PoorAss Hilton
(aka. Paris Hilton's Newest Fashion Accessory)

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Tuesday, June 20, 2006


Caption Me  

     [ by PoorAss Hilton, 6/20/2006   --




41 Comments:

At June 21, 2006 12:05 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

FIRST!

 
At June 21, 2006 12:07 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

AND PS, I CAN'T COMMENT ON THIS PICTURE BECAUSE I AM GOING TO FUCKING PUKE

 
At June 21, 2006 12:11 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Hey little boy, do you want to try my candy?"

 
At June 21, 2006 12:15 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

ewwww!

 
At June 21, 2006 12:21 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's seriously just gross.

 
At June 21, 2006 12:31 AM, Anonymous Scotland The Brave said...

From the Suck Up How To Guide:

When just kissing the arse of your favorite celebuslut isn't enough..enjoy the intoxicating aroma of her fetid crotch by sniffing her used dildo.

 
At June 21, 2006 12:52 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

HE'S SUCH A PERVERT!!!

 
At June 21, 2006 1:23 AM, Blogger dreamingofdavey said...

"You claim this dropped right out from between Paris's legs??? ~~sniff sniff snuff~~ yep. Paris alright."

 
At June 21, 2006 1:57 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Is this thing on?"

 
At June 21, 2006 7:51 AM, Blogger superherofan said...

Caption me: Perez Jr. The DE-Sperminator.

 
At June 21, 2006 11:11 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hmmm...

 
At June 21, 2006 11:21 AM, Anonymous Halo said...

If I do this will you let me come with you to crappy cellphone parties?

 
At June 21, 2006 11:43 AM, Anonymous Halo said...

Lmao...
Of topic: If you go to google and type in
pepperes and put stupid in""..

guess who comes up as number one?

 
At June 21, 2006 11:44 AM, Anonymous halo said...

Type in peppered and put stupid in ""

guess who comes up..

http://www.google.com/search?hs=j56&hl=en&lr=&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial_s&q=peppered+stupid&btnG=Search

 
At June 21, 2006 2:18 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

MY EYES!!

Won't somebody please stop the burning??

 
At June 21, 2006 3:17 PM, Anonymous perez cock said...

Did my comment get deleted here too??

WTF is going on ??
Are you turning into a perez now?

 
At June 21, 2006 3:21 PM, Anonymous Bea Gass said...

"I HAVE TO LICK IT, 'CUZ I CAN'T STICK IT"

 
At June 21, 2006 3:35 PM, Blogger Patterson said...

oh my GO halo, I did it peppered+stupid in google brings you to the word of the week... and the comments as usual priceless. God love Maria, er Mario!

 
At June 21, 2006 3:56 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

perez cock

"Did my comment get deleted here too??"

Yeah man. Nothing personal, I just couldn't even tell what I was reading.

It started out with a ")" and just jumped into something about 'Jennifer' needing to know something, so it seemed like the beginning was missing whatever it was. It ended with a comma and didn't seem to finish whatever it was supposed to be. And the links that were talked about weren't there.

Then I noticed the exact same thing posted on another article, so I actually thought it was someone just using your name.

Quite simply, I didn't know what it was that I was reading and it didn't make sense, so I figured other visitors of this site would think the same thing.

Like I said, nothing personal. If you want to repost the entire thing by all means.

 
At June 21, 2006 3:57 PM, Anonymous Perez cock said...

NAA it was just a lame ass article about Perez.
It was all jumbled when I copied it so it just stayed that way.

You really aren't missing a thing.
Just wanted to make sure I wasn't in any trouble. :)
Thanks for clearing it up for me.

 
At June 21, 2006 3:59 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

Perez cock

LOL! No, not in trouble, hehe. And if it was something lame about Perez, I'd definitely be interested in seeing the whole thing, hehe.

Do you still have the link handy at all?

