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Friday, July 21, 2006

No, the site isn't live again!  

Sorry to all the Perez haters, but even though I'm making a post, this site isn't back up and running. It would be nice, but Perez just isn't worth the time and effort.

For some reason I decided to check the traffic stats for this site today, and to my surprise there are still people visiting!! hehe I can't believe the following this site got in such a short period of time.

Anyways, the reason I'm posting is because after I noticed there was still traffic coming to this site I figured I'd go see what idiotic BS Perez was up to today, and it's the same old shit!

Like, doesn't the guy get tired of being a complete fucking tool?! Although, I guess he actually thinks the shit he posts is funny... which is incredibly sad if you ask me.

I'm a pretty easy going guy, but for some reason that clusterfuck just pisses me right off. He thinks he has the right to make shit up about celebrities and call people ugly when they're obviously not, all the while he's an ugly, bloated, pathetic human being just wasting space on this planet.

I can't wait for the day when he wakes up and realized what a jackass he is, and that he has no real friends. Well, either that day or the day someone decides to shit kick him for being such a moron. Either one would make me smile.

Well, that's about it. I just felt like saying hi to the people that for some odd reason continue to visit this site, hehe.


PoorAss Hilton

     [ by PoorAss Hilton, 7/21/2006   --


At July 23, 2006 7:15 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

please keep posting...don't let Perez win! Don't give up on us.....

At July 25, 2006 12:22 AM, Anonymous Life's a bitch and so am I said...

Did you happen to notice the hideous picture of Piggelze on the Anna Smith story? Why E! dragged his smelly carcus on board I will never understand.

Seriously, check out his Macy's Day Parade head! It's non shave or recently washed head. Vile! Revolting!

Yeah, that reality show, which has no distributor, is going to be in smello-vision. Grab your gas masks while you still can!

I hope he and Paris are okay, cuz ummm she's been avoiding him more than Lindsay Hohan. Tick Tock Perez. Hate.

Glad to see you back! You are missed. *sigh*

At July 25, 2006 7:01 AM, Anonymous butch said...

We visit in hopes of something better. Your vision is shared by many. Please start a cult.
But actually, Pearass is going down and I love it. There are more criticisms of him and less activity than previously on most of his inane postings.
God bless. Keep the faith.

At July 25, 2006 7:08 AM, Anonymous vomit said...

This was on a gossip website:

Anonymous said:
This was just posted at Datalounge about our dear Perez Hilton:

"Perez Hilton, of PageSixSixSix fame--but whose real name shall remain verboten because, unlike him, I have some tact--is a total thief.

He got run out of L.A. because he is a meth addict and a thief. The boy had the gumption to steal a check from a friend's apartment and then deposit it into his own account as a third-party check. Like his ass wouldn't get caught.

But tina makes you do stupid things. He did get caught, though I'm not sure what happened with his court case. This happened like eight months ago.

Check fraud, forgery, theft. Then his blog takes off and people in L.A. started posting comments to it about the theft. He deletes them all.

So you heard it here first. If he gets any more famous, tell people not to let Perez get too close to your dresser drawers, because if he is cracked he will steal from you regardless of the consequences."

Posted on March 19, 2005 11:33 PM

At July 25, 2006 12:07 PM, Blogger Ronny said...

Ahhhhh I miss this place. I haven't look at Perez shit in weeks. But I had to today and of course the cunt is up to his same shit. That scab has the nerve to insult Cyndi Lauper. Cyndi has been a REAL friend of the community for years. Long before that herpes infested skag he hangs out with.

That fat little fuck proves what a self hating little queen that he is.

Miss you kids!!


At July 25, 2006 12:10 PM, Blogger Ronny said...

"butch said...
We visit in hopes of something better. Your vision is shared by many. Please start a cult.
But actually, Pearass is going down and I love it. There are more criticisms of him and less activity than previously on most of his inane postings.
God bless. Keep the faith."

You're right Butch. Like I said I haven't visted his site in weeks. But I did notice less responces and the majority of them are calling him out on his shit.

At July 30, 2006 12:43 AM, Blogger Bedazzler said...

It's gotta be the shitkick. I hope Tyson does it.

At July 30, 2006 2:02 AM, Anonymous Life's a bitch and so am I said...

Pig play admitted, in a sly way, that he is paid by a couple of the magazines, that's how he's getting into most of the "EVENTS" he's going to, people and intouch or us weekly. Don't care never read any of them. Save a tree and don't buy that trash.

It appears that he takes "donations" from PR people to lay off their clients.

He's got quite the little scam going if you think about it. I mean the guy never had a chance of being an actor, so he gets to be a hanger on and mooch money from several sides at a time.

Honestly, I didn't think he was that clever.

