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Tuesday, June 20, 2006


FIRST!  

WARNING:

The below article will prove once and for all that Perez doctors the posts and comments on his site. So if you're a Perez lover, you might want to look away.

And for the rest of you... ENJOY! :)

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I wonder how long it's gonna to take Perez to delete this one :) I snuck it in on the following article.

"Lance To Finally Come Out Officially???"



UPDATE:

Well apparently not that long! I just reloaded the site, and not only is my comment gone, but there are 3 new ones that have an earlier timestamp then mine!

This proves that not only does Perez delete comments at will, but he also MAKES UP HIS OWN COMMENTS AND THEN ROLLS THE TIME BACK ON THEM. Notice that "Kim" still has her post on both of these screenshots, and the times are right there.

I just love how he put two negative comments in before the postive one. Yeah, you're sneaky Perez.

Can you say BUSTED!



UPDATE #2:

OMG! Can you believe it actually gets worse? I just noticed that the timestamp on his post is 2:45am, but there's no way in hell this was on his site at this time. I was on his site about 20 minutes before I posted my URL on there and this article was nowhere to be found. The earliest he could have posted this was 3:15am or so.

So now we know he changes the time on posts so that they seem like he had the scoop earlier, aaaahahahahahaha. Was is really worth getting busted so that you could say you had the story 30 minutes earlier then you did?

Perez, you're a fuckin' pud.

PS - Am I ever glad I decided to take a screenshot of my first 'first' on Perez's site :)

UPDATE #3:

To find out what really happened here, check out this post.

     [ by Anonymous, 6/20/2006   --




34 Comments:

At June 20, 2006 12:55 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

FIRST!!

 
At June 20, 2006 1:07 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

niiiiiiiiiiiiiiice!

no way he can deny this one!

 
At June 20, 2006 2:28 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I love this site. Please...keep it up.

 
At June 20, 2006 3:35 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

how come he never mentioned this story in his blog???


Lindsay Lohan Snorting in the Bathroom?

Poor Lindsay Lohan had an unintended public moment in the rest room of a Calvin Klein party last week.

According to witnesses, a gentleman identified as "a gay friend" entered the ladies’ room of the Chinatown Brasserie during a fete for Klein designer and recent CFDA Award winner Francisco Costa.

"He was saying out loud in explanation, ’I’ve got to take care of my friend,’" says a witness.

"He pushed open Lindsay’s bathroom stall, where she was bent over. Lindsay jumped up when she realized the door was open and the onlookers just said, ’Whoa.’"

Some people got the distinctly wrong impression of what she was doing.

But Lindsay’s rep explained: "Her friend went into the ladies’ room, which the attendant okayed, to zip her dress."

Back in December of 2004 Lindsay Lohan misplaced her purse, which was found on a Saturday by a guest at a party at an Upper East Side bar for alums of Providence College. The purse finder was showing off Lohan’s California driver’s license, her black American Express card, and reports said at that time, the finder was also showing off the "cocaine" that was found in her purse. About that time the pictures of her American Express car, and driver’s license showed up on the web. Lindsay’s weight became an issue later, and cocaine use was rumored to be the cause. At the time of the cocaine rumors the picture which appears here showed up on the web.

This latest incident looks incriminating. Why would Lindsay be bent over the toilet? Was she vomiting, washing her hair in the toilet, checking out her big turd? Why would Lindsay need to zip up her dress in the bathroom? Why was it unzipped outside the bathroom? Why would she need permission to zip up her dress? Why couldn’t Lindsay have a friend come in the bathroom with her to zip up the dress, and why did she need a stall to do that? Kind of sounds like she wanted to spend a longer than expected time in the bathroom, and she didn’t want to be interrupted. The explanation given by Lindsay’s rep makes no sense.

Either way, it’s Lindsay’s career, she can trash it if she wants to.


got this from hoolywoodgrind.com

 
At June 20, 2006 3:38 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

As Perez would say "brazilliant!" He's a tool, and you did it! You proved what a lying sack of peppered he truly is, niiiiiiiiice.

I hope this means his advertisers go away, he deserves what he gets.

