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Wednesday, June 28, 2006

Pukishly "Pig Play" Perez  

“I get stories because people know that I will never lie, or make things up, or pay for information. I apply a journalistic standard to my work.”~Perez Hilton

Whoreanusly yours,
Ms. PoorAss Hilton

     [ by Ms.PoorAssHilton, 6/28/2006   --


At June 28, 2006 10:55 AM, Anonymous LARA said...

Oh my God!!! did he actually say that? He must be in denial BIG TIME! This is a lie from the very beginning, for starters he is not a real journalist, and second of all, EVERYBODY knows he is a FAT ASS liar!!!

At June 28, 2006 10:59 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ugh. He is vile.

At June 28, 2006 11:03 AM, Anonymous petrucchio said...

Sweet Jesus. I can't believe he actually uttered that crap. Or should I say uddered? What a fucking liar.

At June 28, 2006 12:07 PM, Blogger Ms.PoorAssHilton said...

He said it, it is true. "Udderly" ridiculous, I admit. Glad I have this shovel to dig it up.

At June 28, 2006 1:03 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

He looks like he's really trying to look tough in that picture. Like really trying. Ick. He probaby can't see his purposely bought retro sneakers.

At June 28, 2006 1:32 PM, Anonymous tonya said...

"i will never lie"

HAHAHAHAHA, that's a lie in itself.

I detest him.

At June 28, 2006 1:47 PM, Anonymous Eliza said...

He´s a big fat joke, she should be banned. have you seen the captions she writes on the celebrity pictures, they are way too tacky, even for him. You would think that if a man is gay, he should be more interesting, but he is the exception that confirms the rule!!!!

At June 28, 2006 3:04 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

He is full of so much bullcrap, "I will never lie"

Come on, Perez...seriously...do you even believe that? I'm surprised he could keep a straight face!

What a loser.

At June 28, 2006 3:50 PM, Blogger superherofan said...

Has anyone seen this link yet:


Perizzle truly EXPOSED!

At June 28, 2006 4:12 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

His clothes look filthy. He's standing at a 3/4 turn and holding that phreak photo up to cover his fatness.

At June 28, 2006 4:16 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

What's pathologically most bizarre about Perezzle is his compulsion to try and "Out" celebrities he thinks/assumes/wishes are homosexual. Um. Clearly he has no stable intimate relationships of his own, so he spends hours and hours focusing and speculating on others. It's actually quite sad...he should invest 1% of the time bagging on Lance Bass (and btw, who CARES if he's gay or straight? Hopefully he's just happy and fulfilled w/ or w/out Reichen!)and find his OWN soulmate. Maybe then Pepperezzle wouldn't be so pathetically vindictive + insecure about other people's private relationships...n'est-ce pas?

At June 28, 2006 5:29 PM, Blogger Ms.PoorAssHilton said...

Oh you anonymous users- Come up with a good handle please? Try to tickle me, make us all laugh. Use as inspiration, "life is a bitch and so am I" or any of the clever handles out there. Sheeeeet. Make up something like, "I like Jello! *wrestling in it that is*". Anything is better than the blander than bland "anonymous". How boring and un-entertaining.

That said, I totally agree with you! He spends so much time pushing open the closet door and talking with a megaphone to anyone who will listen about these celebs who obviously wish to keep their private lives private. Don't get me wrong, I wish out everyone so that society will accept them better, but I do not think that some little sausage pants should take it upon his resonsibility to out everyone in Hollywood just because he has a profile on ManHunt.net, Let the gay be gay, let them be closeted in shame. He should not toss upon them the need to do something outside their own comfort zone. Just shows you what a dick he is beyond the one he likes to pig style....or whatever that nasty thing is. I like to forget stuff like that.

Whoreanusly yours,
Ms. PoorAss Hilton

At June 28, 2006 5:51 PM, Anonymous Lindsay Morgan Lohan said...

ok, ok I'll hide in the shadows no longer...that was MY comment before about Mr. Mario and the pathetic sublimation of his own lovelife by attacking others and taking it upon himself to "Out" 'em all, gay or straight. Lance Bass in particular.

