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Saturday, July 08, 2006

I Can See Clearly Now....  

Hello everyone,

I was just cruising Pretz's site (something I am becoming less entertained with) and realized that he gets most of his new news from his "boardroom". So essentially, he isn't a gossip hound like he claims to be, he merely puts the word out that he wants news, and lets the minions get it for him. What kind of nose for news is that? He is so busy taking bad pictures of himself with celebrities using the same pose that he can't even be a journalist. Not that he ever was. Again, I don't want to drive traffic to his site, so here is one post, where all of the hyperlinks (which I bolded) led to the "boardroom". It seems as though "Wonderwoman" is the main gopher. Dude, she should be selling her shit for real, instead of giving it up to some heffed out wannabe.

- Minnillo BlahNick get their sexy on together...in public!

- The Spellings are not the only Hollywood family that hate each other. Tatum O'Neal admits that her father and ex of Farrah Fawcett, Ryan, hates her guts.

- Speaking of famous families. Hilton sister Nicky has announced plans to open her own hotel. The first one will debut in our hometown of Miami.

- Is Michael Jackson paying off another sex abuse victim???

- Robert Downey, Jr. plans to write an autobiography. Don't give Andy Dick any ideas!

- This bitch is set to (temporarily) replace Star Jones on The View.

- Madonna and Guy Ritchie have moved past divorce rumors. Now the buzz is that the two plan to adopt another child.

- Are Kid Rock and Pamela Anderson back together???


- The juiciest rumor of the week.....are Nicole Richie and Jeff Goldblum a hot new couple????

I am getting bored with Pretz.
Whoreanusly yours,
Ms. PoorAss Hilton

     [ by Ms.PoorAssHilton, 7/08/2006   --


At July 08, 2006 6:49 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm getting bored with you.

At July 08, 2006 7:59 AM, Blogger Ms.PoorAssHilton said...

Then don't come back. What can I say? Dissing Perez just isn't that fun, you can only make the "he sucks, is annoying, fat, loser blah blah" comments for so long. Sorry if I am boring you, but he is boring me.

Whoreanusly yours,
Ms. PoorAss Hilton

At July 08, 2006 8:32 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

His boardroom is also slow. Almost everything that he posts has been posted on other sites by the time he puts it up. If he's posting something not posted elsewhere then you know he's making it up completely.

At July 08, 2006 9:22 AM, Anonymous *tara said...

pinkisthenewblog (trent.blogspot.com) actually has REAL gossip (i.e. not microsoft paint scribblings of semen and profanity across pictures), and posts it sooner than perez. he seems to get a lot of his "exclusives" from that website as well.

At July 08, 2006 10:16 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did you see where Perez wrote:

"We hope to attend a few of the Outfest screenings and parties over the next week and a half. However, we will not be attending the premiere of a short film that has our name in the title. Perez is NOT involved in the project and the documentary is unauthorized."

What is going on with THAT??

At July 08, 2006 10:57 AM, Anonymous petrucchio said...

His 'Separated by Laci' comment should be fodder for an interesting post...

At July 08, 2006 1:16 PM, Anonymous beeble said...

I used to moderate and admin the Perez Hilton boardroom before Perez became a fat whore. I began moderating when it got spamed by a crazy bunch of spammers. It went well for some time and I made some online friends. Some crazy things happened and Mermaid took over and even booted me out as admin a priviledge that I gave her. The originals of the boardroom now have their own boards and blogs. The people on his boardroom now are completely lame and boring like him.

At July 08, 2006 2:42 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

i don't want to drive traffic to his site..


You post ALL his photos, comment on ALL his entries, ALL his articles, EVERY FUCKING THING ON HIS SITE, and you say.. "i dont want to drive traffic to his site"

you are getting bored with him? wow you make it sound like he's forcing your loser-ass to write this whining screeching little abortion about him

At July 08, 2006 2:50 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

moderating your comments ya pathetic little bitch? weren't you bitching about how perez moderates his (even though he doesnt)?

hahahahah wow, YOU ARE SO COOL.

At July 08, 2006 4:35 PM, Blogger Ms.PoorAssHilton said...

I don't believe I ever bitched about Perez moderating his comments, I believe that was the Mr. I started moderating because I got annoyed with people posting soft porn.

I am really pathetic. You are so right. Why didn't I see that before?

Obviously, I still posted your piece of crap, so I can't really care that much about what you write about me.

At July 08, 2006 4:44 PM, Blogger Ms.PoorAssHilton said...

To the person who called me a "fucking cunt" "delusional" and a "loser ass"-
i hope you have an awesome day, and even better life and that you are really happy. i will pray for you at night and hope it all works out for you. best of luck and come back ya hear??

Whoreanusly yours,
Ms. PoorAss Hilton

At July 08, 2006 6:59 PM, Anonymous Life's a bitch and so am I said...

"We hope to attend a few of the Outfest screenings and parties over the next week and a half. However, we will not be attending the premiere of a short film that has our name in the title. Perez is NOT involved in the project and the documentary is unauthorized."

Here's the deal, he's going to outfest which celebrates film from the gay community. I believe the Perez short is a very nasty ode to the man who tries to publicly out celebs who don't want to come out, and accuses many straight men of being gay or bi. Niether of these things are acceptable in the gay community. You don't out your own, it's difficult even in a town where gayness is very accepted.

He's hated. We knew that, he knows that. He's a pig. I think it's going to excoriate him personally.

What's with the imperial "we"? He's an ubertard.

Don't listen to his babbling idiots who post over here in order to defend him. This is a blog to make fun of him, but he's just not putting much out there for anyone to work with lately.


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