I suppose you're looking for answer other then, "Because he's a biased, sellout loser that makes it way too easy to do" ?


PS - "full blown, pretty well made blog"

Well thank you! It was really quite simple, I'm sure even you could do it! Hmmm, on second though, maybe not.

 
At June 25, 2006 4:43 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

superherofan

"I can't believe you haven't jumped all over the Bobbi Kristina Brown entry on Perez"

I didn't want to touch that one with a 10 foot pole. As much as I like flaming Perez, I don't want to draw extra attention to articles that are clearly over the line. I was hoping everyone would just forget about it after a day or two and it would just fade away.

 
At June 25, 2006 4:46 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

"You can count on two things in life... PoorAss Hilton will miss the "big picture""

And the "Big picture" is drawing extra attention to an obviously over the line article, is it? Perez might enjoy talking about kids like that, but I sure as hell don't.

 
At June 25, 2006 5:14 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

"You deleted a comment PoorAss? Who's the Perez-like asshole now?"

When did I ever say that I'd never delete comments? Please show me. For the most part I don't delete them unless it's just obvious advertising, but I have deleted a few others.

The ones I find the most fun are the hardcore pro Perezers that come here and rant and rant about stupid bullshit that we've all heard before.

You can tell it took them hours to come up with so many complete thoughts strung together, and you can tell how mad they are, so it gives me great please in clicking that delete button now and then.

They sit there and waste their time bitching and bitching about the same things everyone else has already bitched about, and in a split second it's like it never happened. The only thing I'm sad about is not being able to be there to see their face when they realized their post was a complete waste of time.

I'm guessing that's what happened to you? Would you like a tissue?

 
At June 25, 2006 5:22 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

Life's a bitch and so am I

LOL! Ok, some of those were pretty damn funny! But the one on her front page right now sent shivers down my spine, haha.

 
At June 25, 2006 5:58 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Poorass,

I urge you not to respond to the plebs.
You needn't explain yourself to the uneducated masses.

You're the boss here, if people don't like it, they can leave.

 
At June 25, 2006 8:21 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

^^^ - Oh I know. Most of the time it's just too amusing not to respond, hehe.

 
At June 26, 2006 2:10 AM, Blogger Bedazzler said...

hAHAHAHHHaa
HA! ha!
ha!
I love you more every day
xxx

 
At June 26, 2006 6:11 AM, Blogger superherofan said...

PoorAss... my respect for you grows more with each day... and each laugh!

 

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