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Monday, June 19, 2006


"Britney Pulls A Paris"  (view)

Good lord Perez, just how much does she pay you to throw her name into random articles?

Celebrities have changed their look and worn disguises to avoid press forever, so why the hell is Britney "pulling a Paris" here? Oh, I guess it wasn't cool until Parisite did it though, right? Get a fuckin' clue.

Seriously though, give us a number Perez. How much money did it take for you to part with your soul?

     [ by Anonymous, 6/19/2006   --




15 Comments:

At June 19, 2006 2:36 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

None of Perez's articles are even working right now. I keep getting "500 - Internal Server Error" when I try to view them.

 
At June 19, 2006 2:39 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

why would paris try to disguise herself? she's a complete media whore and lives for the attention.

she was probably trying to hide from perez.

 
At June 19, 2006 3:57 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

None of Perez's articles are even working right now. I keep getting "500 - Internal Server Error" when I try to view them.

June 19, 2006 2:36 PM


Buy a new computer, biyotch! That one from 1997 is so yesterday!

 
At June 19, 2006 4:21 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

muhahahaha! I love this blog!

 
At June 19, 2006 4:46 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

is THAT why he used paris in the headline? how much of a wanker is he? like celebs haven't hidden like that from the public FOREVER

i hope paris pays him well because his credibility is going in the crapper

 
At June 19, 2006 4:53 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

^^^ - Perez's, not this one!

 
At June 19, 2006 5:25 PM, Blogger Kontradiction said...

I love you so much; I've bookmarked and linked you.

 
At June 19, 2006 5:45 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

^^^ - She also would have gotten involved in a hit and run on the way home.

 
At June 19, 2006 5:54 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'mg etting a server error when I try to view his articles too. Nice site Perez!

 
At June 19, 2006 6:47 PM, Blogger Miss Kitty said...

Awesome site! I used to like Perez but obviously he only caters to the likes to Parasite. I find it funny that he makes so much fun of Jennifer Aniston yet if she talked to him, deep down, he'd love it. But she wouldn't. She's A-list. Hence when he has to write about the Parasite.

 
At June 19, 2006 8:51 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ooooh you're such a little bitch ;)

Hope you had a good weekend PA - I was up so late on this website the other night that I dreamt about it... and you. Very bizarre.

 
At June 20, 2006 9:05 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

man this is so sad.. way to have a life

 
At June 20, 2006 12:12 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am sure between some of us "regulars" who have been w/you since day one, we can keep this site going.

This site is just what I have been praying for. I dislike Perez so much and we need this site to show all of his followers what he is really like.

I know on the absolutedawg blog (a Real World/Road Rules site), there are like 4 people that can log in and keep updates on it. They even invited me to become an "updater" but I never did. They sent me a blogger invite and all they would have had to do is put my email address in and I could log in and update. Think about doing something like that before you close it. There's enough of us to use about 4-5 as updaters, sorta like your STAFF! LOL, you have really gotten bigtime now!

We may even need a message board someday.

Wow. Poorass, you are becoming quite the celebrity!

 
At June 20, 2006 3:12 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeh PoorAss you cannot, should not, and I think will not drop this site. Open a Cafe Press store to generate funds (I'd buy a anti-you-know-who-tee shirt).

Honey the A-listers (including Jennifer Aniston) would be kissing your ass. But promise you will NEVAH promote Tom Cruise.

 
At June 20, 2006 3:44 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Of course she pulled a Paris. No one ever donned a brown wig before Paris Hilton did it. She is a genius, with lots of geniusity. She's peppered. She's braziliant, even! Come on. Show some respect for the woman who invented....well gosh darn just about everything! Including herpes.

 

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