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Friday, June 23, 2006


"Omnia Vincit Amor"  (view)

Dude, you're just getting fuckin' gross lately.

Who needs to see your photoshopped fake cum dribbling out of the mouths of two nobodys? NOBODY, that's who.

PS - I thought your site was for celebrity gossip?

     [ by Anonymous, 6/23/2006   --




18 Comments:

At June 23, 2006 4:21 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

first!

 
At June 23, 2006 4:57 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

He really IS just getting gross lately. Maybe he's trying to make up for the fact that he hasn't gotten any in years.

 
At June 23, 2006 5:02 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does anyone even know who the hell those guys are?!

 
At June 23, 2006 5:27 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm sure his mainstream advertisers will be pleased

 
At June 23, 2006 5:59 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

With the content lately and now this stupid headline it's obvious that perez is no longer catering to his readers but to his own agenda

 
At June 23, 2006 6:49 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Okay, I've been visting Perez's site for a while now, trying to give it a chance. I thought I would get the latest celeb news.

I've gathered during all this time that really all he seems to care about is who is gay and who isn't, which I could care two flying fucks about. And the photoshopped cum on the mouths of that designer and his boyfriend is so so crass and vulgar and nasty.

He's done NO reporting on the wedding of Nicole Kidman (okay, ONE short snippet.) I got the first news of it on msn.com
Please.

It's all about the other Nicole, about Paris, and about how he hates/love/hates Britney.

I'm starting to get very, very bored with him. No substance. And it's all about him. Who cares that he went to Canada to cover some awards show?

I have kind of thought this blog may be a waste of time, but then again, I can vent this and be done with it.

Cheers,
Mr_Kite

 
At June 23, 2006 9:43 PM, Blogger Bedazzler said...

OMG! This is fucking brilliant!
I haven't laughed so hard this week. You are SO my featured site this week in "DISH OF THE DAY"

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At June 24, 2006 10:31 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

perez sooo bugs me lately when he was doing the page666 thing he waqs witty, interesting and dissed all the ho's, now him parasite and lindsay morgan lohan (why does he always add morgan into it???!)are bbf's hes all over the skanks!eurgh DIE PERIZZLE

 
At June 24, 2006 2:48 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Too dang funny...
I was really livid about him posting that fill-in-the-blank about Bobby & Whitney's 13-year-old baby girl, so I just cut & pasted the blog blurb you have listed. It's easy -- we should ALL do that when we see a thread that's out of line.

Perez is evil...and a baby-beater.

 
At June 24, 2006 4:08 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

all the other blogs posted it nobody calls them on it. hypocrites.

 
At June 24, 2006 4:56 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

PEREZ IS A SAD AND PATHETHIC WASTE OF SPACE. HE HASNĀ“T COVERED ANYTHING NEW AND/OR INTERESTING IN AGES. PLEASE, SOMEONE JUST PUT HIM OUT OF HIS MISERY!!!!

 
At June 25, 2006 3:41 AM, Blogger Bedazzler said...

Sure, it's now up with a picture of Poohrag as the blueberry in CATCF.
DISH OF THE DAY
POORASS HILTON
http://lemaisondebrandon.blogspot.com/

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PoorAss Hilton said...
"You are SO my featured site this week in "DISH OF THE DAY""
WOOHOO! Lemme know when it's up and I'll link back to it!
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At June 25, 2006 9:26 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

^ be careful, poorasshilton is gonna respond to your message word by word.

 
At June 25, 2006 10:57 AM, Blogger Bedazzler said...

OMGZZZZZZZ! DOUCHE CRATE!
I love how everyone....lol..is getting upset about...lol Marc Jacobs.
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At June 25, 2006 11:29 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

First of all, would you PLEASE stop subjecting the reader to some variation of "this site started as a complete joke, hehe, it wasn't supposed to be up for more than a day, hahahaha, but everyone got upset when I said I was going to close it, can you believe I'm still here lolz." Yes, we get it already, none of this important to you, it's not your fault, you are a man of means who doesn't need to be doing this, it's taken a life of its own, what can you do, hehe, LOL.

Secondly, for you to suggest that Marc Jacobs and Michael Lucas are nobodies shows your ignorance. They may be degenerates, but they are notable ones, and you don;t need to be a gay man to know that (I'm not). By way of comparison, I'm sure you know who Tommy Hilfiger and Joe Francis are and would not call them "nobodies."

Third, as usual, you're missing the bigger story to emerge from Perez's site of late, which is that his community is turning on the big self-hating headcase. But I guess it's easier for you to just say he's "fucking gross" and spend your time tediously answering every word of people's comments instead. Go nuts, dude. hehe. LOL.

 
At June 25, 2006 12:13 PM, Blogger Bedazzler said...

Gurl (i'm not), what is with the people who write the essays, about stupido shitze. laters breakfastzzzzzzzzz

 
At June 25, 2006 12:17 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thatperson must have forgot they was dealing with your remedial reading skillz bedazzler. LOLZapaloser

 
At June 25, 2006 9:25 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

^ aww you erased my comment.

that was my point my pal. everything's getting to you cuz deep down you know you don't have any good reason for this..

(..other than latent jealousy)

i know how that feels cause i've experienced it like everyone else.

 

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