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Monday, June 26, 2006


PAH Goes Over 10,000 Unique Visitors!  

The site's not even 2 weeks old, but there have already been over 10,000 different visitors come out to support the "Perez Sucks!" movement. It might not seem like much, but considering how the site started I'd say it's pretty damn good!

Thanks to everyone from Argentina, Canada, Malaysia, New Zealand, The Philippines, The United Kingdom, and last but not least, The United States.

And a special thanks to Perez for being such a douche!

     [ by Anonymous, 6/26/2006   --




24 Comments:

At June 26, 2006 12:34 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Keep up the good work!

 
At June 26, 2006 12:48 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

way to go!

(third)

 
At June 26, 2006 2:27 AM, Blogger Bedazzler said...

Conratulations.
PS did you know Perez whas in that Madonna Diet Reality Show?
I think it's all listed in IDMB.
Theres probably a world of fun to make from tearing inot that...
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TWO INTERVIEWS UP
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Brandon's NO1 fansite on the NETTE!
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At June 26, 2006 2:51 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

perez's rein of stupidity will be over eventually. everyone just hang in there!

 
At June 26, 2006 3:10 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

nice! way to keep this site going!

like me i'm sure all the other perez haters out there appreciate it!

 
At June 26, 2006 3:55 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Congrats from Canada. Keep it up!

 
At June 26, 2006 7:39 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

A couple of years ago, Pezzle was fun, in a beseechingly puppy-ish way. Of course, he had filed for bankruptcy then. Now all this attention has shown his true colors - a nasty, vindictive prick.
We're gonna huff and puff and blow his house down!

 
At June 26, 2006 9:08 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Excitement!!

 
At June 26, 2006 11:42 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Gooo PA!

P.S.

Does anyone actually give a rat f**k about Riechen? Enough!

 
At June 26, 2006 12:05 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/7357562.html

**explicit pictures**
but a great addition to the ongoing defamation of "DJ Perezzle".

 
At June 26, 2006 12:06 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/7357562.html

 
At June 26, 2006 12:09 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, Oh No They Didn't over at Livejournal just posted naked Perez pictures from his online cruising profile. Seriously. Go check for yourself.

This site has done a piss poor job of Perez bashing. If PoorAss can't bring people any news at least provide them with links to people and sites that can.

Why did you even bother starting a site if you weren't going to DO anything? Right now, your once-a-day, ignorant commentary on a handful of Perez's most boring and uncontroversial stories (skipping Bobbi Kristina -- wtf?) is the EXACT equivalent of Perez lazily photoshop-doodling a couple obscene words on a celeb photo and calling it a day. You're both lazy-asses.

 
At June 26, 2006 12:27 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

OMG!

 
At June 26, 2006 12:58 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Perez literally hoisted a story from Fox about Suri cruise, and passed it off as his own, without giving the author any credit.

His "story"--
http://www.perezhilton.com/topics/alien_cruise/the_reason_we_havent_seen_alien_cruise_20060626.php


The REAL story
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,200911,00.html#1

PS - I love this site. Dig up more dirt. He's been annoying me for along time now.

 
At June 26, 2006 1:16 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

SEVENTEENTH B*TCHES!!!!

LOL, seriously, good work PAH!

You see, we told you last week, do NOT shut down this site. People love to hate Perez, and whether they come to comment or bash you, you're still getting hits!!

Loves it!!

:)

 
At June 26, 2006 2:18 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Soooo, is this post going to be deleted too?

If you post a list of rules, I would be more than happy to follow them.

Are we not suppossed to talk to each other?

 
At June 26, 2006 2:25 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm not trying to be a fuckin' reporter here and break stories if that's what you're thinking, so get a clue.

No one is asking you to be a reporter, and I have no idea why you are cursing at people so much. But honestly, I guess I would expect that the person running an anti-Perez site might, I dunno, be on the ball enough to post a link to the ONTD story?

No one has asked you to do anything yourself, but why can't you post links and pics to OTHER stories? Isn't that what bloggers DO, pretty much? Didn't you say you were some sort of dot-com professional -- surely you know how to troll the internet for good dirt? Maybe engage the actual story, which is Perez, instead of constantly fighting with the people who come here?

Well, I was polite, but I'm sure you'll delete me anyway. Did you really think you'd start this site and it would be nothing but praise? It's the INTERNET

 
At June 26, 2006 2:39 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Because it's fun?

Cursing may be fun for YOU, but maybe you should think of your readers? Speaking for myself, it isn't fun. It's harsh, childish, and unlikeable.

 
At June 26, 2006 2:44 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hold tight, it'll be there soon.


Hold tight for -what-? The story is already old news. You snoozed, you losed.

 
At June 26, 2006 3:05 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Honestly, this must have been what it was like talking to Napoleon....except he comanded an army, you have a blog, nonethless, same complex.

Now, clearly you're drunk with power, because you are going to control the world one gossip blogger at a time, but really, get a hold of yourself. Stick with pissing on one person at a time, you clearly aren't witty enough to keep up, with one, let a lone 2 or more.

But most of all remember this..
Any turd who washes out of the gutter can start a website, if you want to stick around more than a month, put your dick away and try to get along.

Nobody likes an aggressive prick.

Good Luck

 
At June 26, 2006 4:05 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

wow you're so annoying poorass! even more so than perez

 
At June 26, 2006 6:05 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

In one week, you have become officially More Annoying Than Perez. Impressive.

 
At June 26, 2006 7:18 PM, Blogger Bedazzler said...

Wow, someone sure has their thong all stuck up in their asses. Relax, anonymous dude.
---------------------------------------------
THE TRUTH ABOUT PEREZ HILTON
TWO INTERVIEWS UP
http://lemaisondebrandon.blogspot.com/
Brandon's NO1 fansite on the NETTE!
---------------------------------------------

 
At June 26, 2006 8:35 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

wow, there sure are a lot of Perez lovers coming here today. If you don't like it stop coming. It's really that simple.

Personally I think this site's hilarious, but I hate Perez's. If you feel the opposite then keep visiting his site and stop coming here.

I've never see so many hypocrites gather in one place before. It's so childish.

 

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