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Friday, June 16, 2006


"Pick Up The New Entertainment Weekly!"  (view)

They actually listed Perez? Have they not seen his site lately? Don't they know it's turned into a personal forum between Perez, Parisite & Lindsay Lohan?

Apparently their standards have gone downhill. Waaaaaay downhill.

The "Best of the Web"... *snicker*

That's just sad.

     [ by PoorAss Hilton, 6/16/2006   --




12 Comments:

At June 16, 2006 2:35 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

FIRST!!!

 
At June 16, 2006 2:37 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

Ok seriously, you're just sitting there hitting refresh waiting for new articles, aren't you?

I can barely get a freakin' article posted, the next thing I know someone's already tagged it with "first".

Whatever floats your boat.

 
At June 16, 2006 3:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

He made the top 100? That's just gross.

 
At June 16, 2006 3:04 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Was it a list of the web's shittiest 100 site?

 
At June 16, 2006 3:54 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Perez isn't even close to being on the same level as some of those other sites.

They must have started making this list a long time ago when his site didn't suck as much.

 
At June 16, 2006 4:16 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did you notice he quit listing when he got to his own site? Like the rest don't even count after that? Or did he just cherry-pick from the list & add his own site on the bottom line?

And...can we just discuss the ridiculousness of the "First!" thing?

 
At June 16, 2006 4:28 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

"And...can we just discuss the ridiculousness of the "First!" thing?"

Can we not and say we did? :P

I've given up on trying to figure out the "first" posters epidemic.

 
At June 16, 2006 8:08 PM, Anonymous Scotland The Brave said...

OK..don't let my wee Gran read my postings or she'd die from my bad language.....

Perhaps you could institute a policy in which those retards who insist on typing "First" have to sniff Paris Hilton's infested crotch. No touching, licking, etc. as that would be cruel and unusual punishment and the Geneva Convention rules are pretty strict about that sort of thing.

Just a thought.....

 
At June 16, 2006 9:40 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

Scotland The Brave

I thought getting within 3 feet of Parisite Hilton was banned back in 2003? One of those toxic warfare bans or something like that.

 
At June 18, 2006 6:30 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wish he would spend some time or hire someone to make his blog more aesthetically pleasing :(

 
At June 18, 2006 6:50 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

^^^ - I agree, but the look of the site should be the least of his worries.

First he should fix it so that it doesn't take 8 years to submit a comment, so that the search box actually works, so you don't sometimes have to wait 10 minutes or longer in between comment posts, and so on.

If he's making so much money from advertisers (and from Parisite), I don't see why he can't fix this crap. It's not like it's hard.

 
At June 18, 2006 7:20 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Agreed. If he's trying to advance himself via his blog or be taken more seriously as a breaking-news-bloggerer (LOL) then he might do the things that you mentioned.

{shrugs}

 

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