 
At June 20, 2006 3:45 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow, you really need to get a life.

 
At June 20, 2006 4:55 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

who cares anyways...blah, so what! its just a blog bout trashy celeb gossip, who takes it this serious geeez? to me its just mindless fun

 
At June 20, 2006 5:13 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

i think you should get a life and stop this.

After all, this is only encouraging him.

 
At June 20, 2006 6:49 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Perez has every right to delete comments as he chooses - its his blog - editors edit letters and comments all the time!

Its just celeb gossip anyway - everyone knows that a blog is not up to the same standards as a regular newspaper, so don't expect it to meet the highest levels of award winning journalism.

And Poor Ass Hilton - get a life! Your blog is about nothing but watching another person's blog. Absurd and sad. . .

 
At June 20, 2006 7:04 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

seems like jealousy to me. he probably gets more hits than you do, dear.

 
At June 20, 2006 7:13 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

WOW! Aren't you the scoop master! I just think it's lame that you don't have anything better to do. How weird and lame of you. I could give a rats ass if Perez posted at 245am or 315 am. I mean really!!

 
At June 20, 2006 7:45 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

honey i don't need anyone to tell me what i should like or not, and this blog isn't going to do anything for me.

people have been saying that perez was over and his advertisers were gone, but he ain't going nowhere. lots of people enjoy his adventures and the fact he puts himself out there with the celebs. maybe you take it too serious, but it's just a blog and he's a telling a story (his story) through the gossip he posts which makes him different than anyone else. that's why i keep going back. that's why you keep going back.

i don't necessarly agree with everything he does, but that's just life and i chose to address it in a mature way. he has a comments section up for that reason. now enjoy the fun or get on with your life.

 
At June 20, 2006 7:50 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I guess I just don't see what the big deal is here. So what if Perez "deletes comments at will" -- most webmasters do. I think the guy is a total creep but I still can't blame him for deleting certain posts. It's his business, to run as he sees fit.

That said, I do think it's pretty obvious that Perez writes dozens of silly one-line comments under various stories to make it seem like he has this edge-of-their seat readership waiting on his every word. These comments are all in the same "voice," never say anything of substance, and are usually signed with one random silly name/word. Not that this could ever be proven really, but it seems so clear to me as I read the comments that he's "padding" the comments section.

Perez is such a sad little man.

 
At June 20, 2006 8:06 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think your the one that's effed up. Why would you spend your time scouring his web site looking for things to dis credit him. All your doing is giving him more traffic. It's like your cyber stalking him. It's like an a twisted obbession. I don't like Perez either, but I like his web site.

 
At June 20, 2006 8:10 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Perez cock said...
"I love how all of Perez's lovers are here commenting on your blog.

I find it funny that they feel they have to defend that fatass.

He is a fat blob of shit.

June 20, 2006 7:58 AM"

She is posting her link on his website, people check it out and realize how ridiculous this obbsessed freak is.

 
At June 20, 2006 8:21 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jesus people -- "anti" sites have been around as long as the Internet. What PoorAss is doing, blogging about another blog, is nothing new. It's not "obsession" and it sure as hell isn't "stalking," so dial back the melodrama por favor.

You want to talk obsessive and stalking? Then what the hell do you call Perez's friendship with Paris, or his creepy hatreds toward Clay Aiken, or Lance? Coincidence?

 
At June 20, 2006 8:56 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Do you seriously have a blog dedicated to trying to discredit what Perez is saying? Not only are people smart enough to know better than to take celebrity gossip with a grain of salt, but you're wasting your time with this site. At least Perez is entertaining- you're just pathetic.

 
At June 20, 2006 9:01 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

ha yeah...here's someone's comment from the lara flynn boyle post:
"How come my posts get deleted if they say anything REMOTELY negative about perez??? DUDE!!! It's called the First Amendment. You, Perez, are protected by it when you write, so why are you censoring me?

Posted by: Robyn | June 19, 2006 03:17 PM"


no one can say you're making that up.

