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Monday, June 26, 2006


PAH Goes Over 10,000 Unique Visitors!  

The site's not even 2 weeks old, but there have already been over 10,000 different visitors come out to support the "Perez Sucks!" movement. It might not seem like much, but considering how the site started I'd say it's pretty damn good!

Thanks to everyone from Argentina, Canada, Malaysia, New Zealand, The Philippines, The United Kingdom, and last but not least, The United States.

And a special thanks to Perez for being such a douche!

     [ by PoorAss Hilton, 6/26/2006   --




38 Comments:

At June 26, 2006 12:28 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

first!

and congrats! i hate that fat bastard!

 
At June 26, 2006 12:34 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Keep up the good work!

 
At June 26, 2006 12:48 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

way to go!

(third)

 
At June 26, 2006 2:27 AM, Blogger Bedazzler said...

Conratulations.
PS did you know Perez whas in that Madonna Diet Reality Show?
I think it's all listed in IDMB.
Theres probably a world of fun to make from tearing inot that...
---------------------------------------------
THE TRUTH ABOUT PEREZ HILTON
TWO INTERVIEWS UP
http://lemaisondebrandon.blogspot.com/
Brandon's NO1 fansite on the NETTE!
---------------------------------------------

 
At June 26, 2006 2:51 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

perez's rein of stupidity will be over eventually. everyone just hang in there!

 
At June 26, 2006 3:10 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

nice! way to keep this site going!

like me i'm sure all the other perez haters out there appreciate it!

 
At June 26, 2006 3:55 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Congrats from Canada. Keep it up!

 
At June 26, 2006 7:39 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

A couple of years ago, Pezzle was fun, in a beseechingly puppy-ish way. Of course, he had filed for bankruptcy then. Now all this attention has shown his true colors - a nasty, vindictive prick.
We're gonna huff and puff and blow his house down!

 
At June 26, 2006 9:04 AM, Anonymous KL99 said...

YAY!! Congrats..keep this shit up!

 
At June 26, 2006 9:08 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Excitement!!

 
At June 26, 2006 11:42 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Gooo PA!

P.S.

Does anyone actually give a rat f**k about Riechen? Enough!

 
At June 26, 2006 12:05 PM, Anonymous *tara said...

http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/7357562.html

**explicit pictures**
but a great addition to the ongoing defamation of "DJ Perezzle".

 
At June 26, 2006 12:06 PM, Anonymous perez said...

http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/7357562.html

 
At June 26, 2006 12:09 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, Oh No They Didn't over at Livejournal just posted naked Perez pictures from his online cruising profile. Seriously. Go check for yourself.

This site has done a piss poor job of Perez bashing. If PoorAss can't bring people any news at least provide them with links to people and sites that can.

Why did you even bother starting a site if you weren't going to DO anything? Right now, your once-a-day, ignorant commentary on a handful of Perez's most boring and uncontroversial stories (skipping Bobbi Kristina -- wtf?) is the EXACT equivalent of Perez lazily photoshop-doodling a couple obscene words on a celeb photo and calling it a day. You're both lazy-asses.

 
At June 26, 2006 12:27 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

OMG!

 
At June 26, 2006 12:58 PM, Anonymous Kbomb said...

Perez literally hoisted a story from Fox about Suri cruise, and passed it off as his own, without giving the author any credit.

His "story"--
http://www.perezhilton.com/topics/alien_cruise/the_reason_we_havent_seen_alien_cruise_20060626.php


The REAL story
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,200911,00.html#1

PS - I love this site. Dig up more dirt. He's been annoying me for along time now.

 
At June 26, 2006 1:16 PM, Anonymous TONYA said...

SEVENTEENTH B*TCHES!!!!

LOL, seriously, good work PAH!

You see, we told you last week, do NOT shut down this site. People love to hate Perez, and whether they come to comment or bash you, you're still getting hits!!

Loves it!!

:)

 
At June 26, 2006 1:43 PM, Blogger Ronny said...

OH MY GAWWWDDD!

I can't believe ... wait no ... I CAN believe La Perez is using OLD pics of himself on the net.

What do they do when Shamu waddles up to the door?

 
At June 26, 2006 1:50 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

"Why did you even bother starting a site if you weren't going to DO anything?"

Sorry if this site isn't exactly what you want, but it's exactly what I want, which is somewhere to vent about Perez and his sellout antics. I can't do it on his site because he just deletes my comments.

I'm not trying to be a fuckin' reporter here and break stories if that's what you're thinking, so get a clue.


