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Monday, June 19, 2006


"Britney Pulls A Paris"  (view)

Good lord Perez, just how much does she pay you to throw her name into random articles?

Celebrities have changed their look and worn disguises to avoid press forever, so why the hell is Britney "pulling a Paris" here? Oh, I guess it wasn't cool until Parisite did it though, right? Get a fuckin' clue.

Seriously though, give us a number Perez. How much money did it take for you to part with your soul?

     [ by PoorAss Hilton, 6/19/2006   --




35 Comments:

At June 19, 2006 2:31 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

FIRST MOTHERFUCKERS!

 
At June 19, 2006 2:36 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

None of Perez's articles are even working right now. I keep getting "500 - Internal Server Error" when I try to view them.

 
At June 19, 2006 2:39 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

why would paris try to disguise herself? she's a complete media whore and lives for the attention.

she was probably trying to hide from perez.

 
At June 19, 2006 2:53 PM, Anonymous perez cock said...

Why do you post first??
Does anyone really give a rats ass??

Grow up you moron

 
At June 19, 2006 3:57 PM, Anonymous Lotta Puss said...

None of Perez's articles are even working right now. I keep getting "500 - Internal Server Error" when I try to view them.

June 19, 2006 2:36 PM


Buy a new computer, biyotch! That one from 1997 is so yesterday!

 
At June 19, 2006 4:21 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

muhahahaha! I love this blog!

 
At June 19, 2006 4:46 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

is THAT why he used paris in the headline? how much of a wanker is he? like celebs haven't hidden like that from the public FOREVER

i hope paris pays him well because his credibility is going in the crapper

 
At June 19, 2006 4:50 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

did you notice he filed this britney article under "exclusives"? like anyone even cares about a stupid fucking celebrity sighting

keep up the powerhouse exclusives perez!

 
At June 19, 2006 4:53 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

His site is SO FUCKING SLOW right now!!!

 
At June 19, 2006 4:53 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

^^^ - Perez's, not this one!

 
At June 19, 2006 5:25 PM, Blogger Kontradiction said...

I love you so much; I've bookmarked and linked you.

 
At June 19, 2006 5:40 PM, Anonymous nunya said...

If Britney was really pulling a Paris what she'd have done was get really drunk, give some guy a blowjob in the bathroom and then pee in a cab on the way home.
Britney was just wearing a wig. That's not pulling a Paris. Perez is such a dumbass.

 
At June 19, 2006 5:45 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

^^^ - She also would have gotten involved in a hit and run on the way home.

 
At June 19, 2006 5:54 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'mg etting a server error when I try to view his articles too. Nice site Perez!

 
At June 19, 2006 6:17 PM, Anonymous Art Chic said...

PoorAss
You're bookmarked, bitch! Good job on this site you could go far with it Now post celeb photos with your coverage of their stupidity and voila you will have a hit.

Looking forward to visiting daily.

 
At June 19, 2006 6:47 PM, Blogger Melanie said...

Awesome site! I used to like Perez but obviously he only caters to the likes to Parasite. I find it funny that he makes so much fun of Jennifer Aniston yet if she talked to him, deep down, he'd love it. But she wouldn't. She's A-list. Hence when he has to write about the Parasite.

 
At June 19, 2006 7:35 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

Kontradiction

"I love you so much; I've bookmarked and linked you."

I LOVE YOU TOO KONTRADICTION! hehe Although, I tend to love everyone that comes here to vent about Perez :)

 
At June 19, 2006 7:37 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

nunya

"If Britney was really pulling a Paris what she'd have done was get really drunk, give some guy a blowjob in the bathroom and then pee in a cab on the way home."

AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Oh fuck, I can't breathe! HAHAHAHAHA

 
At June 19, 2006 7:56 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

Art Chic

"Now post celeb photos with your coverage of their stupidity and voila you will have a hit."

Unfortunately I'm already starting to spend a lot more time then originally expected on this site (but don't get me wrong, it's amusing as hell! hehe), but it was more of a side thing. I may actually have to shut 'er down sometime soon, sadly. Or at lest hand the reins over to someone else. I have some business stuff going on right now that might start to suck up most of my time, so unfortunately my (fun) little side project might have to step back a bit.

Plus if I were to actually get celebrity gossip and post pics and such, it would end up taking even longer to maintain.

I honestly hadn't expected to have this site up for more then a day, at the most.

 
At June 19, 2006 8:05 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow. Moneymaker in your face, and you do nothing? You're as lazy and stupid as Peerez.

 
At June 19, 2006 8:05 PM, Anonymous Life's a bitch and so am I said...

You bastard Poorass Hilton, don't you DARE pull this site, it rocks!

Someone needs to pull Mario's pants down and point out his short comings to the world *read blogsphere*. He's shiteous, he's a whoreanus chubby boy in 2 sizes to small clothes. Plus he's for gotten how to shave. He's a slovenly little bitch who craves being around C listers, and thinking he's the MAN!

He'll never be peppered, NEVER!

 
At June 19, 2006 8:51 PM, Anonymous Verity said...

Ooooh you're such a little bitch ;)

Hope you had a good weekend PA - I was up so late on this website the other night that I dreamt about it... and you. Very bizarre.

 
At June 19, 2006 9:20 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

this site rocks!

good on you mate, good on you!

fucking broke-ass loser that fuck is!

 
At June 19, 2006 10:57 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

"Wow. Moneymaker in your face, and you do nothing? You're as lazy and stupid as Peerez."