 
At June 20, 2006 9:29 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have nothing against anti-sites but this blog goes out of its way to try and tell everyone they're wrong for enjoying perez's site.

as i said i don't need anyone to tell me what i should should like or not. thank you very much.

 
At June 20, 2006 10:53 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I love this site! I use to like Perez until his ego became bigger than his body & before he became a sell out. Poorass is doing nothing different than Perez. So all of you Perez lovers, why don't you take your own advice that you love to give us. "If you do not like it here you do not have to come and read!" Keep up the good work Poorass, I am loving it! I would not doubt half of these post defending Perez is probably Perez himself.

 
At June 20, 2006 2:15 PM, Blogger Kontradiction said...

love ya girl! love ya so much that I've linked you !

 
At June 20, 2006 2:46 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I found some pictures that Perez posted when Paris' sidekick was hacked. http://fadedyouth.blogspot.com/2005_10_23_fadedyouth_archive.html Bitch poses even for her Sidekick. And when did she get boobs? Are those photo shopped?

 
At June 20, 2006 2:50 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oops that was the wrong link. It's this one.
http://www.resistancemedia.com/images/paris-pics.jpg
That's hot.

 
At June 20, 2006 3:34 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

lol....oh my god this site is pathetic....after seeing it being advertised deperately in the comment section of perezhilton i decided to see what's up....
who is running this site...lol
this person fucking psycho
i actually cannot beleive that somebody is this pathetic so maybe it's one of perez people who made this blog lmao!!! om my god
well....you know what they say..." you have truly made it when someone makes a hate site of you"

 
At June 20, 2006 3:41 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I appreciate all of your detective work, but the comments on his site are just plain effed up. A few times I've posted some innocuous thing, a reply to something someone else has posted, and my reply comes out ahead of the thing I was replying to! It's just a fubar feature of his site...the comments are way fucked up. It's a server thing. The times on the comments have always been screwy. I don't doubt that he deleted your comment (and hell, he has every right to do that) but I sincerly doubt that he's going and rearranging the order of the comments and changing the timestamps on them. He is a tool, I'll grant you that, but I totally doubt that he's doing this.

 
At June 20, 2006 4:04 PM, Blogger FlagFreeEugene said...

PoorAss! Did you see someone set up a blog about your blog? http://snasaizkobasa.blogspot.com/
It's a blog about a blog about a blog!
You're big time baby.

 
At June 20, 2006 6:20 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Update - look at this thread. Check out the comment from ashley, and the comment from grace. grace responded to ashley's comment, but ashley's comment is way after hers. It is not a conspiracy. I'm telling ya, the comments are fucked up.

 
At June 20, 2006 7:08 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

interesting...wonder if this guy is going to admit that he coulda been wrong, or if he's as much of a jerk as perez is...

 
At June 20, 2006 7:38 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Now that Perez is losing advertising for the site right and left, I wonder what he's going to do for money. Intouch? Nope. US Weekly? Nope. Paris' assistant? Tee Hee, nope. She's about to take a dump on him because he's going to be useless to her anyday, and he knows it.

I imagine he's shitting his pannies about... NOW.

 
At June 20, 2006 8:16 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

perez hilton refugee ...

If Poorass honestly thought he had made a post in error, he would be the first to apologize. He isn't anything like Perez, who will clearly NEVER admit a mistake.

He made the post based on what he thought had happened, simple as that. If he was wrong, oh well, life goes on. There's PLENTY of things to call Perez out on anyway.

 
At June 20, 2006 10:32 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

i'm sure all the perez lovers here are all PEREZ HIMSELF!!!!wahahaha!

 
At June 21, 2006 12:54 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

But what is more alarming is that someone has the time/want to devote a blog to hating ANOTHER blogger. I guess that's how you know you've made it.

 
At June 21, 2006 1:05 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

^^^

fuck you, poorass kicks ass! go lick perez's choda some more why don't you.

 
At June 21, 2006 10:21 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

poorass, ok sorry if i misunderstood your blog. you have a point about the biased gossip, but i love it way. its part of the whole drama of his blog. but i understand you calling him out on what he does. however don't be surprised if perez gets bigger because of the importance you put on his blog.

 

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