"skipping Bobbi Kristina -- wtf?"

As I've already said, I didn't want to touch that one with a 10 foot pole. I'm trying to let that post die, but everyone keeps bringing it up again. Leave the girl alone for fuck sake, she's going to have enough problems to deal with growing up.


"You're both lazy-asses."

I'm getting exactly what I wanted out of this site, why do I want to waste my time running around trying to dig up dirt on Perez? He's not worth that much of my time. Although he's not really worth the time I'm already putting into this, but oh well, I'm amused by it all.

 
At June 26, 2006 2:18 PM, Anonymous What's the deal? said...

Soooo, is this post going to be deleted too?

If you post a list of rules, I would be more than happy to follow them.

Are we not suppossed to talk to each other?

 
At June 26, 2006 2:20 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

Ronny

"Perez is using OLD pics of himself on the net.

What do they do when Shamu waddles up to the door?
"

Splash him with water and throw him a fish?

 
At June 26, 2006 2:25 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm not trying to be a fuckin' reporter here and break stories if that's what you're thinking, so get a clue.

No one is asking you to be a reporter, and I have no idea why you are cursing at people so much. But honestly, I guess I would expect that the person running an anti-Perez site might, I dunno, be on the ball enough to post a link to the ONTD story?

No one has asked you to do anything yourself, but why can't you post links and pics to OTHER stories? Isn't that what bloggers DO, pretty much? Didn't you say you were some sort of dot-com professional -- surely you know how to troll the internet for good dirt? Maybe engage the actual story, which is Perez, instead of constantly fighting with the people who come here?

Well, I was polite, but I'm sure you'll delete me anyway. Did you really think you'd start this site and it would be nothing but praise? It's the INTERNET

 
At June 26, 2006 2:28 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

What's the deal?

"Soooo, is this post going to be deleted too?"

No, this one can stay.


"If you post a list of rules, I would be more than happy to follow them."

Absolutely! Here are the rules.

1) If I want to delete a comment, I will.

2) See rule #1.


"Are we not suppossed to talk to each other?"

No, you can. I just might delete them, that's all.

 
At June 26, 2006 2:35 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

"I have no idea why you are cursing at people so much."

Because it's fun?


"I guess I would expect that the person running an anti-Perez site might, I dunno, be on the ball enough to post a link to the ONTD story?"

LOL! I'm in the middle of doing it right now actually (along with a link to the Celebrity Terrorist article of the same nature), but between playing poker, trying to get my lunch ready, and sifting through comments, it's taking a bit longer then expected. Hold tight, it'll be there soon.


"surely you know how to troll the internet for good dirt?"

Well yes, but I've never said it wasn't time-consuming, and this isn't always my first priority.

Although I guess it would make more sense to post the links before I respond to comments, so I'll go get that out of the way right now.


"Well, I was polite, but I'm sure you'll delete me anyway."

No, because you actually had some good stuff to say that wasn't the same old crap that everyone else has said.


"Did you really think you'd start this site and it would be nothing but praise?"

Yes, I thought it would be flowers, chocolates, jetsetting around the world, and all that other fun stuff.

I actually like bitching, that's why this site was started, and if you'll look back on other articles you'll see plenty of comments against this site. I don't delete everything, just select comments that I feel like deleting.

Ok, I'm gonna go post those links now before I respond to any other comments.

 
At June 26, 2006 2:39 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Because it's fun?

Cursing may be fun for YOU, but maybe you should think of your readers? Speaking for myself, it isn't fun. It's harsh, childish, and unlikeable.

 
At June 26, 2006 2:44 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hold tight, it'll be there soon.


Hold tight for -what-? The story is already old news. You snoozed, you losed.

 
At June 26, 2006 3:00 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

"Cursing may be fun for YOU"

You're right, IT IS! fuck shit cock bitch whore motherfucker dick licker


"but maybe you should think of your readers?"

You're the first person to ever be offended by the swearing. You should know when coming to a site that's sole purpose is to bitch about someone that the language isn't exactly going to be G-rated.

"It's harsh, childish, and unlikeable."

That pretty much sums up the entire site.

PS - Who put a gun to your head and forced you to come here?

 
At June 26, 2006 3:05 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Honestly, this must have been what it was like talking to Napoleon....except he comanded an army, you have a blog, nonethless, same complex.

Now, clearly you're drunk with power, because you are going to control the world one gossip blogger at a time, but really, get a hold of yourself. Stick with pissing on one person at a time, you clearly aren't witty enough to keep up, with one, let a lone 2 or more.

