PoorAss Hilton
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Tuesday, June 20, 2006


Caption Me  

     [ by Anonymous, 6/20/2006   --




23 Comments:

At June 21, 2006 12:05 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

FIRST!

 
At June 21, 2006 12:11 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Hey little boy, do you want to try my candy?"

 
At June 21, 2006 12:15 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

ewwww!

 
At June 21, 2006 12:21 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's seriously just gross.

 
At June 21, 2006 12:31 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

From the Suck Up How To Guide:

When just kissing the arse of your favorite celebuslut isn't enough..enjoy the intoxicating aroma of her fetid crotch by sniffing her used dildo.

 
At June 21, 2006 1:57 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Is this thing on?"

 
At June 21, 2006 11:21 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

If I do this will you let me come with you to crappy cellphone parties?

 
At June 21, 2006 11:43 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lmao...
Of topic: If you go to google and type in
pepperes and put stupid in""..

guess who comes up as number one?

 
At June 21, 2006 11:44 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Type in peppered and put stupid in ""

guess who comes up..

http://www.google.com/search?hs=j56&hl=en&lr=&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial_s&q=peppered+stupid&btnG=Search

 
At June 21, 2006 2:18 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

MY EYES!!

Won't somebody please stop the burning??

 
At June 21, 2006 3:17 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did my comment get deleted here too??

WTF is going on ??
Are you turning into a perez now?

 
At June 21, 2006 3:21 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

"I HAVE TO LICK IT, 'CUZ I CAN'T STICK IT"

 
At June 21, 2006 3:57 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

NAA it was just a lame ass article about Perez.
It was all jumbled when I copied it so it just stayed that way.

You really aren't missing a thing.
Just wanted to make sure I wasn't in any trouble. :)
Thanks for clearing it up for me.

 
At June 21, 2006 5:36 PM, Blogger Kontradiction said...

baby, keep it up! you're wondeful!

 
At June 21, 2006 7:01 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am so disgusted that I have nothing to comment.

 
At June 21, 2006 7:09 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

That is such a wierd smirk he has while smelling a plastic sex toy. It's really creeeeeeeeeeepy. Maybe he is OD'g on some recreational "e". He's hideous.

 
At June 21, 2006 7:49 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did you see this, poorass? Thought you might get a kick...

 
At June 21, 2006 9:45 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's one UGLY tool. And I don't mean the vibrator.

 
At June 22, 2006 4:05 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

The company that named this toy after Perez is very smart. They know that he's a media whore that will promote anything that will make him a buck, especially something with his name on it.

 
At June 23, 2006 6:15 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why did MY post get deleted? I said that I thought Perez looked good in this picture, though he is still a douche. Poof gone. What happened?

 
At June 23, 2006 3:08 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Didn't think you were deleting PoorAss, just thought there was a glitch. Nonetheless, I am a tard lol.

 
At June 23, 2006 5:30 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Your site was funny for a day, PoorAss. Now it s lame and boring. It will last another 2 weeks.

 
At June 23, 2006 9:30 PM, Blogger Bedazzler said...

Well I started one about Brandon Eller and I thought I'd be doing it for a week, and I'm still doing it 4 months later and getting more sick enjoyment out of it than ever!

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