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Tuesday, July 04, 2006

Happy 4th - a Repost of My 2 Cents  

Pretzle is the Winner!!! The Pretz has landed.

I am not totally agreeing with his supposed hatred of blacks. I think it is much more simple than that. I think he hates anyone who doesn't love his site. Plain and simple. He is wishy washy. One day he calls Janet fat, the next he touts her hot bod. He always loves Beyonce. Tyson, well obviously Pretzle hit on him or something and that is why the disdain.

Pretzle is a poseur. That is the worst degrading comment my friends and I could think of. Even worse than "cum guzzling gutter slut" which came really, really close. He might be that too, but bottom line, he is a wannabe poseur.

POSEUR: One who affects a particular attribute, attitude, or identity to impress or influence others.

LMAO. Sooooo the Pretz.

Whoreanusly yours,
Ms. PoorAss Hilton

     [ by Ms.PoorAssHilton, 7/04/2006   --


At July 04, 2006 10:02 AM, Blogger George M. said...

You're my hero, Miss P! I love you!

At July 04, 2006 10:32 AM, Blogger George M. said...

reiterate my offer to perform cunnilingus on you until you experience multiple orgasms. As you know, I was trained by a lesbian and I am better than any lesbian. Every man has one area of expertise and this is mine. I make this offer without implication that you can't find a man or woman to do this to you yourself - although I doubt you can find anyone else who can bring you to a simultaneous vaginal/clitoral multiple orgasms. Rather, I appreciate your efforts in running this site, and I have a sincere desire to taste you as you writhe in orgasm against my face.

Just tell me when and where and I will be there.

At July 04, 2006 2:36 PM, Anonymous Snow White said...

Actually I always think of him as a broken down cock garage, but that is just me.

He sure lets the racism flow on his comments though. I guess he hates blacks, and homersexuals too!

At July 04, 2006 3:27 PM, Anonymous al_gore said...

I thought you were going to compile the list of submitted names and allow the readership to VOTE???

Did I miss a POLL posting somewhere on the site?

When did we all decide on Pretzle???

At July 04, 2006 4:29 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I liked Poo-rez so much better........

At July 04, 2006 5:15 PM, Anonymous AnoniMuse DaniYell said...

Cum guzzling gutter slut?
Thats a new one.. I'll have to remember it!

At July 04, 2006 5:46 PM, Blogger wwworldclique said...

Um, no... I'm fairly sure that Fatass has a bit of prejudice in him.

The thing that had me raising an eyebrow was a post he made 1-2 months ago about Star Jones. (URL: http://www.perezhilton.com/topics/star_jones/ding_dong_the_witch_is_dead_20060509.php) As a *gag*, he superimposed Star and her husband's face on the bodies of an African primitive tribe. Not sure exactly what the *joke* was, but the subtext was clear-- no matter how much blacks assimilate in American society, they will always be spear-chucking natives in sheepskins with plates in their lips.

He lets people post the most racist, vile trash on this blog even though he claims to be filtering them for content. Sorry, but between that picture and the racist stuff that he doesn't filter on his entries, I'm not sold on the idea that he *really* isn't prejudiced and is just copping an attitude.

At July 04, 2006 7:34 PM, Anonymous *tara said...

i'm really sick of how men are "in the closet" and women are "probably tranny"...
get over it, perez.
we aren't all gay!
(...not that there's anything wrong with that.)

At July 04, 2006 8:53 PM, Anonymous Tonya said...

Perez is a sell-out, pure and simple.

He sold his soul and that makes him the lowest of the low.

Seriously, he used to trash Paris. Now that she wised up and made "friends" with him, he never says a word about her. She is the smart one, she knew if she made nice w/hiim, he'd never trash her.

Team Nicole!!!!!!

At July 04, 2006 10:45 PM, Blogger Ms.PoorAssHilton said...

Al_gore - nice handle BTW. I laughed. I think I might have said I would compile a list, but the overwhelming input was Pretzle. And man, I am so forgetful, so I deeply apologize for the misstep. My bad. However, I will try to rectify this, and figure out how to make it up to you. Perhaps you can get a free week of calling him whatever you would like?? You let me know what you are thinking, and I will see if it works.

