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Friday, June 16, 2006


Perez is monitoring comments on his site now  

Well it's 100% confirmed, Perez has started monitoring the comments on his site now.

I know this because he keeps going through and deleting the URL to this site every time I post it. I went back to read the comments on some of the articles from earlier today, and to my surprise my comments were nowhere to be found. Maybe that's what was happening last night too, he was just sitting there deleting them as I was posting them.

How could this site be hurting him at all? It can't. Period. He's just a childish little girl that can't take it when someone spreads the truth about him.

Just when you thought Perez couldn't get any more pathetic, he surprises us yet again.

     [ by PoorAss Hilton, 6/16/2006   --




37 Comments:

At June 16, 2006 10:09 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

first

 
At June 16, 2006 10:10 PM, Anonymous Sarah said...

Where does he find the time with all his celebrity parties?? Pfff.

 
At June 16, 2006 10:13 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

i cant believe what a tool that guy is

 
At June 16, 2006 10:20 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

is he monitoring comments now becauseof THIS site?

 
At June 16, 2006 10:23 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you make fun of him, his advertisers may realize he's jumped the shark and his world of rubbing his chub up against Paris will be over.

It's all downhill from here on out. So many other *better* bloggers are being interviewed, it's a gimmick now.

 
At June 16, 2006 10:33 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

"is he monitoring comments now becauseof THIS site?"

I highly doubt it. It's only been up for a few days.

 
At June 16, 2006 10:35 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

"...and his world of rubbing his chub up against Paris will be over."

HAHAHAHAH, I still can't stop chuckling about this one. I haven't heard 'chub' for so long.

 
At June 16, 2006 10:37 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ok I'm glad I'm not on hallucinating. I THOUGHT I saw posts disappearing on his site but I guess it's just Perez's fat fingers hitting the delete key.

 
At June 16, 2006 11:02 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

i can't believe it took him this long to monitor comments. 90% of the comments are people calling him a loser

 
At June 16, 2006 11:23 PM, Blogger Brandon said...

Same thing used to happen to me when I would link to my blog on there. But he sometimes gets lazy and you can get like 1000+ extra hits per day by advertising on there when he doesn't delete shit.

 
At June 16, 2006 11:46 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

Brandon

"But he sometimes gets lazy and you can get like 1000+ extra hits per day by advertising on there when he doesn't delete shit"

I don't doubt that one bit. I still can't believe the amount of traffic that starting coming through to this site almost instantly. Although maybe it helps that it's a Perez bashing site, hehe.

 
At June 17, 2006 12:08 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

i like what youre doing here. someone stepping up to the parasite hilton. you know the broke ass who thinks putting hilton as a last name will get himself recognition. whatcha need to do is find the vh1 episode, where he attempted to lose weight. i say attempt because if youve seen him recently, he hasn't lost shit. he acted a fool and not only that, he talks shit about britney and i know, dateline, the make up, it's hard NOT to talk shit about that girl these days, but her weight...she has an excuse for now, she's carrying another federline baby. whats perez's excuse?

 
At June 17, 2006 1:19 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

hey perez i have a story for you... YOU SUCK!

keep this site alive! i hate that dickwad perez!

 
At June 17, 2006 7:22 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

nice one, you have the audacity to bash on perez but you can't even show your face.

i know who the real man is out of you two.

 
At June 17, 2006 11:50 AM, Blogger dreamingofdavey said...

"...and his world of rubbing his chub up against Paris will be over."

'HAHAHAHAH, I still can't stop chuckling about this one. I haven't heard 'chub' for so long.'



that was the best thing I have ever read on any blog...ever!!!




'nice one, you have the audacity to bash on perez but you can't even show your face.

i know who the real man is out of you two.'



"audacity"?????




I think we just found Perez on here....



:)



<3

 
At June 17, 2006 11:52 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Perez is awesome, ur just jealous he gets more gossip then u do.