 
At June 21, 2006 4:49 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

dreamingofdavey

Oh god! Anyone that gets that close to one of Parisite's sex toys would need to be quarantined.

 
At June 21, 2006 5:24 PM, Blogger Anouka said...

if he shaped up and hit the gym and stopped brownnosing, he has the potential to be a bonafide hottie. its too bad men are allowed to be slobs and women aren't.

and for a gay man, is he not getting any at home to be hanging out with so many women?

 
At June 21, 2006 5:36 PM, Blogger Kontradiction said...

baby, keep it up! you're wondeful!

 
At June 21, 2006 6:29 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

Anouka

"and for a gay man, is he not getting any at home to be hanging out with so many women?"

I think he's just hoping that eventually Parisite or one of her dirty friends will feel sorry (more sorry, that is) for him and hook him up with some gay greek heir.

 
At June 21, 2006 7:01 PM, Anonymous Tonya said...

I am so disgusted that I have nothing to comment.

 
At June 21, 2006 7:09 PM, Anonymous life's a bitch and so am I said...

That is such a wierd smirk he has while smelling a plastic sex toy. It's really creeeeeeeeeeepy. Maybe he is OD'g on some recreational "e". He's hideous.

 
At June 21, 2006 7:49 PM, Anonymous petrucchio said...

Did you see this, poorass? Thought you might get a kick...

 
At June 21, 2006 9:40 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

petrucchio

HAHAHAHAH! I don't know why I even looked at the poll results, I knew he'd be last, hehe.

 
At June 21, 2006 9:45 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's one UGLY tool. And I don't mean the vibrator.

 
At June 22, 2006 6:13 AM, Blogger superherofan said...

anon 9:45... that is some funny shiznit! And OH SO true!

 
At June 22, 2006 4:05 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

The company that named this toy after Perez is very smart. They know that he's a media whore that will promote anything that will make him a buck, especially something with his name on it.

 
At June 23, 2006 6:15 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why did MY post get deleted? I said that I thought Perez looked good in this picture, though he is still a douche. Poof gone. What happened?

 
At June 23, 2006 8:19 AM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

^^^ - Oh I dunno, maybe it's because you posted it HERE.

Unless it's a blatant advertisement or something that doesn't make sense whatsoever, I'm not going to delete it.

What would be the point in deleting a post calling Perez a douche? I'd sooner give you a fuckin' medal.

 
At June 23, 2006 3:08 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Didn't think you were deleting PoorAss, just thought there was a glitch. Nonetheless, I am a tard lol.

 
At June 23, 2006 5:30 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Your site was funny for a day, PoorAss. Now it s lame and boring. It will last another 2 weeks.

 
At June 23, 2006 5:39 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

"Your site was funny for a day, PoorAss. Now it s lame and boring. It will last another 2 weeks."

I'm thinking more like a week and a half.

 
At June 23, 2006 9:30 PM, Blogger Bedazzler said...

Well I started one about Brandon Eller and I thought I'd be doing it for a week, and I'm still doing it 4 months later and getting more sick enjoyment out of it than ever!

---------------------------------------------
THE TRUTH ABOUT PEREZ HILTON
TWO INTERVIEWS UP
http://lemaisondebrandon.blogspot.com/
---------------------------------------------

 
At June 23, 2006 11:59 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

Bedazzler

"Well I started one about Brandon Eller and I thought I'd be doing it for a week, and I'm still doing it 4 months later and getting more sick enjoyment out of it than ever!"

Well I'd be very surprised if I'm still running this site in 4 months. VERY surprised.

I have a feeling it's going to be passed off to someone else within a month, if not sooner.

 
At June 25, 2006 11:29 AM, Blogger Bedazzler said...

More to the point, what does the Perez Senior look like. Don't fossils crack open up your ass, and come back to life. And claw your lower intestine out for fun. Just sayin'.!!!

 
At June 25, 2006 4:44 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

^^^ - Ummm, Bedazzler, I think you may need professional counselling, LOL!

 

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