Cum guzzling gutter slut - ahhh - the classiness of us New york City chicks. ha ha! To think there was an actual conversation where it was decided that being called a 'wannabe' or 'poseur' was worse than that means many alcholic drinks were had.

Did anyone notice how Pretz claimed he needed new people to out? What an ass. Let people out themselves as they see fit. Not having some pink gay dude out them on his website. Where is the pride? Where is the love? He says he wants other new beyond Lance and Reichen, but his actions speak otherwise. He loves taking it up the - I mean - being an ass. Fuck him!!

I have to go. I am getting all riled up before bed.

At July 04, 2006 11:57 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

If he really wanted to use outing as a tool for good he would out closeted goverment officials who vote against gay marriage, instead of getting angry at someone and posting that they are gay after feeling humiliated by them. If he hadn't been such a hateful, loser poseur maybe Lance would have at least said hi instead of ignoring him at Sundance or the Replay party.

After the Tyson happening I wouldn't be surprised if the poseur continued writing snotty blurbs about him.

At July 05, 2006 8:19 AM, Anonymous *tara said...

yeah...he needs new people to "out". that doesn't seem so fair in a community that's already ridiculed (putting it lightly) by many for being "out". especially being gay himself -- where's the love?!

At July 05, 2006 9:08 AM, Anonymous lv said...

The Pee-retzle may have helped the very irritating Vanessa Minnillo one step closer to losing her job. From Gawker:

Page Six reported yesterday of an interesting fracas at Chelsea club Stereo: Entertainment Tonight correspondent and MTV VJ Vanessa Minnillo was pleasantly dancing with her posse of cleavage-happy gals when model Tyson Beckford started dancing with her, no doubt showing off his professional-level freak skills. Gossip blogger Mario Lavendeira, ever-ready to fetch drinks and defend the honor of various C-listers, saw Beckford's unwanted advances and intervened, putting a "cool" on Beckford's "steam." The two almost came to blows. Over Vanessa Minnillo. Oh, the woes of holiday gossip.

Anywho: the entire night (complete with photo documentation courtesy of Lavandeira) probably won't bode well with Entertainment Tonight execs. The suits are rumored to be less than thrilled with Millanno, whose personal life is overshadowing her compelling reporter persona. See, they don't want her to be a celebrity -- they want her to be journalist. In which case they might want to rethink their entire show.

Gawker Link

Page Six Link

way to go, Mario

At July 05, 2006 12:44 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just wanted to say I love your site. Pear-ass spreads homophobia like Paris spreads her legs. Much needed site, keep it up and force the dirty MOFOS out.

At July 05, 2006 2:42 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I can't wait for someone to sue Marioioio for defamation and slander. Like one more post on Tom Cruise and his gayness and *pow* - right back in bankruptcy court.

At July 05, 2006 3:15 PM, Blogger Melanie said...

Notice that Perez also didn't making any postings regarding Tori Spelling and the magazine incident. You see it on ever other site, yet he has written nothing. God, he really sells out for his "friends" doesn't he?

At July 05, 2006 6:32 PM, Anonymous Life's a bitch and so am I said...

The problem is Mario can only do a BK once a decade. Damn that internship in banking!

I like the idea of outting government officials who are gay and vote against equal rights! Brilliant!!!

All and all today's read leaves me to believe that slooooowly people will realize hanging out with him is going to kill their careers, when he's used and abused them, he'll move on because he's a social leech. Leech tard, excuse me.

Why the guys at wow are even bothering with him is beyond me, they are so talented and Mario's so... not. Perhaps they will do a hachet job on him and that will be a thing of beauty.

At July 06, 2006 4:51 AM, Blogger Bedazzler said...

I think Ms Poorass was making a play on Perez's habit of doing the same thing (as I wrote in one of my interviews with him), where he invites submissions to name a celebrity, or celebrity couple, and gets hundreds of submissions, and then goes ahead and does whatever HE wants anyway ( with absolute disregard for what his readers request). He usually picks the fucking lamest moniker, that HE'S made up, one that no-one even suggested in the first place.


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