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Tuesday, June 20, 2006


FIRST!  

WARNING:

The below article will prove once and for all that Perez doctors the posts and comments on his site. So if you're a Perez lover, you might want to look away.

And for the rest of you... ENJOY! :)

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I wonder how long it's gonna to take Perez to delete this one :) I snuck it in on the following article.

"Lance To Finally Come Out Officially???"



UPDATE:

Well apparently not that long! I just reloaded the site, and not only is my comment gone, but there are 3 new ones that have an earlier timestamp then mine!

This proves that not only does Perez delete comments at will, but he also MAKES UP HIS OWN COMMENTS AND THEN ROLLS THE TIME BACK ON THEM. Notice that "Kim" still has her post on both of these screenshots, and the times are right there.

I just love how he put two negative comments in before the postive one. Yeah, you're sneaky Perez.

Can you say BUSTED!



UPDATE #2:

OMG! Can you believe it actually gets worse? I just noticed that the timestamp on his post is 2:45am, but there's no way in hell this was on his site at this time. I was on his site about 20 minutes before I posted my URL on there and this article was nowhere to be found. The earliest he could have posted this was 3:15am or so.

So now we know he changes the time on posts so that they seem like he had the scoop earlier, aaaahahahahahaha. Was is really worth getting busted so that you could say you had the story 30 minutes earlier then you did?

Perez, you're a fuckin' pud.

PS - Am I ever glad I decided to take a screenshot of my first 'first' on Perez's site :)

UPDATE #3:

To find out what really happened here, check out this post.

     [ by PoorAss Hilton, 6/20/2006   --




59 Comments:

At June 20, 2006 12:55 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

FIRST!!

 
At June 20, 2006 1:07 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

niiiiiiiiiiiiiiice!

no way he can deny this one!

 
At June 20, 2006 2:28 AM, Anonymous J said...

I love this site. Please...keep it up.

 
At June 20, 2006 2:41 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

its about time someone said something about dat fat ass

 
At June 20, 2006 2:54 AM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

Whoever submitted the reeaaaaaally long "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA..." post @ 1:15am today, I'm sorry but I had to delete it.

Apparently it was too long for this blogger template (or just blogger in general?!), and it was breaking the site when viewed in IE.

Personally I use Firefox, but I'm sure there are lots of people that visit this site that use IE, and I wouldn't want them missing out on this article just because of their browser choice.

But, I'll now repost a condensed version of your submission... I'm sure everyone'll get the idea, hehe.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
etc.

 
At June 20, 2006 3:35 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

how come he never mentioned this story in his blog???


Lindsay Lohan Snorting in the Bathroom?

Poor Lindsay Lohan had an unintended public moment in the rest room of a Calvin Klein party last week.

According to witnesses, a gentleman identified as "a gay friend" entered the ladies’ room of the Chinatown Brasserie during a fete for Klein designer and recent CFDA Award winner Francisco Costa.

"He was saying out loud in explanation, ’I’ve got to take care of my friend,’" says a witness.

"He pushed open Lindsay’s bathroom stall, where she was bent over. Lindsay jumped up when she realized the door was open and the onlookers just said, ’Whoa.’"

Some people got the distinctly wrong impression of what she was doing.

But Lindsay’s rep explained: "Her friend went into the ladies’ room, which the attendant okayed, to zip her dress."

Back in December of 2004 Lindsay Lohan misplaced her purse, which was found on a Saturday by a guest at a party at an Upper East Side bar for alums of Providence College. The purse finder was showing off Lohan’s California driver’s license, her black American Express card, and reports said at that time, the finder was also showing off the "cocaine" that was found in her purse. About that time the pictures of her American Express car, and driver’s license showed up on the web. Lindsay’s weight became an issue later, and cocaine use was rumored to be the cause. At the time of the cocaine rumors the picture which appears here showed up on the web.

This latest incident looks incriminating. Why would Lindsay be bent over the toilet? Was she vomiting, washing her hair in the toilet, checking out her big turd? Why would Lindsay need to zip up her dress in the bathroom? Why was it unzipped outside the bathroom? Why would she need permission to zip up her dress? Why couldn’t Lindsay have a friend come in the bathroom with her to zip up the dress, and why did she need a stall to do that? Kind of sounds like she wanted to spend a longer than expected time in the bathroom, and she didn’t want to be interrupted. The explanation given by Lindsay’s rep makes no sense.