But most of all remember this..
Any turd who washes out of the gutter can start a website, if you want to stick around more than a month, put your dick away and try to get along.

Nobody likes an aggressive prick.

Good Luck

 
At June 26, 2006 3:10 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

"Any turd who washes out of the gutter can start a website"

Ummm, that's what I've been saying all along. I wouldn't have done this if it didn't take 5 minutes to setup the site.


"if you want to stick around more than a month"

I could care less if this site was still up in a week. I really have nothing personal against Perez, and in the grand scheme of things I could care less what he does, I just felt like bitching for a bit that's all.

Do you really think I'm enraged with him and the stuff he does? Fuck no!

 
At June 26, 2006 4:05 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

wow you're so annoying poorass! even more so than perez

 
At June 26, 2006 6:02 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

fuck shit cock bitch whore motherfucker dick licker

Are you SURE you're a retired tech millionaire, PoorAss? Because you come off ... well, I'll be nice, and just say you seem immature.

I could care less if this site was still up in a week. I really have nothing personal against Perez, and in the grand scheme of things I could care less what he does, I just felt like bitching for a bit that's all.

OMFG -- STOP SAYING THIS ALREADY!!!

 
At June 26, 2006 6:05 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

In one week, you have become officially More Annoying Than Perez. Impressive.

 
At June 26, 2006 6:57 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You're the first person to ever be offended by the swearing. You should know when coming to a site that's sole purpose is to bitch about someone that the language isn't exactly going to be G-rated.

There is a huge difference between calling Perez a fucking asshole, and telling your READERS to "get a fuckin' clue."

No one coming to a site called "PoorAss Hilton" is going to be a pollyanna but a certain level of respect and sophistication to your audience would be nice.

 
At June 26, 2006 7:18 PM, Blogger Bedazzler said...

Wow, someone sure has their thong all stuck up in their asses. Relax, anonymous dude.
---------------------------------------------
THE TRUTH ABOUT PEREZ HILTON
TWO INTERVIEWS UP
http://lemaisondebrandon.blogspot.com/
Brandon's NO1 fansite on the NETTE!
---------------------------------------------

 
At June 26, 2006 7:57 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

"In one week, you have become officially More Annoying Than Perez. Impressive."

Oh don't exaggerate. It took 2 weeks.

 
At June 26, 2006 8:04 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

"There is a huge difference between calling Perez a fucking asshole, and telling your READERS to "get a fuckin' clue.""

Yes and no. If people are going to come here and tell me I'm not running the site the way the want it to be run, I can say whatever the hell I want to them. That's the beautiful thing of running the site, after all.

The site's exactly what I wanted it to be... somewhere to bitch and moan about petty bullshit, which I believe I've accomplished quite well. It didn't have to be about Perez, he just happened to be annoying me at the time when I decided to start the site, and I noticed there were a shitload of other people bitching about him so I figured what the hell.


"but a certain level of respect and sophistication to your audience would be nice."

If they're not going to respect the site for what it is and tell me I'm doing a bad job at running it, why would I show them any respect back? I didn't force them to come here and bitch.

 
At June 26, 2006 8:15 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

"Are you SURE you're a retired tech millionaire, PoorAss? Because you come off ... well, I'll be nice, and just say you seem immature."

You see though, you're judging me based solely on this site, which doesn't even come close to representing who I am, not even close. This site couldn't be more of an opposite to who I really am.

And you're right, this is immature, I'll be the first to admit that. But that's what it's for! Why do you think I want to be anonymous and haven't told a single person in my life that I'm running this site? Because it's not a true representation of who I am and I don't want them to get the wrong idea.


"OMFG -- STOP SAYING THIS ALREADY!!!"

Sure, I'll do that right after everyone STOPS SAYING THE SAME BULLSHIT OVER AND OVER AND TAKES THIS SITE FOR WHAT IT IS! A JOKE!

Good lord, some of you people really need to fuckin' relax. I can't believe how much some of you are getting bent out of shape over a freakin' joke of a site like this that really doesn't affect you whatsoever. Just don't visit if you don't like it.

 
At June 26, 2006 8:35 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

wow, there sure are a lot of Perez lovers coming here today. If you don't like it stop coming. It's really that simple.

Personally I think this site's hilarious, but I hate Perez's. If you feel the opposite then keep visiting his site and stop coming here.

I've never see so many hypocrites gather in one place before. It's so childish.

 

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