LOVE the site, btw. Please keep on doing that voodoo that you do, Ms. P!

At June 28, 2006 6:03 PM, Blogger Ms.PoorAssHilton said...

Okay, okay I giggled hardcore a the "Lindsay Morgan Lohan" handle. Way to go ANON!!!

One closeted out...lets see how many more gain the courage!!

Whoreanusly yours,
Ms. PoorAss Hilton

At June 28, 2006 7:49 PM, Anonymous C. Nixon said...

I hate how he wants to get everybody out of the closet, he gets so excited thinking about people who may or not be gay. He sounds desperate,I mean, has he nothing more interesting to post? God he is pathetic!!!

At June 28, 2006 8:09 PM, Anonymous Snozzberries said...

I wasn't aware until you posted, my dear MPaH that we could post other than anonymous if we didn't have a blogger account. Thank you for clearing my head on that.

At June 28, 2006 8:37 PM, Anonymous Bleach My Eyeballs Please said...

Saints preserve us, I can't get the "pig play" out of my head!

At June 28, 2006 8:52 PM, Blogger Kontradiction said...

he's so fulll of shyt, i mean, really!!

At June 29, 2006 12:17 AM, Anonymous perez is a douche said...

Good lord, he actually SAID that?!

Was that in an article somewhere? An interview?

At June 29, 2006 4:51 AM, Blogger Ms.PoorAssHilton said...

Yes, yes, it was an article online. I am going to do my best to post the atrocious comments that flow from the free form mouth of Prez. I might not always credit my comments, as it is so fun to make everyone wonder. If you email me, I will be more than happy to supply a link.
Hee hee. I AM a bitch!

At June 29, 2006 4:07 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

This fat douch bag was nothing more than an out-of-work actor who told many a friend only two years ago that he was thinking of committing suicide. In fact, he said as much at the end of 2005 on his own website.

He's a bottom feeder (that goes for being a bottom himself) who is the very soul of being an outsider who will NEVER be invited to the real party.

At June 29, 2006 6:29 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah. "Journalistic standard." Do journalistic standards really include plagiarism? Or swiping material from other sources uncredited? PH is such a nervy twit.

At June 30, 2006 11:01 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

His writing is as close to journalism as a fucking a knock-knock joke, sans the humor. His "entries" are one to two poorly written sentences, with iditoic self references. He's so far beyond bad.

At July 01, 2006 7:24 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Perez WANTS you to ring him up on the telephone!


(also known as Perez)

lives at:

WEST HOLLYWOOD, CA 90046 (323) 822-0392

This may be outdated:

NEW YORK, NY 10014
(212) 352-2033

Now that you have his phone number, call Perez and let him know what you think of:

-His outing other homosexuals
-His surly responses to fans
-His rapidly expanding waistline
-His self loathing
-Paris "Herpes" Hilton
-His claims of heterosexual activity with Vanessa
-His fear of Tyson Beckford
-His legal difficulties regarding stolen checks

It's peppered to call Perez - call him tonight!

At July 04, 2006 12:00 AM, Blogger Ms.PoorAssHilton said...

I read this, and if any of you want to try calling, by all means tell me about that conversation.

i am not totally agreeing with his supposed hatred of blacks. I think it is much more simple than that. I think he hates anyone who doesn't love his site. Plain and simple. He is wishy washy. One day he calls Janet fat, the next he touts her hot bod. He always loves Beyonce. Tyson, well obviously Pretzle hit on him or something and that is why the disdain.

Pretzle is a poseur. That is the worst degrading comment my friends and I could think of. Even worse than "cum guzzling gutter slut" which came really, really close.
He might be that too, but bottom line, he is a wannabe poseur.

POSEUR: One who affects a particular attribute, attitude, or identity to impress or influence others.

LMAO. Sooooo the Pretz.

Whoreanusly yours,
Ms. PoorAss Hilton


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