Well I'm not exactly in this for money, so I don't care about that, and as I've said many times before it was started as a joke and I didn't really want to spend that much time on it.

If I do close it or pass it off to someone else it'll be because my side businesses are starting to take off, so you can also rule out the laziness.

It's been up for less than a week, who's going to die if I close it? Nobody! So if you want to keep calling me stupid and lazy by all means, but you're wrong.

 
At June 19, 2006 11:03 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

Life's a bitch and so am I

"You bastard Poorass Hilton, don't you DARE pull this site, it rocks!"

I don't want to, after all I'm having a blast with this thing, but it all depends on how much time it keeps takin' up. If anything I'd get someone else to run it before I close it, as there seems to be a big market for Perez haters, hehe.


"Someone needs to pull Mario's pants down and point out his short comings"

Oh dear god!!! The mental pictures you just gave me! You bastard! haha

 
At June 19, 2006 11:11 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

Verity

"Ooooh you're such a little bitch ;)"

Moi? Whatever do you mean? :)


"I was up so late on this website the other night that I dreamt about it... and you. Very bizarre."

Yowsers! Are you sure you didn't smoke or snort anything before bed? hehe

First I get a marriage proposal and now you're dreaming about me.. geez, this site's starting to be worth the time! LOL

 
At June 20, 2006 9:05 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

man this is so sad.. way to have a life

 
At June 20, 2006 12:12 PM, Anonymous tonya said...

I am sure between some of us "regulars" who have been w/you since day one, we can keep this site going.

This site is just what I have been praying for. I dislike Perez so much and we need this site to show all of his followers what he is really like.

I know on the absolutedawg blog (a Real World/Road Rules site), there are like 4 people that can log in and keep updates on it. They even invited me to become an "updater" but I never did. They sent me a blogger invite and all they would have had to do is put my email address in and I could log in and update. Think about doing something like that before you close it. There's enough of us to use about 4-5 as updaters, sorta like your STAFF! LOL, you have really gotten bigtime now!

We may even need a message board someday.

Wow. Poorass, you are becoming quite the celebrity!

 
At June 20, 2006 3:12 PM, Anonymous Art Chic said...

Yeh PoorAss you cannot, should not, and I think will not drop this site. Open a Cafe Press store to generate funds (I'd buy a anti-you-know-who-tee shirt).

Honey the A-listers (including Jennifer Aniston) would be kissing your ass. But promise you will NEVAH promote Tom Cruise.

 
At June 20, 2006 3:35 PM, Blogger dreamingofdavey said...

I leave for a few days, and look at you!!!


you are doing quite well, and I wasnt gone that long!




love the site, hope it goes soooo far, and dont forget me as one of the first readers ever :)

<3

 
At June 20, 2006 3:44 PM, Anonymous petrucchio said...

Of course she pulled a Paris. No one ever donned a brown wig before Paris Hilton did it. She is a genius, with lots of geniusity. She's peppered. She's braziliant, even! Come on. Show some respect for the woman who invented....well gosh darn just about everything! Including herpes.

 
At June 20, 2006 5:52 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

tonya

"I am sure between some of us "regulars" who have been w/you since day one, we can keep this site going."

Yeah, that's what I was thinking. I'm having some fun with this site right now, but it's starting to be somewhat time consuming. I suppose it's because I respond to most of the comments that are posted, as I believe the visitors are what makes a site and I don't want to just ignore what they're saying.

And as for adding others as posters, that's totally what I was thinking about doing before I went with the option of closing the sit down. I'm pretty sure this is a very easy thing to do with blogger. I say 'pretty sure' because starting this site was the first experience I've had with blogger (and learning the site was one of the main drives behind starting the site), so I'm still fairly new to all the extra features.


"Wow. Poorass, you are becoming quite the celebrity!"

Maybe next I can start selling out! LOL! I actually don't really have any interest in being 'known' or anything like that, this site was just for fun. I'm more of a behind-the-scenes type of person, I'm not really a fan of the limelight. Hence the anonimity on this site.

 
At June 20, 2006 9:04 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

dreamingofdavey

"love the site, hope it goes soooo far, and dont forget me as one of the first readers ever :)

Oh I'll never forget you! hehe... especially since I may have been the first (and only) person to see your pic before you took it off your blog :)

Plus you submitted "GyllenHO" for the "Stupid Perez Words" list, so you're forever going to be immortalized on that post, hehe.

 
At June 20, 2006 9:08 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

petrucchio

"She is a genius, with lots of geniusity. She's peppered. She's braziliant, even! Come on. Show some respect for the woman who invented....well gosh darn just about everything! Including herpes."

Well to be fair, I don't think she invented herpes, but she did have her own herpes mutate into 7 other forms of herpes. So she is still an innovator! No, a PIONEER!

 
At June 23, 2006 8:21 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

Art Chic

"Yeh PoorAss you cannot, should not, and I think will not drop this site."

I have some business coming up shortly that might cause me to withdraw myself, but at the very least I'd hand the site over to someone else to run. There are too many Perez haters out there and they need a place to vent, hehe.


"Open a Cafe Press store to generate funds (I'd buy a anti-you-know-who-tee shirt)."

Well it's not really about the money, it's more about the time I've been spending on it lately.


"promise you will NEVAH promote Tom Cruise."

OH DEAR GOD, I PROMISE! You have nothing to worry about there, hehe.

 

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