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Sunday, July 09, 2006

Peace. We're out!  

After much deliberation, the PoorAsses have decided to say farewell to this site, as well as that slimy sellout of a douchebag Perez.

Simply put, Perez isn't worth the time and effort. It's getting more and more painful to read the complete and utter crap that he posts on his site, and quite frankly, it's just boring.

The decision to close this site didn't come easy. However, the idea of the PoorAsses running off together to Hawaii in order to have hot, steamy, sweaty sex on the beach sounds like so much better of an idea then maintaining this site, so that's what we're going to do.

Quite frankly, we wish we'd never heard of that sellout douchebag, and we feel sorry for anyone that visits his site on a regular basis. Get lives people! But we thank everyone that came out to visit this site. You rock!

So have fun kids! It's time for us to catch our flight to Hawaii for some steamy times.


The PoorAsses

     [ by PoorAss Hilton, 7/09/2006   --


At July 09, 2006 7:51 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

i'm kind of sad that you're shutting down but i completely understand

i stopped going to his site a while ago because it's just a piece of garbage so i can't fault you for not wanting to look at it every single day

he really ISN'T worth the time

good luck to you both!

At July 09, 2006 9:27 PM, Anonymous Gianna said...

Oh,NOOOOO... come on, we were having a lot of fun here. Anyway I understand why you are not going on with the site; you are right the Pretzel is not worth the time. Good luck!!!

At July 09, 2006 11:31 PM, Anonymous Life's a ... said...

Sad to see it end but you know he's gotten so bad I can't even make myself go there to see the original article.

I think you made your point. Keep the page up for a while though. I hear it's really gotten on his nerves!!


Life's a bitch and so am I

At July 10, 2006 5:12 AM, Blogger Bedazzler said...

Remember that part in "Mommie Dearest" when Barbara Bennett was there to interview Joan, and she starts beating on Christina and when they all restrain her she lets out a primal scream. Well here's mine.

At July 10, 2006 7:12 AM, Anonymous perez cock said...

why are you going???
Don't do it.........PLEASE

At July 10, 2006 8:53 AM, Anonymous lv said...

Hey Ms. PoorAss, there is a silver lining here. Even though this site hasn't been up for long, it's helped me to completely break my addiction to Perez. I never even liked his site very much. Then I started to hate it ... then I started to enjoy hating it, which isn't very healthy or productive.

Anyway, going back and forth between there and here made me realize that the best thing any one of us can probably do is ignore that sleazy little troll completely. He's digging his own grave on a daily basis. He may acheive some success -- he wouldn't be the first degenerate to get over in society and he won't be the last, look at who he's named after, for eff's sake -- but whoever goes to him for information or calls themselves a Perez fan gets whatever they deserve. I don't care, because I'm off to DListed for good. :)

Thanks for the good times and good luck in the future. See you 'round the internets!

At July 11, 2006 2:40 PM, Anonymous Verity said...

I will miss you bitches.. will you take me to Hawaii for some hot sex too? Pretty please?

Verity xx

At July 14, 2006 3:37 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dammit! Well I can understand why, I can't really go to the Perez site either, it's gotten so utterly ridiculous! I'm gonna miss you!!!!


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