PoorAss Hilton
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Friday, June 23, 2006


"Omnia Vincit Amor"  (view)

Dude, you're just getting fuckin' gross lately.

Who needs to see your photoshopped fake cum dribbling out of the mouths of two nobodys? NOBODY, that's who.

PS - I thought your site was for celebrity gossip?

     [ by PoorAss Hilton, 6/23/2006   --




38 Comments:

At June 23, 2006 4:21 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

first!

 
At June 23, 2006 4:57 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

He really IS just getting gross lately. Maybe he's trying to make up for the fact that he hasn't gotten any in years.

 
At June 23, 2006 5:02 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does anyone even know who the hell those guys are?!

 
At June 23, 2006 5:19 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

FUCKING GROSSS! WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO PEREZ??

 
At June 23, 2006 5:27 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm sure his mainstream advertisers will be pleased

 
At June 23, 2006 5:59 PM, Anonymous perez sucks said...

With the content lately and now this stupid headline it's obvious that perez is no longer catering to his readers but to his own agenda

 
At June 23, 2006 6:49 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Okay, I've been visting Perez's site for a while now, trying to give it a chance. I thought I would get the latest celeb news.

I've gathered during all this time that really all he seems to care about is who is gay and who isn't, which I could care two flying fucks about. And the photoshopped cum on the mouths of that designer and his boyfriend is so so crass and vulgar and nasty.

He's done NO reporting on the wedding of Nicole Kidman (okay, ONE short snippet.) I got the first news of it on msn.com
Please.

It's all about the other Nicole, about Paris, and about how he hates/love/hates Britney.

I'm starting to get very, very bored with him. No substance. And it's all about him. Who cares that he went to Canada to cover some awards show?

I have kind of thought this blog may be a waste of time, but then again, I can vent this and be done with it.

Cheers,
Mr_Kite

 
At June 23, 2006 6:52 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

Mr_Kite

"have kind of thought this blog may be a waste of time, but then again, I can vent this and be done with it."

Well it is basically just a big waste of time... this site started as a complete joke that wasn't supposed to be up for more then a few hours or maybe a day, but then all the Perez haters got upset when I said I was going to close it, hehe... trust me, you're not the only person that's getting tired of his crap.

And the venting thing, that's EXACTLY what this site is for. That's literlaly the reason I put it up, to bitch about Perez, and now its kind of taken on a life of its own.

 
At June 23, 2006 9:43 PM, Blogger Bedazzler said...

OMG! This is fucking brilliant!
I haven't laughed so hard this week. You are SO my featured site this week in "DISH OF THE DAY"

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THE TRUTH ABOUT PEREZ HILTON
TWO INTERVIEWS UP
http://lemaisondebrandon.blogspot.com/
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At June 24, 2006 8:05 AM, Anonymous Christina said...

He's so jealous of gay men having a relationship, it's kind of sad he's such an obnoxious twit no one wants him.

I heard he makes people itch.

 
At June 24, 2006 10:31 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

perez sooo bugs me lately when he was doing the page666 thing he waqs witty, interesting and dissed all the ho's, now him parasite and lindsay morgan lohan (why does he always add morgan into it???!)are bbf's hes all over the skanks!eurgh DIE PERIZZLE

 
At June 24, 2006 2:48 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Too dang funny...
I was really livid about him posting that fill-in-the-blank about Bobby & Whitney's 13-year-old baby girl, so I just cut & pasted the blog blurb you have listed. It's easy -- we should ALL do that when we see a thread that's out of line.

Perez is evil...and a baby-beater.

 
At June 24, 2006 4:08 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

all the other blogs posted it nobody calls them on it. hypocrites.

 
At June 24, 2006 4:10 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

^^^ - Were you dropped on your head as a child? This is a site about Perez, not "all the other blogs".

Get your head out of your ass.

 
At June 24, 2006 4:46 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

Christina

"He's so jealous of gay men having a relationship, it's kind of sad he's such an obnoxious twit no one wants him."

TOTALLY!!

And given his past track record with being a complete dick to people that snub him, does he really think anyone's going to date him? No, because they know that if things go south Perez is just going to act like a little baby on his website and talk shit about them.

 
At June 24, 2006 4:48 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

"why does he always add morgan into it???!"

Because it's "cool", of course. At least in Perez's pathetic little mind.

 
At June 24, 2006 4:56 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

PEREZ IS A SAD AND PATHETHIC WASTE OF SPACE. HE HASN´T COVERED ANYTHING NEW AND/OR INTERESTING IN AGES. PLEASE, SOMEONE JUST PUT HIM OUT OF HIS MISERY!!!!

