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Sunday, July 09, 2006


One Last Thing....  

This was one of the last posts in the horrific title that Pretz gave. Ha ha.

Perez himself has done much worse than this (still love ya, honey).
Either way, you guys know you will ALL be back. How many people on here say they hate Perez come on EVERYDAY. Some of you even have anti-Perez websites. Yet you come on everyday. Do you think it matters if you love or hate him? No, as long as you are reading. Your damn sites (particularly poor ass hilton) only bring more hits to Perez because people want to cross reference what you are talking about on here. Its all in the hits, baby, not whether you like him.

     [ by Ms.PoorAssHilton, 7/09/2006   --




9 Comments:

At July 09, 2006 11:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I never go by his craptastic site anymore. I never will he's a creepy sycophant, his charm long ago was his funny tweeby adoration and bitchiness.

Now he's a fraud and a fool.

 
At July 09, 2006 11:03 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

*waves at wonderwoman* Are ya still doing his job for free, sweetie?

With his little army how could he get paid, and do so little work?

 
At July 09, 2006 11:21 PM, Anonymous Life's a bitch and so am I said...

Here are some better Gossip blogs that won't make you sick and dirty for getting your dish on by helping Piggizzler make one dollar.

Dlisted
a socialite's life
celebrity rag
golden fiddle
wwtdd
velvethottub
the superficial
just jared
lainey's entertainment.
Defamer
Gawker
IDLYITW

to name a few, all of them are bright, with witty styles and where Perez get his info *steals with no attribution* for most of his articles. Why not get it from the original source, with proper grammar and spelling?

Sure, you won't have a person with some facial cranial disorder obsessively posting his hideous pictures like he's a cause for a celebrity disease fundraiser, but I think all of us can live without that horror. By going elsewhere you get entertaining gossip blogs, Which is probably why you went to Perezs' site in the first place!

Now you can have more, better and literate gossip entertainment without the racism, or his self hating homosexual issues thrown in your faces.

It's a win / win folks.


Congrats to Fabio for kicking the final goal!

 
At July 10, 2006 8:58 AM, Anonymous lv said...

"it's all in the hits, baby"

STFU Marioioio (cuz we all know it's you posting under "The Truth"). Your high number of "hits" isn't going to last forever, bad publicity will follow you to the grave, and karma is the baddest bitch of all.

See you (and that cro-magnon skull of yours) in in bankruptcy court, "baby."

 
At July 10, 2006 10:14 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

http://affiliates-critic.com

 
At July 11, 2006 2:55 PM, Blogger V* said...

Ciao xx

 
At July 12, 2006 8:53 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Goodnitgh and good luck. This site will be missed.

 
At July 12, 2006 10:45 AM, Blogger Ronny said...

Thanks for the fun.

Perez hit a new low today with an AIDS "joke" and his lap dog fans are defending it.

I no longer "love to hate" his site. Now it off my bookmarks and hopefully run its course in a year or so.

Lord help that fat fuck if he ever waddles in my path here in WeHo.

My foot, his ass.

 
At July 12, 2006 1:48 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Pople are really taking note on Pear-Ass' site about how much of an ass kisser he is and how much he sucks. Love the backlash.

 

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