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Sunday, June 25, 2006


PoorAss Is The "Dish Of The Day"  (view)

This is it kids, WE'VE MADE IT! PoorAss is the "Dish Of The Day" over at Le Maison de Brandon!

First, I'd like to take a moment to thank the academy, my parents, my agent, the butter chicken I had for dinner tonight, and... oh geez, there are just so many people to thank!

So what exactly does this mean?! Well, I have no fuckin' clue! :P But it can't hurt to have more people hearing the truth about Perez! So Bedazzler, thanks!

And OMG, I almost pissed myself when I saw the blueberry Perez! I suggest everyone go check it out.

If you have any questions about Le Maison de Brandon I'm sure Bedazzler would be happy to answer them. Just submit a comment on his site or on here.

But seriously, go check out the blueberry Perez right now! You won't regret it.

     [ by Anonymous, 6/25/2006   --




20 Comments:

At June 25, 2006 4:45 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

OH YEAH, AND FIRST!

 
At June 25, 2006 5:04 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

The expression on blueberry Perez's face is priceless!

 
At June 25, 2006 5:39 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Geez, have you seen what this a-hole has done now? He posted a picture of Bobbi Kristina Brown and invited his readers to tear her up. She's just a 13 year old girl! She isn't in the public domain- she's off limits! And his fans have been NASTY to the extreme. Since when is it okay to attack children? Now she's gonna get an eating disorder and Perez will still be a tool...

 
At June 25, 2006 7:13 AM, Blogger Bedazzler said...

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At June 25, 2006 7:22 AM, Blogger Bedazzler said...

OMFGZZZZzzzzzzzzz! Perezzleizzledrizzlepepperleppersizzle!
Thanks so much y'all.
Also check out my friend Lolita Jadore's site it's a must for Perez "fangs" as I like to call them
http://bitchy-musings.blogspot.com/
And don't forget to read the Poohrag interviews a few posts down when you log on to my site!
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THE TRUTH ABOUT PEREZ HILTON
TWO INTERVIEWS UP
http://lemaisondebrandon.blogspot.com/
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At June 25, 2006 7:36 AM, Blogger Bedazzler said...

Bitch, you forgot to Thank Paris, Lindsay, and also Perez for making this "HAPPEN".
Because without him, we would literally be nothing
*kisses*
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THE TRUTH ABOUT PEREZ HILTON
TWO INTERVIEWS UP
http://lemaisondebrandon.blogspot.com/
Brandon's NO1 fansite on the NETTE!
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At June 25, 2006 10:01 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Get a life, would you? How pathetic do you have to actually be to start a blog bitching about another blogger? If you really want to get to him, why not start up a rival celebrity gossip blog, with all the improvements you find neccesary, and steal his sponsors and readers? no? not as talented a researcher as he is? can't become acquainted with as many celebritys as he can? Can't get on tv as much, and attract the readers?
Yeah, I really can't figure out how much your life must suck to actually have the time to start a full blown, pretty well made blog, and rip a few of his articles apart. It's pathetic. He's only a blogger, how can you find it so worthwhile to rip apart a guy who simply provides us with a bit of gossip and entertainment?

 
At June 25, 2006 10:11 AM, Blogger Bedazzler said...

WELL MY FIRST RESPONSE TO THAT WAS TO LAUGH HYSTERICALLY. Are you like, Perezzilizfondouzlepretzelszzz's proud mother from Bangladesh or something? And you say we are wasting OUR time. lol

 
At June 25, 2006 10:29 AM, Blogger Bedazzler said...

"your life must suck to actually have the time to start a full blown, pretty well made blog"

OOOOMMMMMMGGGGZZZZZZ!!!!!
How did you pretty well make that blog POORASS.
Your detractors are dying to know whether you did it straight up with blogger or not.
I can hardly cope.

 
At June 25, 2006 10:34 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

emma well said! he knows he can't get the fame on his own so he gotta ride perez's coattails.

as paris would say "that's hot".

 
At June 25, 2006 10:51 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

are you like a CHOCOLATE star?

 
At June 25, 2006 11:03 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You may want to check out some fairly brilliant Perezzle photo shops from "musings of a bitch"
blog http://bitchy-musings.blogspot.com/2006/04/perez-hilton-exclusive-pictures.html

I think Brandon may have done them as well. The people who think Mario sucks are finding each other, so let the fun begin!

 
At June 25, 2006 11:06 AM, Blogger Bedazzler said...

Ummm...cos he IS a fake girl?
smooches, goodnight x

 
At June 25, 2006 11:18 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't agree with the kids thing at all either.

 
At June 25, 2006 11:34 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

superherofanĀ said...

I can't believe you haven't jumped all over the Bobbi Kristina Brown entry on Perez.
**********
You can count on two things in life
1. Perez Hilton will be a giant asshole
2. PoorAss Hilton will miss the "big picture"

 
At June 25, 2006 11:58 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

http://crunktastical.blogspot.com/2006/06/nimpho-babby-watch.html

http://dlisted.blogspot.com/2006/06/this-is-your-bobbi-kristina.html

http://dlisted.blogspot.com/2006/02/from-dlisted-mail-room.html

http://dlisted.blogspot.com/2006/03/bobbi-kristina-follows-her-parents.html

http://dlisted.blogspot.com/2006/04/this-is-what-happens-when-youre.html

 
At June 25, 2006 12:17 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Putting a 13 year old, drug addicts daughter up on his site is horrible, he's attacked other children, and he will continue to attack other children because many of the posters on that site are ignorant trogolytes like he is. I wish some parent would sue him, or publicly humiliate him. He's never going to stop going after kids, too many hits on his site. Plus he never edits any dup postings so he looks busier than he is.


He hates most gay men and tries to out people because they avoid him like the plague, so he attacks them viciously, he's very self loathing.

So the big picture is already out there. Basically it's every mean spirited article he puts up. Other than his self reverential articles - it's everything he posts. Mario's just a nasty, bitter toad.

 
At June 25, 2006 2:40 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

#1. Damn I love butter chicken.

#2 The 13 year old girl post is a problem for me too. It really is terrible to do that to a child.

 
At June 25, 2006 5:58 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Poorass,

I urge you not to respond to the plebs.
You needn't explain yourself to the uneducated masses.

You're the boss here, if people don't like it, they can leave.

 
At June 26, 2006 2:10 AM, Blogger Bedazzler said...

hAHAHAHHHaa
HA! ha!
ha!
I love you more every day
xxx

 

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