 
At June 24, 2006 4:56 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

Bedazzler

"You are SO my featured site this week in "DISH OF THE DAY""

WOOHOO! Lemme know when it's up and I'll link back to it!

 
At June 24, 2006 4:58 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

"SOMEONE JUST PUT HIM OUT OF HIS MISERY!!!!"

I think some of his readers have thought about doing that, but Perez just isn't worth it for the jail time.

 
At June 24, 2006 5:13 PM, Anonymous LORELAY said...

I just wish people could open their eyes and see the kind of screw up Perez is. I can´t believe people are so stupid that they could actually take him seriously. Anyway, if there are people stupid enough to like Paris Herpes, there must be people pathetic enough that may actually think he is SOMETHING... How low can America go?

 
At June 24, 2006 7:00 PM, Anonymous Kork Klogz said...

Gawd, Perez is one UGLY queen. He's so desperate 2b one of the "beautiful" people, but he can't because he's a troll. Instead of partying and mackin' out on enchurritos, Perez should start losing some much needed weight. FAT FUCK!

 
At June 24, 2006 8:39 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

LORELAY

"I just wish people could open their eyes and see the kind of screw up Perez is."

Amen!


"How low can America go?"

That depends. How low does the bar go?

 
At June 25, 2006 3:18 AM, Blogger dreamingofdavey said...

'morgan' is a beautiful name

but it doesnt work for her...



only me... damn it.



I forgot what else I was going to say, Ive been up for 3 days...so yeah ;)




I cant believe how popular this blog getting! wicked.

<3

 
At June 25, 2006 3:41 AM, Blogger Bedazzler said...

Sure, it's now up with a picture of Poohrag as the blueberry in CATCF.
DISH OF THE DAY
POORASS HILTON
http://lemaisondebrandon.blogspot.com/

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THE TRUTH ABOUT PEREZ HILTON
TWO INTERVIEWS UP
http://lemaisondebrandon.blogspot.com/
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PoorAss Hilton said...
"You are SO my featured site this week in "DISH OF THE DAY""
WOOHOO! Lemme know when it's up and I'll link back to it!
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At June 25, 2006 3:41 AM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

M. Divine

"'morgan' is a beautiful name but it doesnt work for her..."

I totally agree! It's a nice name, but "Lindsay Morgan Lohan" just sounds so... I dunno, wrong! It sounds like a disease!

"No, sorry, I can't go out tonight, I just found out that I have Lindsay Morgan Lohan's disease. I know, it's really sad. And all my hair's turned red :("


"I forgot what else I was going to say, Ive been up for 3 days...so yeah ;)"

LOL! Been there, hehe. In fact, I think tonight's gonna be another all-nighter for me. Almost 4am, not tired whatsoever, might as well just ride it out now.


"I cant believe how popular this blog getting! wicked."

hahaha, I know isn't it freakin' crazy?! Just gonna ride it out and see what happens.

 
At June 25, 2006 8:22 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Um, are you really that much of an ignorant bitch? Do you not know who Marc Jacobs is?

Please, shut the fuck up. Don't complain that he's not posting about celebrities when you're the one who doesn't even know shit about whose hot in fashion. Fucking douche crate.

By the way the NY post ran an article on Jason and Marc breaking up like a week ago... Surely because "nobody cares"

 
At June 25, 2006 9:26 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

^ be careful, poorasshilton is gonna respond to your message word by word.

 
At June 25, 2006 10:57 AM, Blogger Bedazzler said...

OMGZZZZZZZ! DOUCHE CRATE!
I love how everyone....lol..is getting upset about...lol Marc Jacobs.
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THE TRUTH ABOUT PEREZ HILTON
TWO INTERVIEWS UP
http://lemaisondebrandon.blogspot.com/
Brandon's NO1 fansite on the NETTE!
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At June 25, 2006 11:29 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

First of all, would you PLEASE stop subjecting the reader to some variation of "this site started as a complete joke, hehe, it wasn't supposed to be up for more than a day, hahahaha, but everyone got upset when I said I was going to close it, can you believe I'm still here lolz." Yes, we get it already, none of this important to you, it's not your fault, you are a man of means who doesn't need to be doing this, it's taken a life of its own, what can you do, hehe, LOL.

Secondly, for you to suggest that Marc Jacobs and Michael Lucas are nobodies shows your ignorance. They may be degenerates, but they are notable ones, and you don;t need to be a gay man to know that (I'm not). By way of comparison, I'm sure you know who Tommy Hilfiger and Joe Francis are and would not call them "nobodies."

