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Tuesday, June 20, 2006

"Perezzle On The Televizzle"  (view)

Did everyone check out the Toronto Star article on Perez? The last quote just fuckin' slayed me.

"Hilton says he breaks major celebrity news on a daily basis"

HAHAHAH... and by "major celebrity news" he meant that he writes "I (heart) cock" on random pictures of straight people.

"I consider myself more than just a blogger and more like an entertainer"

Well you certainly entertain me Perez. It's hard not to when you're such a fuckup.

"I will not lie. I work so hard to gain trust from the reader"

You know what, I'm not even going to comment on this one. Talk amongst yourselves.

     [ by PoorAss Hilton, 6/20/2006   --


At June 21, 2006 12:05 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...


At June 21, 2006 12:10 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

perez doesn't evenr eally care about celebrity gossip anymore. it's all about self promotion. i wonder why they left THAT out of the article.

At June 21, 2006 12:19 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

The reader's trust?!?!?!?! OMG, that's by far the funniest thing I've ever seen.

I'm a long time reader of Perez's site, and it's just turned into garbage now. He didn't earn my trust, he just made me hate his lame ass.

At June 21, 2006 1:05 AM, Anonymous Scotland The Brave said...

Gossip GangSTAR? Oh, for the love of all that is holy... slowly slipping into a coma as a result of Perez's over-inflated ego..50 cc of humility..STAT!!

At June 21, 2006 1:25 AM, Blogger dreamingofdavey said...

I am with you on this one..

I just have nothing to say...


At June 21, 2006 3:33 PM, Anonymous *tara said...

i'm sick of hearing about paris hilton, lindsay lohan, star jones, britney/kevin, pete doherty, and jessica/nick. oh...lest we forget, 'princess frostylocks'.
someone needs to tell this "celebrity blogger/entertainer" there are other REAL celebs out there, doing more interesting things than snorting coke and drinking lemonade.

At June 21, 2006 3:53 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...


"here are other REAL celebs out there, doing more interesting things than snorting coke and drinking lemonade"

Yes, but to Perez there's nothing more interesting then kissing the asses of his celebrity friends. It doesn't matter what his readers want at all.

At June 21, 2006 4:47 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

Scotland The Brave

"Gossip GangSTAR? Oh, for the love of all that is holy"

Glad I'm not the only one that noticed he emphasized the 'star' part. He's such a dork.

At June 21, 2006 9:45 PM, Anonymous Life's a bitch blah blah blah said...

Let's face it - He's the white version of Star Jones. Encumbered with the same undeserved sense of entitlement.

He's an entertainer breaking Hollywood scoopage daily? I think not. I wanna slap him silly right now.

At June 23, 2006 5:14 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

The only thing Mario breaks is wind ...

At June 23, 2006 5:22 PM, Anonymous perez needs help said...

and he can't even do THAT right. i hear he sometimes shits himself by accident.


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