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Monday, June 19, 2006


Much More Stupidity  

The headline says it all.

Perez, are you really that much of of a simpleton that you can't think up different headlines for your "articles"? 12 posts from the MMVAs, all with the same "Much More x" headline. You're a creative one!

Unlike you, being the moron that you are, I'm not going to do a ton of posts for one subject. So here goes.

"Much More Fagulosity"  (view article)
 
"We were happy there was someone gayer than Perez"

C'mon Perez, well all know that's not true (nor is it even possible). We've all seen your online sex profiles, you can't hide your gay freakiness from us.

"Much More Canadian"  (view article)
 
Not much to say on this one actually... except that Elisha Cuthbert is freakin' hot! That is all.

"Much More Cover-Up"  (view article)
 
"at the 2006 Much Music Video Awards on Sunday night in T-dot"

Perez. Perez, Perez, Perez. Don't you ever use the word T-dot again. PLEASE! Although I realize it's just another one of your lame attempts at being cool, it just doesn't work. You not only don't live in Toronto, you don't even live in fuckin' Canada, so shut it! I grew up a few hours away from Toronto and even I don't use T-dot, you know, because I'm not some pathetic loser trying to sound black. Kardinal and Rascalz can use T-dot. Fat, pasty white gay guys that have their head stuck up Parisite Hilton's ass should not. End of story.

"Much More Dreamy In Person"  (view article)
 
"Three scoops of yum with a cherry on top."

*sigh*

"Much More Boy Talk"  (view article)
 
"Did Pete's hand get stuck up Lance Bass's butt??"

I'm starting to think that on top of the man love you feel for Kevin Federline, that you also have a thing for Lance Bass. Why else would you throw stupid-ass comments like this around when the article has absolutely nothing to do with Lance Bass. You're just way too much of a pud for my taste.

"Much More Vanessa!"  (view article)
 
"However, as soon as Nick saw us coming his way upstairs, he went running back into his dressing room!"

WOW! Nick's even smarter then I thought. Contrary to what we saw with his marriage, he does seem to have good judgement from time-to-time.

PS - Canadians don't like you Perez. We're just too polite to tell you to fuck off.

     [ by PoorAss Hilton, 6/19/2006   --




23 Comments:

At June 19, 2006 2:19 PM, Anonymous Tonya said...

oh, I am so sorry for doing this, but...

FIRST.

That's my first time being first, LOL!

 
At June 19, 2006 2:20 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dude, I like this site very much, but if I could make a few suggestions, please: Less talking about Perez's stupidity, which has been established beyond doubt, and more on the rapid decline in advertising and comments on his site, and discussion of Perez's professional reputation, such as it is.

The post you did a day or so ago that linked all the articles was excellent. If Perez is to be exposed as a fraud (and an increasingly out-of-control nutjob) you'll need more hard evidence, like the analysis you did on his website's profitability. Calling him a chubby loser may be fun in the short term, but there's nothing wrong with being a loser and losers are entitled to their opinions about celebrities, as dumb as they may be. However there IS something wrong with people like Paris and Perez getting over and no one calling them out for their nasty, nasty ways.

Thanks muchly

 
At June 19, 2006 2:24 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

I haven't even finished proofing the article and already 2 comments, nice! Of course that 'first' had to get in there, haha.

And to the comment right before this one, I've noted your suggestions! Sounds like more work then just calling him a loser, but I'll look into it, hehe.

 
At June 19, 2006 2:38 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

i'm surprised they even let him across the border. the dogs at the airport should have smelt the paris stink on him and torn him to shreds

 
At June 19, 2006 2:40 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

elisha cuthbert is HAWT!

 
At June 19, 2006 2:42 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why the fuck didn't Perez have all the much music posts as one article? Is he trying to make it look like he has more content than he really does?

 
At June 19, 2006 2:46 PM, Anonymous TONYA said...

PA....
Sorry about the "first" That usually annoys me, but I saw the opportunity.

Next, check out this link and browse through the pics to see Perez on VH1's From Flab to Fab:

http://www.vh1.com/shows/dyn/flab_to_fab/series.jhtml

On a sidenote, he failed miserably at this lame attempt to become fab.


About his advertisers, etc. on his site, I was wondering if we can send an email or something to these companies, telling them if they advertise on his site, we will NEVER use their product, do you think they'd listen? Or do they really care? I'd do it if I thought it would make an impact.

Okay, back to more digging for Perez-dirt.

Loves it! :)

 
At June 19, 2006 2:57 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Canadians don't like you Perez. We're just too polite to tell you fuck off.

OMG! I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!!!

 
At June 19, 2006 2:58 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Why the fuck didn't Perez have all the much music posts as one article? Is he trying to make it look like he has more content than he really does?

June 19, 2006 2:42 PM


Yup, of course he did. He has no access to anything. In the Lachey post, he says "The kind folks there gave us an 'artist' wristband, which gave us all-access to the awards show and let us get up close and personal to such celebs as Nick Lachey." Look at all the people in the shots with wristbands. Some are red, some are green ... my point is, if he were a legitimate member of the press he'd have an actual press pass. Wristbands are for fangirls and super-groupies.

 
At June 19, 2006 4:26 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh, I'm not too polite. FUCK YOU Perez Hilton!

 
At June 19, 2006 4:55 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

That line about Canadians being too polite is priceless!