Third, as usual, you're missing the bigger story to emerge from Perez's site of late, which is that his community is turning on the big self-hating headcase. But I guess it's easier for you to just say he's "fucking gross" and spend your time tediously answering every word of people's comments instead. Go nuts, dude. hehe. LOL.

 
At June 25, 2006 12:13 PM, Blogger Bedazzler said...

Gurl (i'm not), what is with the people who write the essays, about stupido shitze. laters breakfastzzzzzzzzz

 
At June 25, 2006 12:17 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thatperson must have forgot they was dealing with your remedial reading skillz bedazzler. LOLZapaloser

 
At June 25, 2006 4:26 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

"Do you not know who Marc Jacobs is?"

Nope, and I don't give a fuck either.


"Don't complain that he's not posting about celebrities when you're the one who doesn't even know shit about whose hot in fashion."

You got me there! I sure don't give a fuck about fashion whatsoever. The thing is though, just because someone's known in their industry, doesn't make them a fuckin' celebrity.

I was well known in the online/computer world a few years ago and had some slight media coverage here and there, so does that make me a celebrity worth talking about? Fuck no! Get a grip retard.


"By the way the NY post ran an article on Jason and Marc breaking up like a week ago... Surely because "nobody cares""

Last time I checked the NY Post wasn't a gossip rag, so this was probably a real story. However, when people visit Perez's site they expect celebrity gossip, not some picture of a fashion designer and his boyfriend with fake cum coming out of their mouths.

 
At June 25, 2006 4:57 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

"First of all, would you PLEASE stop subjecting the reader to some variation of "this site started as a complete joke, hehe, it wasn't supposed to be up for more than a day..."

I actually completely agree with you on this one. I was just getting tired of ignorant Perez lovers coming here and saying the same shit over and over without reading any other comments (which would have answered their stupid fucking question).

That's why I've updated the "Welcome!" post to have this information on it, so any time someone says the same old shit again I'm just pointing them there instead. I realized yesterday that I was saying that same crap WAAAY too many times.


"Secondly, for you to suggest that Marc Jacobs and Michael Lucas are nobodies shows your ignorance."

Well of course I've heard of 'em and know a little bit, but as far as I'm concerned I don't exactly consider them celebrities.


"I'm sure you know who Tommy Hilfiger and Joe Francis are and would not call them "nobodies.""

I wouldn't say nobodies, but I also personally wouldn't consider them celebrities.


"Third, as usual, you're missing the bigger story to emerge from Perez's site of late, which is that his community is turning on the big self-hating headcase."

Nope, I picked that up loud and clear. Thanks for the heads up though.


"spend your time tediously answering every word of people's comments"

You're right, I should just ignore everyone that posts or delete their comments like Perez. Websites wouldn't be shit without the people that visit them, so why not chat with them if they have something to say?

 
At June 25, 2006 9:25 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

^ aww you erased my comment.

that was my point my pal. everything's getting to you cuz deep down you know you don't have any good reason for this..

(..other than latent jealousy)

i know how that feels cause i've experienced it like everyone else.

 
At June 25, 2006 9:28 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

^^^ - Oh yes, this is all getting to me quite a bit. All these words are cutting me like a knife.

All it means is that your post was probably something really stupid.

 
At June 26, 2006 1:28 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

To the moron, oops, I mean morons (yeah right), who posted the 4 really long Perez-loving comments on here this morning and made it seem like multiple people, that was pretty sad.

You're taking this way too seriously and you need to get a grip on reality.

Calling Perez a "mover and a shaker" and a "visionary" almost made me cry from laughing so hard.

Saying that you know me based on this site is a complete joke. Do you really think this is who I am?

Saying that I brag all the time on here is a nice exaggeration. I've given a few bits of information about my personal life in order to give a bit of backup info for why I was saying something else. Besides, do you really think everything I've said about myself is true? I'm trying to be anonymous here remember.

Within 4 comments from "different people" you asked me to reveal myself 5 times. Maybe tone it down a little bit Perez, that was just way too obvious.

 
At June 26, 2006 1:41 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

(deletes another comment)

Good lord, when are you morons going to learn that your long-winded BS posts about Perez are going to be deleted?

This is Perez bashing site, not Perez loving site.

Stop wasting both of our time (although it's mostly yours, it only takes me a second to delete your gibberish).

 
At June 26, 2006 1:52 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

(deletes yet another comment)

*sigh*

Have you not realized yet that I'm deleting your comments because it seems to be pissing you off so much?

This is great! Keep it up.

 

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