Either way, it’s Lindsay’s career, she can trash it if she wants to.


got this from hoolywoodgrind.com

 
At June 20, 2006 3:38 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

As Perez would say "brazilliant!" He's a tool, and you did it! You proved what a lying sack of peppered he truly is, niiiiiiiiice.

I hope this means his advertisers go away, he deserves what he gets.

 
At June 20, 2006 3:45 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow, you really need to get a life.

 
At June 20, 2006 4:41 AM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

Well I'll give the Perez lovers some credit, at least they try!

This is a comment that was posted by "Grayson" on PerezHilton.com, in reference to these screenshots.

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There is a difference btw "doctoring" and "editing" dude.

If he wants to delete posts on his site then fine, but he does not seem to alter any words. Newswriters do this all the time!

sheesh!

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Sorry Grayson, but you're wrong.

Definition of "doctor" in this context:

to alter and make impure, as with the intention to deceive;

Quit trying to cover for Perez on a technicality Grayson, especially when by definition, you're technically wrong :)

 
At June 20, 2006 4:55 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

who cares anyways...blah, so what! its just a blog bout trashy celeb gossip, who takes it this serious geeez? to me its just mindless fun

 
At June 20, 2006 4:56 AM, Blogger Lisa said...

That Perez icon you have is so fucking smackable. I hate arrogant fat people.

 
At June 20, 2006 5:01 AM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

"its just a blog bout trashy celeb gossip, who takes it this serious geeez? to me its just mindless fun"

Yes, and to me this is mindless fun. To each his own my friend.

But, I think that's about as much mindless fun as I can take for one night, so I'm going to get my ass to bed here.

 
At June 20, 2006 5:13 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

i think you should get a life and stop this.

After all, this is only encouraging him.

 
At June 20, 2006 5:58 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Clever

 
At June 20, 2006 6:31 AM, Anonymous Perez cock said...

I knew he deleted comments.
I would post something and then next time I would look it would be gone.

Perez is a fat douche bag.

And to the morons that keep posting FIRST who the hell cares????

 
At June 20, 2006 6:49 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Perez has every right to delete comments as he chooses - its his blog - editors edit letters and comments all the time!

Its just celeb gossip anyway - everyone knows that a blog is not up to the same standards as a regular newspaper, so don't expect it to meet the highest levels of award winning journalism.

And Poor Ass Hilton - get a life! Your blog is about nothing but watching another person's blog. Absurd and sad. . .

 
At June 20, 2006 7:04 AM, Anonymous KT said...

seems like jealousy to me. he probably gets more hits than you do, dear.

 
At June 20, 2006 7:13 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

WOW! Aren't you the scoop master! I just think it's lame that you don't have anything better to do. How weird and lame of you. I could give a rats ass if Perez posted at 245am or 315 am. I mean really!!

 
At June 20, 2006 7:45 AM, Anonymous lisa said...

honey i don't need anyone to tell me what i should like or not, and this blog isn't going to do anything for me.

people have been saying that perez was over and his advertisers were gone, but he ain't going nowhere. lots of people enjoy his adventures and the fact he puts himself out there with the celebs. maybe you take it too serious, but it's just a blog and he's a telling a story (his story) through the gossip he posts which makes him different than anyone else. that's why i keep going back. that's why you keep going back.

i don't necessarly agree with everything he does, but that's just life and i chose to address it in a mature way. he has a comments section up for that reason. now enjoy the fun or get on with your life.

 
At June 20, 2006 7:50 AM, Anonymous LV said...

I guess I just don't see what the big deal is here. So what if Perez "deletes comments at will" -- most webmasters do. I think the guy is a total creep but I still can't blame him for deleting certain posts. It's his business, to run as he sees fit.

