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Sunday, June 18, 2006


"Love Me Some Lohan"  (view)

Perez... this is just sad.

It's a well known fact that you two love each other, so a testimonial from her means jack shit. Could it be that Lindsay has given you some money so that you'll feature her more often Perez? She couldn't possibly be paying you more than Parisite is!

This was obviously a pathetic attempt at you and Lindsay doing each other a favour for publicity. You know, you scratch her back, she shaves yours. It's like the pictures you posted the other day of her drinking lemonade. Where the hell's the gossip in that?!

PS - And "peppered", give it a fuckin' rest already. Like everyone on your own damn site keeps telling you, it sucks and it's not going to catch on. Let it go Perez, let it go!

     [ by Anonymous, 6/18/2006   --




23 Comments:

At June 18, 2006 1:47 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

FIRST!

 
At June 18, 2006 1:50 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'M SO SICK AND TIRED OF HEARING ABOUT FIRE CROTCH!!!!!!!

 
At June 18, 2006 1:51 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have it on good authority that Perez's dream in life is to be Lindsay Lohan's tampon

 
At June 18, 2006 1:55 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

OMG! You should start a list of all the people Perez is selling out for!

 
At June 18, 2006 2:12 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

loser!

he has 700k + hits / day

hes obviously doing something right

it seems like you are just jealous

 
At June 18, 2006 2:18 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Uh oh, he called PoorAss jealous! Here we go again...

 
At June 18, 2006 2:45 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

MARRY ME POORASS??? I THINK I LOVE YOU!!

Perez on the other hand can go to hell!

 
At June 18, 2006 2:58 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

OMG this is hilarious. if you think perez is such a nobody then WHY do you have an entire blog dedicated to him? SERIOUSLY, this is just pathetic. hahahah

 
At June 18, 2006 8:11 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

The only thing sadder than Perez Hilton is somebody obsessively writing about him. Either you are trying desparately to gain some notoriety by bashing someone else's work, which just reflects poorly on you, or you are secretly in love with him. Either way, this website is pretty sad. Create some unique content or take the site down, this is pathetic.

 
At June 18, 2006 9:15 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Poorass has simply grown tired of Perez and his obvious shilling for certain celebs. This site is just to bash Perez for his sell out antics, shameless self-promoting and sophomoric comments.

Perez was rather amusing initially, but now he is only amusing once in awhile. And the blatant selling out to Paris and Lohan..Yuck.

Of course Perez has more gossip and the like..that is what his site is about. This site is to comment about PEREZ. We take what Perez says and comment on that. DUH! There are many of us in blog land who have grown tired of Perez and no longer accept his spoon feeding us his crap.

 
At June 18, 2006 9:34 AM, Blogger sinead said...

Holy crap dude/dudette.
Get a life ahahaha
He's a little gossip columnist, let him have his little life,
you must be forsaking your own to follow every article he writes.

 
At June 18, 2006 9:51 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I love how all of Perez's lovers are coming over here.

This site is great and Perez is just a fat, worthless hanger on.

 
At June 18, 2006 12:29 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Great site! Keep it up! I loathe Perez--he is sooooo pathetic. He's peppered!

 
At June 18, 2006 5:29 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

To My Hero:

If you go to the earliest archives on the blog of Celebritie Terroriste, there's a whole bunch of amusements on Perez!! Have fun all!!

Charlotte

 
At June 18, 2006 5:36 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Perezzles head is humongous, his teeth look like they belong to Mr. Ed, or Seabiscut. He seems never to shave, so he looks like a panhandler wearing clothes he got at some mission.

He was funny, now he's disturbing.

 
At June 18, 2006 6:59 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

just read your profile and what exactly does this mean?

"Perez lives in Brokeback, I mean Hollywood, California and writes a celebrity gossip blog, but most of the time the information is biased, false or misleading (or just plain sucks ass!)."

are you implying that everyone that lives in hollywood is gay? because i hate to disappoint you but we are not (not that there is anything wrong with that). you shouldn't generalize and stereotype people or are you just homophobic? i hope you put a response up because you seem to have the time on your hands to do that. also you shouldn't try humor because you are dryer than perez. maybe check out dlisted and steal from funny material from there.

 
At June 18, 2006 7:13 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

also you shouldn't try humor because you are dryer than perez.

I disagree.

 
At June 19, 2006 1:26 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

perez rrrrrulez!

 
At June 19, 2006 7:47 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Love this site. hate that you link to his. Each time you do you are helping him get richer off his advertisers (who pay based on click thrus).

As I've said on his site, Perez (aka. Mario) is the blistering boil on the ass of Hollywood. He's painful to look at.

 
At June 19, 2006 10:05 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Peerez lost the Simple Life banner. And the comments are way down. Most are trolls, and the few positive comments are Perez himself half the time, he's done that forever and it's so fricking obvious.

I do believe that this is the beginning of the end for ol' melonhead.

And for all those people who are all "don't you have anything better to do/you're just jealous of Peerez" to PoorAss, don;t you know that blogging about other blogs or sites is very au courant? Many popular (or notorious) sites have anti-sites. That's the internet for ya, move with the times.

 
At June 19, 2006 8:18 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Paris must find a new Greek to suck so she stays in the press and Perez can boost the news!

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

 
At June 20, 2006 7:56 AM, Blogger van nasty said...

i didnt think it could get worse than peppered until i saw "pepperez" which is just pathetic. the sad thing is, i still cant stop reading it! i hate that i contribute to his hits!

 
At June 22, 2006 7:26 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I love the title of his article, "Love Me Some Lohan". Like we didn't already know that.

 

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