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Friday, June 16, 2006


"Does Tater Tot Have A Mullet????? YOU Decide!"  (view)

Perez, do you even know what a mullet is? Because this sure as hell isn't one. Even the pictures you have posted further down the page that show the back of his head, so not a mullet. It's called baby hair, look into it.

You could've talked about Britney's tits, her stomach, the blotches of sunscreen on the kid's head, his chubby legs, anything, but instead you yet again made something up. Is reporting false details just a compulsion at this point Perez?

     [ by PoorAss Hilton, 6/16/2006   --




25 Comments:

At June 16, 2006 2:59 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

FIRST!!!!

 
At June 16, 2006 3:02 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Like I said on Perez's site, that is NOT A MULLET!

 
At June 16, 2006 3:03 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

POORASS IS ALIVE!!!!!!

 
At June 16, 2006 3:07 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't you first need to have HAIR before you can have a mullet?

Grow up Perez.

 
At June 16, 2006 3:24 PM, Blogger dreamingofdavey said...

you cant even see the kids hair, has everyone just gone insane??



<3

 
At June 16, 2006 3:39 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

At the very minimum wouldn't you need to have hair on the side of your head and down past your ears to qualify it as a mullet?

This kid has neither of those. WTF PEREZ??

 
At June 16, 2006 3:41 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

dreamingofdavey

"you cant even see the kids hair, has everyone just gone insane??"

Yes, yes they have! Why do you think they all keep reading Perez's blog? :P

I don't think this could be any further from being a mullet.

 
At June 16, 2006 3:52 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I HAVE A BETTER QUESTION THEN WHETHER OR NOT BRITS KID HAS A MULLET! WHO THE FUCK CARES????

 
At June 16, 2006 4:10 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

No mullet. Perez is a dipshit.

 
At June 16, 2006 4:47 PM, Anonymous Tonya said...

Perez is, always has been and will forever remain an IDIOT. Period.

He's a fat, useless, no-gossip-writing, Paris-loving nobody.

 
At June 16, 2006 5:01 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

Tonya

Don't beat around the bush, tell us how you really feel! LOL!

 
At June 16, 2006 6:20 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Perez is, always has been and will forever remain an IDIOT. Period.

He's a fat, useless, no-gossip-writing, Paris-loving nobody.

I 100% AGREE! Perez is nothing but a fat ass that has nothing better to do but bash the rich because his ass is a broke ass bitch! LOL

 
At June 16, 2006 7:26 PM, Anonymous Tonya said...

I would have given anything to see his ape-face when Nicole Richie called him out. Loves it!!

He bashed her but she stood up to him. She's 75 lbs and he's 475 but he cowered when she DARED him to say that sh*t to her face.

He's a loser.

 
At June 16, 2006 7:28 PM, Anonymous TONYA again, LOL said...

Oh, and check out his new 'warning' in the comment section, at the end:


"NOTICE :: IT WILL TAKE UP TO TWO MINUTES FOR YOUR COMMENTS TO APPEAR. PLEASE DO NOT CONTINUE TO RELOAD THIS PAGE -- OR POST YOUR COMMENT MORE THAN ONCE."

What an idiot. He could fix that sh*t but he can't AFFORD it.

God I don't like him.

 
At June 16, 2006 8:00 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

Tonya

hahahahah, yeah, I found that warning message more then just slightly amusing myself.

In all my years of using the internet (close to 15), I have never come across a site that has that long of a delay when trying to post a message. NEVER. It just seems ridiculous in today's day and age.

I think cheap-ass needs to hit up Parisite for a loan so he can upgrade his system.

 
At June 16, 2006 8:07 PM, Blogger Brandon said...

I fucking HATE Perez and have written several hateful pieces about him on my blog.

 
At June 16, 2006 8:27 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

Brandon

Oh god! Oh my god, why did I do that?! Why did I just go to your site?! hahahah

Not only did i scan the first page, I then went back to your January archive.

Again, OH GOD WHY?!! hahah

I was lucky enough to see a few posts about Perez, but unucky enough to see everything else :P

I think I'm gonna be sick. Yup, here it comes.

PS - Please tell me this is a joke site, much like this one, and you don't actually like Annette? :P

 
At June 16, 2006 11:21 PM, Blogger Brandon said...

Well, I love Annette, but not in THAT way; she's a camp icon.

 
At June 16, 2006 11:40 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

Brandon

"Well, I love Annette, but not in THAT way; she's a camp icon."

And just what fuckin' camp do you go to?! LOL! j/k

So what's her story? I'm kinda curious now. Trailer park girl turned self-made online porn star?

 
At June 17, 2006 11:32 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

LOL is that Annette site for real? how long you been doing it for?

I wonder if she's even competent enough to be a porn star cause she looks rather down and out. do you guys pay her for her nude movies? seems like a bit of a cruel joke to me.

 
At June 17, 2006 12:26 PM, Blogger Brandon said...

camp
Function: noun
something so outrageously artificial, affected, inappropriate, or out-of-date as to be considered amusing

And yes my blog is real; you didn't just imagine it. I've been doing it since January of this year.

Annette is a nude model from Kentucky, but she actually doesn't live in a trailer.

This is her site:
http://www.southern-charms3.com/kneesocks/main.htm

 
At June 17, 2006 1:17 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Poor woman, she looks possessed. Why are you helping her become famous as oppose to any other on that site?

 
At June 17, 2006 2:02 PM, Blogger Brandon said...

She's got the most charisma and the most unique look.

 
At June 17, 2006 7:36 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

Brandon

Oh I know what you meant by camp, I was just jokin' around. Just wasn't expecting the pictures I saw when I clicked on your link, hehe.

I kinda figured she didn't live in a trailer. Was that her house where you photoshopped, what was it, Madison Ave. on it? hahahah, that was awesome.

 
At June 18, 2006 1:07 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Perez, do you even know what a mullet is? Because this sure as hell isn't one. Even the pictures you have posted further down the page that show the back of his head, so not a mullet. It's called baby hair, look into it.

So true. LOL

 

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