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"Perezzle On The Televizzle" (view) |
Did everyone check out the Toronto Star article on Perez? The last quote just fuckin' slayed me.
"Hilton says he breaks major celebrity news on a daily basis"
HAHAHAH... and by "major celebrity news" he meant that he writes "I (heart) cock" on random pictures of straight people.
"I consider myself more than just a blogger and more like an entertainer"
Well you certainly entertain me Perez. It's hard not to when you're such a fuckup.
"I will not lie. I work so hard to gain trust from the reader"
You know what, I'm not even going to comment on this one. Talk amongst yourselves.
[ by Anonymous, 6/20/2006 --
 
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7 Comments:
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perez doesn't evenr eally care about celebrity gossip anymore. it's all about self promotion. i wonder why they left THAT out of the article.
Gossip GangSTAR? Oh, for the love of all that is holy... slowly slipping into a coma as a result of Perez's over-inflated ego..50 cc of humility..STAT!!
i'm sick of hearing about paris hilton, lindsay lohan, star jones, britney/kevin, pete doherty, and jessica/nick. oh...lest we forget, 'princess frostylocks'.
someone needs to tell this "celebrity blogger/entertainer" there are other REAL celebs out there, doing more interesting things than snorting coke and drinking lemonade.
Let's face it - He's the white version of Star Jones. Encumbered with the same undeserved sense of entitlement.
He's an entertainer breaking Hollywood scoopage daily? I think not. I wanna slap him silly right now.
The only thing Mario breaks is wind ...
and he can't even do THAT right. i hear he sometimes shits himself by accident.
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