If You're Friends With P.....

Then you just want some shameless plug on his site!

I love that song by The Rentals, but now it annoyingly reminds me of the Pretzle. (sigh)

YOU KNOW WHAT DAY IT IS??

It's name Perez day! (loud clapping and screaming from the non audience)

I want you all to put on your thinking caps, and hit me up with the nicknames you might have for Mr.P himself. For example, I have taken to calling him:

Pretzle
Mr.PeePee
GrossAssLoser (ha ha - I kid, I kid)

I want a FLOOD of non-ANON responses to this. I believe in ya'll. I know that we can come up with some of the best names for this dude. I will then put together a list, allow you to vote, and announce a "winner" at the end of it all, and address Pretzle by that name on the site.

Man oh man, I am a total loser. I get WAY too much pleasure with these posts, and to be honest with you, I don't really give a rats ass about Pretzle. It is just too much fun to see his idiocy shine through, and being a gossip monger I get mad at how he "spins" his shit. But if I ever was at a party with him (which might be more likely now that I am moving from NYC to LA!!) I would probably go over to him, say that I am totally addicted to his site, get a pic with him, and post it on this site, and title it - 'Running with the Devil' or something like that. I might just have to run by the "Office" one day and see the Pretz in action. Maybe throw a can of paint on him, to see if he posts it! LOL. I am really not that bold.

Okay, enough of all this. Please come up with the sharpest, most wicked names for Mr.P that you can, submit them and let the GAMES BEGIN!!!!

Whoreanusly yours,
Ms. PoorAss Hilton

PS - Does anyone else notice how tight those jeans are on him, or how the zipper looks like it is going to bust open and let out SuperP? EEEEWWWW!!!