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Sunday, June 18, 2006


Is Perez in love with Kevin Federline?  

Am I the only one that thinks Perez has a thing for Kevin Federline?

Two days ago he posted this article, in which he states that he hates to admit it (yeah, right), but Keven looked hot on the wave runner. Since this post there have been two other Kevin Federline posts ("Fill In The Blank" and "Separated At Birth: World Cup Edition", neither of which have any actual news or gossip in them. I think Perez just wanted his new flame to have ample face time on his website. Awww, that's so cute Perez.

All the name calling makes sense now... he doesn't hate Kevin Federline, he was flirting with him.

Sorry Perez, he's kind of taken. But keep circulating those online profiles of yours and I'm sure you'll find someone eventually!

     [ by PoorAss Hilton, 6/18/2006   --




17 Comments:

At June 18, 2006 1:34 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

FIRST!

 
At June 18, 2006 1:46 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

oh he is SOOOO inlove with Kever Federline

 
At June 18, 2006 1:47 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I meant Kevin, obviously

 
At June 18, 2006 1:54 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

but he DID look hot on the wave runner I'll give him that.

i think it's just the way he dresses that makes him look like a goof sometimes. he's actually a good looking guy.

 
At June 18, 2006 9:06 AM, Blogger Anouka said...

or maybe perez doesn't have any news or gossip or rumors, so he's just filling space with what he thinks will be an easy target for skewering.

 
At June 18, 2006 9:24 AM, Anonymous Scotland The Brave said...

Kevin Federline is Hot??? Do you people have your wigs on too tight?

Yeah..loved the online personal profiile of Perez..obviously the photo was from when he was using meth. Now that he is clean, he is turning into a tubby bitch. As Michael K says..you know Perez would love to "hit" Federline. Perez makes fun of Federline's rap album, yet loves the trash churned out by Paris? Follow the money trail.

 
At June 18, 2006 9:48 AM, Anonymous Perez cock said...

I keep asking him if he wants to be k-feds butt buddy but he seems to be deleting my posts.

Why do you think he does that?

 
At June 18, 2006 9:50 AM, Anonymous perez cock said...

Oh yea what the heck does saying first mean?
Like anyone cares that you posted first. Big friggin deal

 
At June 18, 2006 12:29 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

Anouka

"or maybe perez doesn't have any news or gossip or rumors, so he's just filling space with what he thinks will be an easy target for skewering."

Oh yeah, that's totally part of it too. There are many, many reasons for Perez's idiotic posts.

 
At June 18, 2006 12:41 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

Perez cock

"I keep asking him if he wants to be k-feds butt buddy but he seems to be deleting my posts.

Why do you think he does that?
"

Because the truth hurts, especially when he knows he can't have him.

 
At June 18, 2006 6:20 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yes. Who isn't? LOL

 
At June 18, 2006 8:10 PM, Blogger Cara.Ponchada said...

KFed is hot! I'd spread my cheeks 4 him!

 
At June 19, 2006 12:55 PM, Anonymous Tonya said...

I personally think KFed is fug, but compared to Perez, he's hotter than Brad Pitt.

He does post ALOT about Kevin, and I thought the same to myself one day, that he has the hots for him. I am sure KFed is flattered.

 
At June 20, 2006 3:47 PM, Anonymous petrucchio said...

Nope, not Federline. He's got a thing for Lance Bass. Christ, could it be any more obvious that Perez wants a piece of that boy band meat log?

 
At June 20, 2006 9:19 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

petrucchio

"boy band meat log"

Wasn't that the name of *NSYNC's second album?

 
At June 21, 2006 1:41 PM, Anonymous petrucchio said...

lol...if it wasn't, it should have been!

 
At June 26, 2006 2:46 AM, Blogger Bedazzler said...

Omg, are you like legally blind?KFED looks like a DROWNED RAT.
That said, it is pathetic they way that Perez scrawls "K-FAG" on all the pics. What a stupid piece of shit.

 

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