That said, I do think it's pretty obvious that Perez writes dozens of silly one-line comments under various stories to make it seem like he has this edge-of-their seat readership waiting on his every word. These comments are all in the same "voice," never say anything of substance, and are usually signed with one random silly name/word. Not that this could ever be proven really, but it seems so clear to me as I read the comments that he's "padding" the comments section.

Perez is such a sad little man.

 
At June 20, 2006 7:58 AM, Anonymous Perez cock said...

I love how all of Perez's lovers are here commenting on your blog.

I find it funny that they feel they have to defend that fatass.

He is a fat blob of shit.

 
At June 20, 2006 8:06 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think your the one that's effed up. Why would you spend your time scouring his web site looking for things to dis credit him. All your doing is giving him more traffic. It's like your cyber stalking him. It's like an a twisted obbession. I don't like Perez either, but I like his web site.

 
At June 20, 2006 8:10 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Perez cock said...
"I love how all of Perez's lovers are here commenting on your blog.

I find it funny that they feel they have to defend that fatass.

He is a fat blob of shit.

June 20, 2006 7:58 AM"

She is posting her link on his website, people check it out and realize how ridiculous this obbsessed freak is.

 
At June 20, 2006 8:21 AM, Anonymous lv said...

Jesus people -- "anti" sites have been around as long as the Internet. What PoorAss is doing, blogging about another blog, is nothing new. It's not "obsession" and it sure as hell isn't "stalking," so dial back the melodrama por favor.

You want to talk obsessive and stalking? Then what the hell do you call Perez's friendship with Paris, or his creepy hatreds toward Clay Aiken, or Lance? Coincidence?

 
At June 20, 2006 8:56 AM, Anonymous Lacey said...

Do you seriously have a blog dedicated to trying to discredit what Perez is saying? Not only are people smart enough to know better than to take celebrity gossip with a grain of salt, but you're wasting your time with this site. At least Perez is entertaining- you're just pathetic.

 
At June 20, 2006 9:01 AM, Anonymous *tara said...

ha yeah...here's someone's comment from the lara flynn boyle post:
"How come my posts get deleted if they say anything REMOTELY negative about perez??? DUDE!!! It's called the First Amendment. You, Perez, are protected by it when you write, so why are you censoring me?

Posted by: Robyn | June 19, 2006 03:17 PM"


no one can say you're making that up.

 
At June 20, 2006 9:15 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

LOL @ all you Poorass haters. Why are you trashing him? His blog is brilliant! One could also say that Perez has no life for doing nothing all day except posting shit about celebrities and making up lies about them. He's not a true journalist - just a backstabbing fudgepacker who has lied, cheated, and stolen his way into Hollywood. He's a poser, dresses like shit, and is a hideous fatass. If Perez' entire life is about shoving his nose up celebrities asses, then there's no reason why Poorass can't have a blog trashing that no good mother fucker. It's equally as entertaining as Perez' trainwreck of a life itself. You people need to get off your high horses. You're the same peons who faithfully read all the drama.

 
At June 20, 2006 9:24 AM, Blogger Brandon said...

Not to defend Perez, but I think the time discrepancies are more a function of the comments taking FOREVER to post. But yeah, he does delete a lot of them.

 
At June 20, 2006 9:26 AM, Anonymous Halo said...

Lacey, you're full of shit.

 
At June 20, 2006 9:29 AM, Anonymous lisa said...

I have nothing against anti-sites but this blog goes out of its way to try and tell everyone they're wrong for enjoying perez's site.

as i said i don't need anyone to tell me what i should should like or not. thank you very much.

 
At June 20, 2006 9:50 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

His name should be PUSperez! He's such a pussy!

 
At June 20, 2006 10:53 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I love this site! I use to like Perez until his ego became bigger than his body & before he became a sell out. Poorass is doing nothing different than Perez. So all of you Perez lovers, why don't you take your own advice that you love to give us. "If you do not like it here you do not have to come and read!" Keep up the good work Poorass, I am loving it! I would not doubt half of these post defending Perez is probably Perez himself.

 
At June 20, 2006 11:27 AM, Blogger Buttseks Hilton said...

Since we are BFF and all, we wanted to be the first to tell you, Poorass Hilton, that we are officially coming out of the closet with a juicy photo of us with John Paulus! It's so peppered that you just have to see for yourself.

