PoorAss Hilton
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Sunday, June 18, 2006

"Love Me Some Lohan"  (view)

Perez... this is just sad.

It's a well known fact that you two love each other, so a testimonial from her means jack shit. Could it be that Lindsay has given you some money so that you'll feature her more often Perez? She couldn't possibly be paying you more than Parisite is!

This was obviously a pathetic attempt at you and Lindsay doing each other a favour for publicity. You know, you scratch her back, she shaves yours. It's like the pictures you posted the other day of her drinking lemonade. Where the hell's the gossip in that?!

PS - And "peppered", give it a fuckin' rest already. Like everyone on your own damn site keeps telling you, it sucks and it's not going to catch on. Let it go Perez, let it go!

     [ by PoorAss Hilton, 6/18/2006   --


At June 18, 2006 1:47 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...


At June 18, 2006 1:50 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...


At June 18, 2006 1:51 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have it on good authority that Perez's dream in life is to be Lindsay Lohan's tampon

At June 18, 2006 1:55 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

OMG! You should start a list of all the people Perez is selling out for!

At June 18, 2006 2:12 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...


he has 700k + hits / day

hes obviously doing something right

it seems like you are just jealous

At June 18, 2006 2:18 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Uh oh, he called PoorAss jealous! Here we go again...

At June 18, 2006 2:28 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

why is perez such a douchebag?

At June 18, 2006 2:45 AM, Anonymous PurrAss said...


Perez on the other hand can go to hell!

At June 18, 2006 2:58 AM, Anonymous josie said...

OMG this is hilarious. if you think perez is such a nobody then WHY do you have an entire blog dedicated to him? SERIOUSLY, this is just pathetic. hahahah

At June 18, 2006 8:11 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

The only thing sadder than Perez Hilton is somebody obsessively writing about him. Either you are trying desparately to gain some notoriety by bashing someone else's work, which just reflects poorly on you, or you are secretly in love with him. Either way, this website is pretty sad. Create some unique content or take the site down, this is pathetic.

At June 18, 2006 9:08 AM, Blogger Anouka said...

oh. i thought the 'lemonade' pictures were about her actually eating and not starving herself. it's always good when someone is eating healthy instead of living on the coke and diet pill plan. a lame way to do it, is the consensus?

At June 18, 2006 9:15 AM, Anonymous Scotland The Brave said...

Poorass has simply grown tired of Perez and his obvious shilling for certain celebs. This site is just to bash Perez for his sell out antics, shameless self-promoting and sophomoric comments.

Perez was rather amusing initially, but now he is only amusing once in awhile. And the blatant selling out to Paris and Lohan..Yuck.

Of course Perez has more gossip and the like..that is what his site is about. This site is to comment about PEREZ. We take what Perez says and comment on that. DUH! There are many of us in blog land who have grown tired of Perez and no longer accept his spoon feeding us his crap.

At June 18, 2006 9:34 AM, Blogger Sinead said...

Holy crap dude/dudette.
Get a life ahahaha
He's a little gossip columnist, let him have his little life,
you must be forsaking your own to follow every article he writes.

At June 18, 2006 9:51 AM, Anonymous perez cock said...

I love how all of Perez's lovers are coming over here.

This site is great and Perez is just a fat, worthless hanger on.

At June 18, 2006 12:25 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

"Create some unique content or take the site down, this is pathetic"

And I suppose you coming here to post this comment was "cool"?

At June 18, 2006 12:29 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Great site! Keep it up! I loathe Perez--he is sooooo pathetic. He's peppered!

At June 18, 2006 12:33 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

Scotland The Brave

Good lord man, well put!

At June 18, 2006 12:39 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...


"He's a little gossip columnist, let him have his little life"

No, he was a little gossip columnist. Now he's a complete sellout that posts mostly crap to his site, lies about having an exclusive on certain stories, thinks he's god and treats everyone like shit, tries to 'out' tons of straight people because he has no real news on them, and, well, should I really go on?

At June 18, 2006 12:46 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

Perez cock

"This site is great and Perez is just a fat, worthless hanger on."

We here at PoorAssHilton prefer the term "bottom feeder". It just suits Perez so well, in so many ways. (eww!)

At June 18, 2006 5:29 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

To My Hero:

If you go to the earliest archives on the blog of Celebritie Terroriste, there's a whole bunch of amusements on Perez!! Have fun all!!


At June 18, 2006 5:36 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Perezzles head is humongous, his teeth look like they belong to Mr. Ed, or Seabiscut. He seems never to shave, so he looks like a panhandler wearing clothes he got at some mission.

He was funny, now he's disturbing.

At June 18, 2006 5:53 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...


Oh my! My first marriage proposal! And here I am at a loss for words for the first time since I started this site, hehe.

At June 18, 2006 6:00 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

To whoever keeps posting the cheesy affiliate site links in these comments.

Do you really think I wasn't going to delete them? And continue to do so as long as you keep posting them?

Quit wasting your time.

At June 18, 2006 6:59 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

just read your profile and what exactly does this mean?

