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Tuesday, June 20, 2006

I Stand Corrected  

Well appparently this post wasn't what I thought it was after all. Instead, it was just another example of how fucked up Perez's systems really are. Maybe the mouse in the wheel that runs his server is getting tired?!

How shitty of a system do you need to have stuff like this just "happen"? Does anyone have experience with Movable Type, because I'd really like to know what's going on here... it's supposed to be a very good system, but from what I've seen it blows goats.

petrucchio sent in this example, which shows a response appearing 18 minutes before the comment they're responding to (Ashley & Grace). Like WTF?! How can there be such a discrepancy?

I guess this would also explain why his actual post showed up roughly 30 minutes after the timestamp on it. It's retarded, but I guess that's just the way his system works.

However, all of this aside, I still think Perez is a giant douche, haha.

Thanks for the heads up petrucchio! I wouldn't have believed his systems were this fucked up unless I saw it myself, which I now have.

PS - For the conspiracy theorists out there, it really wouldn't have been that hard for Perez to modify these comments (the ones that petrucchio sent in) so that one of his pro-Perez puppets might pick up on it and come here to bitch. But other visitors of this site (such as Brandon), have also said that his comments are completely screwed, so I have a feeling that's not what happened here (and Brandon is not a fan of Perez's, so he wouldn't be trying to help him cover something like this up).

PPS - It's too bad this wasn't Perez making up comments and changing timestamps after all. I was actually in contact with "Kim" and she did in fact confirm that our comments were 1st and 2nd. It would've been nice to tell everyone that said these pics were fake to go fuck themselves! :) This does, however, confirm just how screwed up Perez's systems are.

     [ by PoorAss Hilton, 6/20/2006   --


At June 20, 2006 8:47 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

noooooooo! i was really hoping you finally busted that fag pig

At June 20, 2006 9:17 PM, Anonymous sex toy sniffer said...

Kudos for you, at least you rectify an error honestly. Perez sadly seems like the kind of person who would do something like change times, and modify. He's still a tool.

At June 20, 2006 9:38 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Perez is still a piece of shit! Nothing he can do to change that.

At June 20, 2006 9:56 PM, Blogger dreamingofdavey said...


I just seen the fatty on TV...

I knew TV was evil, and that proves my point totally.


At June 20, 2006 10:07 PM, Anonymous Mishima said...

Fat Elvis can now afford moderators to clean up after his shite...like the bottom rung circus workers that used to clean up the elephant dung.

PoorAss, I now have changed my opinion of Perez as a human being after you posted the story of his tina-fueled check fraud.

I only wish that one of your readers had access to a criminal database so we could all know the outcome of his criminal case.

At June 20, 2006 10:59 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...


"I just seen the fatty on TV...

I knew TV was evil, and that proves my point totally.

I too was just subjected to Perez on MOD. And oddly enough, I started to get a headache as soon as Perez came on (I'm not kidding, I just took to tylenol).

It's sad that Perez was in Canada. Even though he was 3,000kms away from where I live, my entire country feels soiled now :(

At June 21, 2006 5:00 AM, Blogger Patterson said...

Hey PAH, a site I contribute to www.queerclick.com (So NSFW kids!) uses wordtype as our platform, and basically when you post you have the option to post live (right away) or time you postings to the hour/minute/second. So you could techically post live, then go back edit then repost at a later time, with the comments in place. WT also allows you to edit any and all comments. Anyways I posted a blast to his royal foulness on his latest Lance post, at 8am in the morning by that point there were about 36 comments, when I checked later when I came home it was 76 post and mine was missing, maybecause I called Maria, er Mario and let him have it over the fact that he no right what so ever to be the one who decides who and when someone comes out, it's an extremely personnal decision, if if they are dating, and I told him he sets a bad example for young gay men who may be struggling with their sexual identity and that his blasting to out people on his site scares young kids, besides his donkey ass jaw.

At June 21, 2006 7:43 AM, Anonymous petrucchio said...

Dude (or Dudette) - you rule for setting the record straight, something that Perez would NEVER do. Kudos.

At June 21, 2006 5:05 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...


"a site I contribute to www.queerclick.com (So NSFW kids!)"

Is it ever NSFW! LOL! It started off harmless enough, and then WHAM! haha. Not a bad lookin' site... if there were a straight version I would totally be a regular visitor, hehe.

"when you post you have the option to post live (right away) or time you postings to the hour/minute/second."

Yeah, I guess that could explain why the time on his article was 30 minutes or so off. Still wondering about the incredibly screwed up comments though.

"I called Maria, er Mario and let him have it over the fact that he no right what so ever to be the one who decides who and when someone comes out"

I've seen others post roughly the same thing on there, and it's SOOO true. Especially since Perez is gay, he of all people should know what an asshole move that is. I guess given that Lance is in the public eye he figured it was ok, but still, isn't there some sort of unspoken code about something like that? I guess getting a scoop on a story is worth more to Perez.

At June 21, 2006 5:10 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...


"Dude (or Dudette) - you rule for setting the record straight"

Well as much as I'd like Perez to be seen for the pud that he is, I definitely wouldn't try to cover something like this up. Honest mistake based on what I'd seen, that's all.

And I'm glad it gave some more insight into just how fucked up his system is, hehe.

At June 21, 2006 6:57 PM, Anonymous Tonya said...

I told that refugee person in the other comments that if you felt you were mistaken, you'd admit it. I knew it. Not everyone is as idiotic as Perez.

Way to go Poorass.

At June 21, 2006 7:23 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...


Well thanks for having faith! hehe I definitely wouldn't try to cover it up, especially since it was just an honest mistake based on Perez's retarded blog system.

At June 21, 2006 9:04 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you pay attention to the idiots who post "first" and the people commenting on what losers they are, you can see that sometimes they are out of whack. His whole freakin' sight sucks. Enuf said.


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