 
At June 20, 2006 11:58 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Perez is a petty, lying, sack of shit. What's the point of deleting comments when he's using his right to post garbage he concocts. He does pad his own comment section and is an embarrassment to tabloid reporters everywhere.

 
At June 20, 2006 2:15 PM, Blogger Kontradiction said...

love ya girl! love ya so much that I've linked you !

 
At June 20, 2006 2:46 PM, Anonymous nunya said...

I found some pictures that Perez posted when Paris' sidekick was hacked. http://fadedyouth.blogspot.com/2005_10_23_fadedyouth_archive.html Bitch poses even for her Sidekick. And when did she get boobs? Are those photo shopped?

 
At June 20, 2006 2:50 PM, Anonymous nunya said...

Oops that was the wrong link. It's this one.
http://www.resistancemedia.com/images/paris-pics.jpg
That's hot.

 
At June 20, 2006 3:12 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

"And Poor Ass Hilton - get a life! Your blog is about nothing but watching another person's blog."

Ummm... yes, that's the point of this site. Moron.

 
At June 20, 2006 3:16 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

KT

"seems like jealousy to me. he probably gets more hits than you do, dear."

Jealousy response here.

As for the hits, yes, of course Perez gets more traffic then I do moron. The only traffic I get is whatever funnels through his comments.

 
At June 20, 2006 3:18 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

"I just think it's lame that you don't have anything better to do."

Actually I have many better things to do, but this site has been fairly amusing lately.

 
At June 20, 2006 3:34 PM, Anonymous tangerinedreams said...

lol....oh my god this site is pathetic....after seeing it being advertised deperately in the comment section of perezhilton i decided to see what's up....
who is running this site...lol
this person fucking psycho
i actually cannot beleive that somebody is this pathetic so maybe it's one of perez people who made this blog lmao!!! om my god
well....you know what they say..." you have truly made it when someone makes a hate site of you"

 
At June 20, 2006 3:34 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

lisa

"i don't need anyone to tell me what i should like or not, and this blog isn't going to do anything for me."

Ummm, then maybe you should stop coming here to read what we're saying? It's really that easy!

I'm not telling you what you should and shouldn't like, I could care less. This is a site for bitching about Perez. If you don't like it, fuck off!


"people have been saying that perez was over and his advertisers were gone, but he ain't going nowhere."

I haven't said this, and I could care less. My point isn't to ruin Perez or chase away all his advertisers, my point is that Perez's site has been slipping more and more lately and his readers are bitching. Perez has a site for people that like him, why not also have one for the other 90% of the people out there?


"that's just life and i chose to address it in a mature way. he has a comments section up for that reason."

So what do you do when he constantly deletes your comments because he's a biased little bitch? You start a blog!

 
At June 20, 2006 3:40 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

"She is posting her link on his website, people check it out and realize how ridiculous this obbsessed freak is."

HE is posting HIS link, dumbass.

And I'm nowhere close to being an obsessed freak. I've actually almost shut this site down a few times, but then everyone complains and tells me to keep it going. Yes, people hate Perez that much, so why not give them a forum to bitch? Not like it's hard to run a site like this.

 
At June 20, 2006 3:41 PM, Anonymous patrucchio said...

I appreciate all of your detective work, but the comments on his site are just plain effed up. A few times I've posted some innocuous thing, a reply to something someone else has posted, and my reply comes out ahead of the thing I was replying to! It's just a fubar feature of his site...the comments are way fucked up. It's a server thing. The times on the comments have always been screwy. I don't doubt that he deleted your comment (and hell, he has every right to do that) but I sincerly doubt that he's going and rearranging the order of the comments and changing the timestamps on them. He is a tool, I'll grant you that, but I totally doubt that he's doing this.

 
At June 20, 2006 4:04 PM, Blogger FlagFreeEugene said...

PoorAss! Did you see someone set up a blog about your blog? http://snasaizkobasa.blogspot.com/
It's a blog about a blog about a blog!
You're big time baby.

 
At June 20, 2006 4:26 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

Brandon

"Not to defend Perez, but I think the time discrepancies are more a function of the comments taking FOREVER to post. But yeah, he does delete a lot of them."