 
At June 17, 2006 2:04 PM, Blogger Brandon said...

Name one person you dislike greatly; say, George W. Bush. Do you hate him and make fun of him because you're jealous of him? NO!

 
At June 17, 2006 2:21 PM, Anonymous Scotland The Brave said...

I found your site by clicking the link posted in one of the comment sections on Perez's site. Did it again this morning. Seems that he hasn't managed to delete all of the links yet. Look..he is a tubby bitch and as a tubby bitch myself..I should know...Tubby bitches are lazy. So Perez "Tubby Bitch" Hilton is waaaay too lazy to monitor his site that closely and delete your links. I can't believe Tubby Bitch lets himself be photographed in such scaffy outfits that accentuate his fat arse and saggy tits. Use some gaffer's tape and strap those girls in place Perez!

Loved the info about the alleged check fraud and meth use. Nothing but class!!

 
At June 17, 2006 6:04 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You truely are just jealous that Perez gets more publicity, goes to more celebrity parties and gets more traffic on his website. You're the loser who re-posts his articles because you can't get lazy self off to find your own gossip. Secretly, I know you love him!

 
At June 17, 2006 6:56 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

"nice one, you have the audacity to bash on perez but you can't even show your face"

Why on earth would I want to do that? Perez wants to be in the spotlight, so he's puts himself out there. As I've said many times, I'm just screwing around here, and it's not like I take this seriously.

I'm never going put up a picture of myself or use my real name, so just let it go. Even if you found out who I am, it really wouldn't make any difference. I'm nobody.

 
At June 17, 2006 7:26 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

**he talks shit about britney and i know, dateline, the make up, it's hard NOT to talk shit about that girl these days, but her weight...she has an excuse for now, she's carrying another federline baby. whats perez's excuse? **

He's carrying da Federlines baby too? It would explain a lot. Except for the facial hair, I mean he's sporting the hip spread, and the moobs.

 
At June 17, 2006 7:30 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

"I think we just found Perez on here...."

Oh yeah, I guess he could actually just pop on here eh. Honestly hadn't even crossed my mind. Maybe that's why my site's gotten slower and takes longer to submit forms.

 
At June 17, 2006 7:34 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

"Perez is awesome, ur just jealous he gets more gossip then u do."

Have you not been paying attention?! This isn't a gossip site, it's a site about Perez. I have no interest in posting gossip, unless it's about Perez!

No shit he gets more gossip then I do dickwad. Perez has sources. I have a Doritos. You don't get many juicy tips from Doritos. They're a quiet bunch.

 
At June 17, 2006 7:39 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

Scotland The Brave

"Loved the info about the alleged check fraud and meth use. Nothing but class!!"

Well he is a classy guy in general. How can he not be, hanging around with Paris and all.

 
At June 17, 2006 7:40 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Figures BRANDON would leave a comment- he hates Perez too. Fess Up

Charlotte

 
At June 17, 2006 7:50 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

"You truely are just jealous that Perez gets more publicity"

*sigh* Are you mentally challenged? Drunk perhaps? Why the hell would I want publicity? This site is a joke, I'm not going to benefit from it whatsoever, and if for some reason it somehow did get more notice then just some visitors coming to bitch about Perez, I'd probably shut it down.

It's for fun, plain and simple. Nothing more, nothing less. If I started to get all this publicity you're talking about, it would become a pain in the ass and I'd disappear like a shadow and the site would be gone.

Publicity. Gimme a fuckin' break.


"You're the loser who re-posts his articles because you can't get lazy self off to find your own gossip."

Where on my site does it say it's a gossip site? NOWHERE! It's a site about Perez. If it was a gossip site would I only re-post the articles where Perez does, says, or posts something stupid? No, I'd repost everything. But again, this isn't a gossip site dipshit.


