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Monday, June 19, 2006


Much More Stupidity  

The headline says it all.

Perez, are you really that much of of a simpleton that you can't think up different headlines for your "articles"? 12 posts from the MMVAs, all with the same "Much More x" headline. You're a creative one!

Unlike you, being the moron that you are, I'm not going to do a ton of posts for one subject. So here goes.

"Much More Fagulosity"  (view article)
 
"We were happy there was someone gayer than Perez"

C'mon Perez, well all know that's not true (nor is it even possible). We've all seen your online sex profiles, you can't hide your gay freakiness from us.

"Much More Canadian"  (view article)
 
Not much to say on this one actually... except that Elisha Cuthbert is freakin' hot! That is all.

"Much More Cover-Up"  (view article)
 
"at the 2006 Much Music Video Awards on Sunday night in T-dot"

Perez. Perez, Perez, Perez. Don't you ever use the word T-dot again. PLEASE! Although I realize it's just another one of your lame attempts at being cool, it just doesn't work. You not only don't live in Toronto, you don't even live in fuckin' Canada, so shut it! I grew up a few hours away from Toronto and even I don't use T-dot, you know, because I'm not some pathetic loser trying to sound black. Kardinal and Rascalz can use T-dot. Fat, pasty white gay guys that have their head stuck up Parisite Hilton's ass should not. End of story.

"Much More Dreamy In Person"  (view article)
 
"Three scoops of yum with a cherry on top."

*sigh*

"Much More Boy Talk"  (view article)
 
"Did Pete's hand get stuck up Lance Bass's butt??"

I'm starting to think that on top of the man love you feel for Kevin Federline, that you also have a thing for Lance Bass. Why else would you throw stupid-ass comments like this around when the article has absolutely nothing to do with Lance Bass. You're just way too much of a pud for my taste.

"Much More Vanessa!"  (view article)
 
"However, as soon as Nick saw us coming his way upstairs, he went running back into his dressing room!"

WOW! Nick's even smarter then I thought. Contrary to what we saw with his marriage, he does seem to have good judgement from time-to-time.

PS - Canadians don't like you Perez. We're just too polite to tell you to fuck off.

     [ by Anonymous, 6/19/2006   --




13 Comments:

At June 19, 2006 2:19 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

oh, I am so sorry for doing this, but...

FIRST.

That's my first time being first, LOL!

 
At June 19, 2006 2:20 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dude, I like this site very much, but if I could make a few suggestions, please: Less talking about Perez's stupidity, which has been established beyond doubt, and more on the rapid decline in advertising and comments on his site, and discussion of Perez's professional reputation, such as it is.

The post you did a day or so ago that linked all the articles was excellent. If Perez is to be exposed as a fraud (and an increasingly out-of-control nutjob) you'll need more hard evidence, like the analysis you did on his website's profitability. Calling him a chubby loser may be fun in the short term, but there's nothing wrong with being a loser and losers are entitled to their opinions about celebrities, as dumb as they may be. However there IS something wrong with people like Paris and Perez getting over and no one calling them out for their nasty, nasty ways.

Thanks muchly

 
At June 19, 2006 2:38 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

i'm surprised they even let him across the border. the dogs at the airport should have smelt the paris stink on him and torn him to shreds

 
At June 19, 2006 2:40 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

elisha cuthbert is HAWT!

 
At June 19, 2006 2:46 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

PA....
Sorry about the "first" That usually annoys me, but I saw the opportunity.

Next, check out this link and browse through the pics to see Perez on VH1's From Flab to Fab:

http://www.vh1.com/shows/dyn/flab_to_fab/series.jhtml

On a sidenote, he failed miserably at this lame attempt to become fab.


About his advertisers, etc. on his site, I was wondering if we can send an email or something to these companies, telling them if they advertise on his site, we will NEVER use their product, do you think they'd listen? Or do they really care? I'd do it if I thought it would make an impact.

Okay, back to more digging for Perez-dirt.

Loves it! :)

 
At June 19, 2006 2:58 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Why the fuck didn't Perez have all the much music posts as one article? Is he trying to make it look like he has more content than he really does?

June 19, 2006 2:42 PM


Yup, of course he did. He has no access to anything. In the Lachey post, he says "The kind folks there gave us an 'artist' wristband, which gave us all-access to the awards show and let us get up close and personal to such celebs as Nick Lachey." Look at all the people in the shots with wristbands. Some are red, some are green ... my point is, if he were a legitimate member of the press he'd have an actual press pass. Wristbands are for fangirls and super-groupies.

 
At June 19, 2006 4:55 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

That line about Canadians being too polite is priceless!

 
At June 19, 2006 5:53 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Perez wasn't even on the show at all. Just shows you how lax the Canadian Border guards are when they let a lame-ass like him through to our "home and native land". I've also discovered if you try to post something derogatory about Perez on his site, like I did with a comment about him commenting on Pete Wentz, he won't let you post. What a hypocrite.

 
At June 19, 2006 8:13 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

One thing about Perezzle's articles on Lance Bass, and his lame attempts to out him. Lance embarassed Perez at some industry gathering by avoiding him like the plague, and Lance's people told Perez to stay the hell away from him, and this is why Perez is all over Lance's ass in his column. Heh, I made myself laugh.

Perez is a pig for outing anyone, most of the gay boys hate him now too. Pretty soon he's going to have to blog from Mars to be safe in public.

 
At June 19, 2006 9:58 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

From a fellow Canuck, I just wanted to say that I LOVE this site. I stumbled on it going through Perez's MOD performance and noticed your site posted somewhere.

His site suggests that it is "Hollywood's most hated site" however, I think he shouldn't limit himself to just Hollywood alone.

The headline "Celebrity Juice, Not from Concentrate" has to be the worst thing I've ever seen.

I also agree with you about his "Perezisms". I fell on the floor what you wrote about SJ Parker Parker !!!

 
At June 19, 2006 10:01 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

he called himself "pepperez". please for the love of humanity add that to the stupid word list.
i'm off to vomit now.

 
At June 20, 2006 7:20 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Much Musics sister station is called Much More Music, I am sure it was just a play on words. idiot.

 
At June 20, 2006 8:41 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is probably the saddest website I have ever seen in my life.
Are you joking? Youre making fun of Perez, who gets a ridiculous number of hits a day, while you yourself only get 20-something comments per post? (most of which are supporting Perez)
Sure, some people may not support the whole celebrity gossip scene, but if thats the case, you are a hypocrite! at least Perez's website focuses around a few dozen people, yours is centered around only him! Do you honestly have nothing better to do with your time?
and for the record...canadians love perez.

 

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