I thought about that, but all these systems work with a queueing mechanism, so I don't see how after my post was already up there that someone was able to post somthing 15 minutes before mine. If they submitted it before me, it should've been up there before me, no matter how long it takes for it to actually submit.

 
At June 20, 2006 4:30 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

lisa

"I have nothing against anti-sites but this blog goes out of its way to try and tell everyone they're wrong for enjoying perez's site."

Please show me where I tell everyone they're wrong for enjoying his site. I enjoy his site myself, but for the stupidity, not the biased gossip.

 
At June 20, 2006 6:20 PM, Anonymous petrucchio said...

Update - look at this thread. Check out the comment from ashley, and the comment from grace. grace responded to ashley's comment, but ashley's comment is way after hers. It is not a conspiracy. I'm telling ya, the comments are fucked up.

 
At June 20, 2006 7:08 PM, Anonymous perez hilton refugee said...

interesting...wonder if this guy is going to admit that he coulda been wrong, or if he's as much of a jerk as perez is...

 
At June 20, 2006 7:38 PM, Anonymous Perez is going down the drain said...

Now that Perez is losing advertising for the site right and left, I wonder what he's going to do for money. Intouch? Nope. US Weekly? Nope. Paris' assistant? Tee Hee, nope. She's about to take a dump on him because he's going to be useless to her anyday, and he knows it.

I imagine he's shitting his pannies about... NOW.

 
At June 20, 2006 8:16 PM, Anonymous TONYA said...

perez hilton refugee ...

If Poorass honestly thought he had made a post in error, he would be the first to apologize. He isn't anything like Perez, who will clearly NEVER admit a mistake.

He made the post based on what he thought had happened, simple as that. If he was wrong, oh well, life goes on. There's PLENTY of things to call Perez out on anyway.

 
At June 20, 2006 8:59 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

tangerinedreams

"after seeing it being advertised deperately in the comment section of perezhilton"

At most I've posted my URL once per post on Perez's site, and sometimes not at all. I can't control what other people post on there, and if they're pushing this site enough that it seems "desperate", it just shows you how much people hate Perez.


"this person fucking psycho"

Yes, I am one crazy mother fucker that you don't want to mess with!!! Now tell me where you live, I want to eat your children.


"you have truly made it when someone makes a hate site of you"

In Perez's eyes, he "made it" the first day he pucked up and stuck his lips to Parisite's shitter.

 
At June 20, 2006 9:29 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

Buttseks Hilton

OMG! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU SUBJECTED MY EYES TO THAT PICTURE!! LOL!

I must go puke now.

I will say this though, your photoshop work is already far and above Perez's! Kudos!

 
At June 20, 2006 9:36 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

nunya

I'm not sure if it's photoshopped, I think it's just a lighting/crappy camera issue. Although her right boob does look a bit bigger in that pic second from the right, second from the top... could be that some of her meds cause swelling.

I'm not going to lie though. The pic of her and the other girl kissing... I kinda liked it, hehe. Although that's probably because at first glance it's hard to tell that it's Parisite, so it just looks like two girls gettin' freaky.

 
At June 20, 2006 10:32 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

i'm sure all the perez lovers here are all PEREZ HIMSELF!!!!wahahaha!

 
At June 21, 2006 12:54 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

But what is more alarming is that someone has the time/want to devote a blog to hating ANOTHER blogger. I guess that's how you know you've made it.

 
At June 21, 2006 1:05 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

^^^

fuck you, poorass kicks ass! go lick perez's choda some more why don't you.

 
At June 21, 2006 10:21 AM, Anonymous lisa said...

poorass, ok sorry if i misunderstood your blog. you have a point about the biased gossip, but i love it way. its part of the whole drama of his blog. but i understand you calling him out on what he does. however don't be surprised if perez gets bigger because of the importance you put on his blog.

 
At June 21, 2006 6:05 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

lisa

"don't be surprised if perez gets bigger because of the importance you put on his blog."

I wouldn't be upset if he got bigger. The sooner he gets more known, the sooner he's going to get exposed for who he really is.

 

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