"Perez lives in Brokeback, I mean Hollywood, California and writes a celebrity gossip blog, but most of the time the information is biased, false or misleading (or just plain sucks ass!)."

are you implying that everyone that lives in hollywood is gay? because i hate to disappoint you but we are not (not that there is anything wrong with that). you shouldn't generalize and stereotype people or are you just homophobic? i hope you put a response up because you seem to have the time on your hands to do that. also you shouldn't try humor because you are dryer than perez. maybe check out dlisted and steal from funny material from there.

At June 18, 2006 7:13 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

also you shouldn't try humor because you are dryer than perez.

I disagree.

At June 18, 2006 7:13 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

"are you implying that everyone that lives in hollywood is gay? because i hate to disappoint you but we are not"

Yes, I'm implying that everyone in Hollywood is gay. Of course I'm not you idiot, I was merely throwing 'Brokeback' in there to have some fun. Someone needs to lighten up a bit.

"you shouldn't generalize and stereotype people or are you just homophobic?"

I wasn't generalizing nor stereotyping. I have quite a few friends that are gay and they'll tell you that by no means am I a homophobe. It doesn't bother me one bit.

I use the word 'Brokeback' as a joke and now I'm a stereotyping homophobe. That's funny.

At June 18, 2006 8:08 PM, Blogger Cara.Ponchada said...

I luv Perez. He's a sweetie!

At June 19, 2006 1:26 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

perez rrrrrulez!

At June 19, 2006 7:47 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Love this site. hate that you link to his. Each time you do you are helping him get richer off his advertisers (who pay based on click thrus).

As I've said on his site, Perez (aka. Mario) is the blistering boil on the ass of Hollywood. He's painful to look at.

At June 19, 2006 10:05 AM, Anonymous LV said...

Peerez lost the Simple Life banner. And the comments are way down. Most are trolls, and the few positive comments are Perez himself half the time, he's done that forever and it's so fricking obvious.

I do believe that this is the beginning of the end for ol' melonhead.

And for all those people who are all "don't you have anything better to do/you're just jealous of Peerez" to PoorAss, don;t you know that blogging about other blogs or sites is very au courant? Many popular (or notorious) sites have anti-sites. That's the internet for ya, move with the times.

At June 19, 2006 1:04 PM, Anonymous Tonya said...

"He's a little gossip columnist, let him have his little life"

There's nothing "little" about Perez. Not his column, his life and especially not him.

And Lohan is about as useless as him. They should be friends.

For all of you bashing Poorass, what is the difference in his site, and YOU coming here to bash him? He's way more entertaining than Perez. Plus, he's not some fatass loser who sucks Paris' ass.

At June 19, 2006 6:45 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

"Love this site. hate that you link to his."

Unfortunately, given the theme of this site, it would be pretty hard to not link to his site.

I have to have the "View this article" links so that it's easy for visitors to see what I'm talking about.

Besides, the only traffic that comes to this site is through Perez's site, so they've already been to his site and going back to it from here shouldn't make him any more money. And if it does, his advertisers are really dumb for having it setup that way.

At June 19, 2006 7:05 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...


"Peerez lost the Simple Life banner"

Hmm, this is kind of interesting. I wonder if him and the skank are on the outs right now. She's probably pissed that Kevin Federline has been getting more face time on his site then her lately.

At June 19, 2006 8:18 PM, Anonymous Paris sucks greek weiners said...

Paris must find a new Greek to suck so she stays in the press and Perez can boost the news!


At June 19, 2006 11:18 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

Paris sucks greek weiners

"Paris must find a new Greek to suck so she stays in the press and Perez can boost the news!"

No kidding eh! What's with her and greek heirs, is that just 'her thing'?

Maybe she needs to find herself someone else that inherited a buttload of money instead of actually working for a living, otherwise they'd see her for the moron that she is. Although if there's someone out there that doesn't already know what a moron Parisite is, then those two are made for each other.

At June 20, 2006 3:37 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

u are amazing!
i gotta say i used to browse on perezblog but nowdays hes so running out of lies that he only talks about himself..but wait? since when perez is a celebrity? he should go back to where he came from, sucking paris ass, druging himself and sucking some poor ppls cocks....i mean....who ever have a "goal for life" of being a c-list celeb that everyone laughs at...true media ppl laugh at him, true celebs hate him, he has a BLOG (thats not even a real website, just a shitty blog, and he takes hes living of it!)....it makes me sad....


At June 20, 2006 7:56 AM, Blogger Van Nasty said...

i didnt think it could get worse than peppered until i saw "pepperez" which is just pathetic. the sad thing is, i still cant stop reading it! i hate that i contribute to his hits!

At June 22, 2006 7:26 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I love the title of his article, "Love Me Some Lohan". Like we didn't already know that.

At June 23, 2006 7:39 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...


I've been waiting to hear back from C.T. to find out if there's any kind of a search function on the site that I'm just missing, but I haven't heard back yet.

I may just have to do the manual search soon.


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