"goes to more celebrity parties"

Well I'm not going to lie and say that wouldn't be fun... for a while. I really could care less. At what price does Perez get to go these parties? I wouldn't be willing to pay that price. You know, selling out.

I'm happy with the parties I have with friends. I'm not actually one for the spotlight, so I'm not exactly all sad and depressed that I can't go hang with a bunch of Hollywood phonies like Perez.


"and gets more traffic on his website."

Ok, when I asked you earlier if you were mentally challenged, how about we just pretend that was a rhetorical question.

It would be physically impossible for me to get more traffic than Perez, considering all my traffic comes from his site.

Good lord, why did I just waste time responding to a fucknut like you.

 
At June 17, 2006 9:49 PM, Anonymous Nennette said...

Figures BRANDON would leave a comment- he hates Perez too. Fess Up

Charlotte


Brandon is just a retard exploiter who's mad the object of his affection Annette is not talked about anywhere else but his blog. Be nice.

 
At June 18, 2006 9:34 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I suggest that you post your site on Perez's IMDB page. There seems to be a lot of hatred towards him there too.

 
At June 18, 2006 1:21 PM, Anonymous *tara said...

has he started editing any comments left with your url, changing them to his url and his little tagline "for all your celebrity news, celeb gossip, paris, nicole, perez hilton."...? don't know, just seems odd that i've been seeing random comments on his site by random people promoting his site?!

 
At June 18, 2006 3:00 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

*tara

I noticed that too, and it did seem kinda odd. I was actually getting the exact same posts on this site, but of course I was just deleting them.

From the other stuff they said in the comments on this site, it seems like they were trying to setup some kind of reciprocal linking strategy for search engines.

However, considering they don't even have a grasp on the english language, I don' think they're going to make it very far.

"recursive linking for search engine SEO is a bitch"

First, it's not recursive, it's reciprocal, and second, saying "search engine SEO" is basically like saying "search engine search engine optimization". Must have taken language classes at the same place Perez did.

Ahhh, Perez and his fleet of morons, gotta love it.

 
At June 18, 2006 6:23 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Um, he does have that right, you know (however ghey it might seem). But... why not delete all the pointless "FIRST" comments?

 
At June 18, 2006 6:46 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

"why not delete all the pointless "FIRST" comments?"

Because the 'first' comments aren't blatant advertising and are completely harmless.

I still don't understand what the joy of being first is (unless you actually have something else to say as well), but if people want to do that, more power to 'em.

 
At June 18, 2006 7:17 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Because the 'first' comments aren't blatant advertising and are completely harmless.

Ah... yes... I suppose I knew that already :(

Just seems kinda strange to me that's all. I mean, if I were running Perez's blog I'd delete them... I guess that's what I was getting @. They just make the blog less legit/professional (if that's even possible, LOL).

 
At June 18, 2006 8:13 PM, Blogger Cara.Ponchada said...

Poor Perezito :( He has a lot of self-esteem issues. Don't be mean!

 
At June 19, 2006 6:38 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

FoxyFanny

"Poor Perezito :( He has a lot of self-esteem issues. Don't be mean!"

Although I do agree that you have one foxy fanny (if that's a pic of you, that is), but I disagree with your comment above.

Do some celebrities not have self-esteem issues? Is Perez not mean to them on a regular basis? Why can't he have a taste of his own medicine?

And I'm only making fun of one person, not a ton of them, and besides, it's justified.

Hello?! He's a "celebrity gossip columnist", I think he knows what happens to private lives when that spotlight hits.

PS - And at least I'm being truthful with my comments. As opposed to Perez who just writes "I (heart) cock!" on pictures of random STRAIGHT people.

 
At June 20, 2006 8:24 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

'last'

 
At June 23, 2006 6:10 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

good luck with your endeavors here. you know i just think the folks that go to perez's site are jsut not interested in reliabel information. They do not care if perez is an ass kisser....sigh....blame it on youth.

And oh yeah, Im last.

 

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