You can look up the link for the Howard Stern show, or get the transcript of the show, it's illuminatingly smug. His voice is really strange, I can't imagine why he thought he would be able to act, sounding the way he does. Denial runs deep. He's an atrocious mess actually.

At July 30, 2006 7:48 PM, Blogger Bedazzler said...

I may have totally missed the boat having been away from the action for 10 days or so...but this was posted on D-LISTED a couple of days ago.

Did Perez Hilton Out Lance Bass?

Lance Bass came out earlier this week to People Magazine confirming the gay rumors and also going public about his relationship to Reichen Lemkel. Access Hollywood asked Perez Hilton his take on helping to out Lance Bass.

Back in September 2005, Perez started posting about Lance possibly being gay. Over the next few months his coverage of the N'Sync member intensified when he broke the news that Lance was involved with Amazing Race winner, Reichen. Perez also had contests on what to the name the new couple and settled on, Princess Frosty Locks.

Perez defended his actions: "“I know there is some controversy about outing people, but I also believe the only way we're gonna have change is with visibility. And if I have to drag some people screaming out of the closet, then I will. I think that lot of celebrities have an archaic fear that being gay will hurt their career but look at Rosie. Look at Ellen."

I personally don't think Perez did anything wrong with writing about Lance. His readers should see it as speculation. I mean, there's only a few ways we would really know that Lance is gay. He could either straight up say it or he could get caught in the act. Yes, Perez might have added to the fire by constantly posting about it...but in the end I think it is Lance's choice.

That being said, I think that Perez's reason is a bunch of bullshit. Come on, I don't think this is about creating "visibilityty" and opening doors. How is forcing someone to deal with something that has probably been very painful, opening doors? This isn't about gay rights, it's about entertainment and gossip. Had Perez said "I'm just doing my job. I'm reporting what I'm told and what I think to believe is the truth", then ok...I buy that. Sometimes gossipers decide to take a more direct approach and sometimes (ala Ted Casablanca) they decide to not make it so obvious.

There's nothing wrong with what Perez did, however I think he's really fooling himself if he believes that it's about gay rights.

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At August 01, 2006 10:13 AM, Anonymous Life's a bitch and so am I said...

I agree, Perez didn't do it for a cause, but for the attention Perez could garner by exploiting someone who is famous for a talent of some sort.

Perez is a bottom feeder, who predictabley will throw anyone under a bus for fame *snicker* and fortune *bwhahahahaha*. I have a problem with outing anyone, it's nobodies business what two consenting adults do. Isn't that the theory behind recognizing gay marriage, that's it's should make no difference?

He's done more to hurt gay people than anyone who's attacked them on moral grounds. Perez will destroy gay men and women for a few bucks. End of story. Anyone who co-operates with him is doing the same thing, and it's not going to be forgotten.

At August 01, 2006 4:13 PM, Blogger V* said...

Anyone noticed that Perez has turned on Lindsay Lohan recently?

Wonder what happened there...

At August 01, 2006 11:32 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Perhaps Dina stopped sending a check?

Paris hates Lindsay. Perez is firmly up Paris's vag, and he has no plans to leave.

At August 15, 2006 3:44 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

That site is the pits. Shut the fucker down. I am humiliated to be of the same species as that waste of skin.

At August 19, 2006 9:10 PM, Blogger Sassy Ass said...

Anonymous said...
That site is the pits. Shut the fucker down. I am humiliated to be of the same species as that waste of skin.

August 15, 2006 3:44 PM

Then why post here, bitch? Muahahaha!

At August 23, 2006 12:18 PM, Blogger V* said...

I think he was referring to Perez, considering he said "that site" rather than "this site"...

At September 03, 2006 6:20 PM, Blogger Bedazzler said...

A public service announcement in
the interest of health and safety
Brandon's NO1 fansite on the NETTE!

At September 07, 2006 3:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

just wondering poorasshilton, how are you doing?

do you still visit perez's blog?

what do you think of him these days?

At September 24, 2006 9:32 PM, Blogger Kontradiction said...

fuck you for keeping your site up!

At October 05, 2006 12:08 PM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

wow, people still come here? hehe, that's amusing.

"just wondering poorasshilton, how are you doing?"

Nope, I haven't been to Perez's site in a very long time, he's just too nauseating.

At October 07, 2006 5:32 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

yeah, of course we do..does that tempt you to start your blog again? ;)

good to know you're over him, me too. gossip blogs have lost their appeal with me.

At October 24, 2006 11:16 AM, Blogger PoorAss Hilton said...

I made the mistake of checking out Perez's site today... what a fuckin' waste of time. Same old shit, same old bloated Perez.

At June 16, 2007 7:17 AM, Blogger Bedazzler said...


At October 15, 2007 1:51 PM, Anonymous Juicy UK said...

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