PoorAss Hilton
(aka. Paris Hilton's Newest Fashion Accessory)

PerezHilton.com -- Now with 10% real content!

Tuesday, June 20, 2006

"Introducing: The Perez, Jr."  (view)

Oh god, I think I'm gonna throw up. Why do you have it up to your mouth like you're gonna lick it you sick fuck? It's not a microphone.

My source (my imagination) says that Perez had "Perez Jr." stuck you know where just before this picture was taken. I just hope he has some wet naps to wipe his upper lip with.

You know what though, it does kind of remind me of Perez's unit... short, deformed, skinny, sterile.

And you know what. I didn't want to get into doing Perez-like shit, such as the "Fill in the blank", "Caption Me", etc. sort of posts, but c'mon, how can I not get readers to caption this one?!

     [ by PoorAss Hilton, 6/20/2006   --


At June 21, 2006 12:05 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...


At June 21, 2006 12:18 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why wouldn't they use the name of a real celebrity? Sales are going to bomb.

At June 21, 2006 12:26 AM, Anonymous Xtina said...

Oh my god he thinks hes a celebrity now? I hate shady fags like that. I hear that he has skid marks in his underwear. Dingleberry Hilton! LOL

At June 21, 2006 12:49 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I was just thinking "I HOPE Perez is sterile", but then it hit me, it doesn't matter! He can't reproduce if he's gay, so we can all sleep happy knowing there will never be little Perezes running around!

At June 21, 2006 8:51 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

this is the best site ever!

At June 21, 2006 9:03 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

GREAT idea for this site..."Perez" is such a total fucking idiot, and sadly he believes his own bloated hype. BUT, as a magazine writer myself I know: if you want to help expedite his fifteen-minutes-of-fame you gotta dig around and get some REAL content! C'mon, this wienerschnitzel must be pissing off every real player in H'wood. FIND SOMETHING TANGIBLE and then you can will get more traffic to your site and really expose the fat twerp. Good luck! (I'll keep checking your site in the meantime...and I'll tell my friends!)

At June 21, 2006 3:16 PM, Anonymous Bea Gass said...

i do believe Pee-wee-rez is too damn fat to self-insert anything in his own ass. he might have to purchase an extension to get the full effect. and i cant imagine what his ass smells like since he probably cant wipe completely.


At June 21, 2006 3:18 PM, Anonymous perez cock said...

Another comment of mine deleted.

Explain why please.

At June 21, 2006 3:43 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

perez cock

"Another comment of mine deleted.

Explain why please.

Yeah man. Nothing personal, I just couldn't even tell what I was reading.

It started out with a ")" and just jumped into something about 'Jennifer' needing to know something, so it seemed like the beginning was missing whatever it was. It ended with a comma and didn't seem to finish whatever it was supposed to be. And the links that were talked about weren't there.

Then I noticed the exact same thing posted on another article, so I actually thought it was someone just using your name.

Quit simply, I didn't know what it was that I was reading and it didn't make sense, so I figured other visitors of this site would think the same thing.

Like I said, nothing personal. If you want to repost the entire thing by all means.

At June 21, 2006 5:26 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

"BUT, as a magazine writer myself I know: if you want to help expedite his fifteen-minutes-of-fame you gotta dig around and get some REAL content!"

Well with the number of people that he pisses off, it's only a matter of time before someone exposes his sorry ass for something ridiculous. I'm pretty sure if there were anything online to find it would have already been found, and I really don't want to try digging dirt up on the guy in real life or anything like that. It's just not the reason I started this site.

However, if anyone ever gets a scoop on the guy, you can be sure it's gonna be posted on here, hehe.

"FIND SOMETHING TANGIBLE and then you can will get more traffic to your site and really expose the fat twerp."

I don't really have any interest in being an investigative reporter or anything like that, this site is just for fun. As much as I'd like people to see who Perez really is, he isn't really worth the time in the grand scheme of things. He's going to get exposed, it's just a matter of time.

At June 21, 2006 6:59 PM, Anonymous Tonya said...

I have never been as disgusted as when I read his post last night and saw that big dildo touching his mouth.

He's scum.

At June 21, 2006 9:01 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Poorass, you complain about posts being blocked, deleted and altered at Perez's site yet you do it here. Not good. Don't stoop to his level.

At June 21, 2006 9:38 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

^^^ - So you'd prefer that I leave blatant advertisements and posts that don't make sense up here?

The post above that talks about me deleting posts... read the whole thing before you jump the gun.

At June 22, 2006 11:18 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Perez looks great in this photo, though he is still a douche.


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