 
At June 19, 2006 5:53 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Perez wasn't even on the show at all. Just shows you how lax the Canadian Border guards are when they let a lame-ass like him through to our "home and native land". I've also discovered if you try to post something derogatory about Perez on his site, like I did with a comment about him commenting on Pete Wentz, he won't let you post. What a hypocrite.

 
At June 19, 2006 7:43 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

^^^ - I wonder if his advertisers are actually starting to get a clear picture about Perez. Someone said that his adversiting is down right now as well as the comments, so I wonder if he's trying to make the site more pro-Perez by deleting some of the posts that are ragging on him.

Although, if he's deleting all the anti-Perez comments, that would explain the drop in overall comments lately. After all, 90% of the comments on there were not favourable towards him.

 
At June 19, 2006 8:13 PM, Anonymous Life is a bitch and so am I said...

One thing about Perezzle's articles on Lance Bass, and his lame attempts to out him. Lance embarassed Perez at some industry gathering by avoiding him like the plague, and Lance's people told Perez to stay the hell away from him, and this is why Perez is all over Lance's ass in his column. Heh, I made myself laugh.

Perez is a pig for outing anyone, most of the gay boys hate him now too. Pretty soon he's going to have to blog from Mars to be safe in public.

 
At June 19, 2006 9:58 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

From a fellow Canuck, I just wanted to say that I LOVE this site. I stumbled on it going through Perez's MOD performance and noticed your site posted somewhere.

His site suggests that it is "Hollywood's most hated site" however, I think he shouldn't limit himself to just Hollywood alone.

The headline "Celebrity Juice, Not from Concentrate" has to be the worst thing I've ever seen.

I also agree with you about his "Perezisms". I fell on the floor what you wrote about SJ Parker Parker !!!

 
At June 19, 2006 10:01 PM, Anonymous *tara said...

he called himself "pepperez". please for the love of humanity add that to the stupid word list.
i'm off to vomit now.

 
At June 19, 2006 11:06 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

Life is a bitch and so am I

"Lance embarassed Perez at some industry gathering by avoiding him like the plague, and Lance's people told Perez to stay the hell away from him"

Oooooh! This is all starting to make sense now. Just when you thought Perez couldn't be more of a petty little bitch, hehe.


"this is why Perez is all over Lance's ass in his column. Heh, I made myself laugh."

HAHAHAHAH.. yeah, I chuckle every time I read it myself. I just hope for humanity's sake that Perez never shows us his 'column' *gag*

 
At June 19, 2006 11:39 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

"His site suggests that it is "Hollywood's most hated site" however, I think he shouldn't limit himself to just Hollywood alone."

HAHAHAHA, and he also shouldn't limit the hatred to his website, he has quite a bit of it himself.

Besides, it should be, "The world's most hated site and person... if I don't like you that is, because I'll be a catty little bitch towards you. If I do like you I'll praise you and give you good publicity in exchange for money and/or sex toys." I think that's the slogan they wanted to use, but it just wouldn't fit on the banner.


"The headline "Celebrity Juice, Not from Concentrate" has to be the worst thing I've ever seen."

Agreed! BIG TIME! I think he just told the web designer to come up with something cheesy and stupid. Mission accomplished.


"I fell on the floor what you wrote about SJ Parker Parker"

Grrr! That one still bugs me every time I see it. Probably because I picture Perez saying it, thinking he's all cool. Damn he's a tool (and not a useful one).

 
At June 19, 2006 11:44 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

*tara

"Pepperez" was added to the list earlier today thanks to spygirl658 :)

 
At June 20, 2006 7:20 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Much Musics sister station is called Much More Music, I am sure it was just a play on words. idiot.

 
At June 20, 2006 8:41 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is probably the saddest website I have ever seen in my life.
Are you joking? Youre making fun of Perez, who gets a ridiculous number of hits a day, while you yourself only get 20-something comments per post? (most of which are supporting Perez)
Sure, some people may not support the whole celebrity gossip scene, but if thats the case, you are a hypocrite! at least Perez's website focuses around a few dozen people, yours is centered around only him! Do you honestly have nothing better to do with your time?
and for the record...canadians love perez.

 
At June 20, 2006 3:25 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

"Much Musics sister station is called Much More Music, I am sure it was just a play on words. idiot."

Considering I live in Canada and watch both stations (channels 24 and 35), I think I knew that. Thanks for the update though!

So you're saying that if Perez was doing some article about AOL he could just throw around HBO references and it's supposed to make sense, you know, because they're both owned by Time Warner. Bad example, I know, but it's kinda gets the point across.

Stop trying to defend Perez and his stupidity.

 
At June 20, 2006 3:46 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

"This is probably the saddest website I have ever seen in my life."

Then fuck off! :)


"Perez, who gets a ridiculous number of hits a day, while you yourself only get 20-something comments per post? (most of which are supporting Perez)"

Umm, you really ahven't looked around much, have you? Most of the comments are not supporting Perez, get your facts straight.


"Sure, some people may not support the whole celebrity gossip scene, but if thats the case, you are a hypocrite!"

I like celebirty gossip, that's why I went to Perez's site in the first place. I actually liked his site for a little while, until he became a complete sellout and started omitting gossip that didn't fit his agenda (such as Parisite's hit 'n' run), among other things wrong with his site.


"Do you honestly have nothing better to do with your time?"

My schedule is completely free right now, so why not have some fun? I didn't plan on keeping this site up, but holy shit is it becoming amusing.

 

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